Yay, Vanilla Ice Doesn’t Matter Anymore

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Thank gawd Vanilla Ice’s career went down the shitter as quickly as it did.

As you can imagine, he was an absolute nightmare to work with while on top of the charts, and I’m sure he still is, he just doesn’t have any clout anymore.

While opening for Vanilla back in 1991, Alanis Morissette, then a virtual nobody, says that she wasn’t even allowed to look him in the eye when in his presence.

She told Virgin Radio,

“I was instructed not to look him in the eye and that was my first experience of honoring someone’s privacy to the point where you look away when they come near you. I thought, ‘Wow, I didn’t think that actually existed!’”

Nowadays, the laughingstock of the rap industry begs for people to notice him. Funny how things change. Can you imagine what a fricking monster this guy would be if people actually paid attention to him?

Anyone remember Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice on “In Living Color”?  I had to post it, because not only is that one of my favorite shows of all time, Jim did a great job of mocking Vanilla.  A classic!



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Published on September 2nd, 2008 in 80s, Alanis Morissette, All Washed Up, Celebrity Egos, Vanilla Ice, egos






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Yay, Vanilla Ice Doesn’t Matter Anymore

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Thank gawd Vanilla Ice’s career went down the shitter as quickly as it did.
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Published on September 2nd, 2008 in 80s, Alanis Morissette, All Washed Up, Celebrity Egos, Vanilla Ice, egos

Vanilla Ice Arrested in Domestic Violence Dispute

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Kevin Federline, This Is Your Future

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Published on February 13th, 2007 in Kevin Federline, Male Whores, Music, Vanilla Ice

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A girl’s got to start discriminatingsometime doesn’t she?
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KFed Finally Notices He’s Unpopular; Also, He’s got Four Children

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Published on October 31st, 2006 in Britney Spears, Male Whores, Vanilla Ice

Thanks A Lot, Stupid Teenagers

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Fuck me running. Apparently, KFed has scored a legitimate record deal with Sony BMG:
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Published on September 4th, 2006 in Britney Spears, Male Whores, Vanilla Ice

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Published on August 13th, 2006 in Vanilla Ice, Video Flashback

KFed-eration

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All your talent are belong to us.
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Kevin Federline: Fake Science

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Eminem Post-Nuptual Wrapup

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