Tori Spelling Spreads Legs in the Name of TV
Source: www.derekhail.com
So a bunch of chicks, and possibly some curious guys, spent their Tuesday evening this week watching Tori Spelling’s show, Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood on the oxygen channel to witness the creation of life.
About 1.4 million viewers tuned in to see the episode where Tori Spelling gave birth to her second child, an event that actually happened about five months ago.
From what I can imagine, there must have been a lot of disappointment. For those people, I’m going to assume they either like to see other people suffer they way they had to when they gave birth, or they were naive enough to think something like that as a beautiful experience. Aaaah.. I remember that first time in my 8th grade science class when my teacher popped in some Discovery Channel video and the last few minutes consisted of a real life child birth…gross. When something is coming out, instead of in, a woman’s vagoo it is the worst thing in the world. It shouldn’t be possible to open wider than a black hole and push out the head of a baby the size of a waterbuffalo. IT JUST SHOULDN’T. Now I understood what that apostle Paul must have seen when he was temporary blinded by God.
