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5. Naomi Watts – Although it appears Naomi Watts stole a table cloth from Walmart, she didn’t look as heavy as Salma Hayek or as bored as Angelina Jolie. This is why she makes the list.

4. Ali Larter – Although she looks much better tearing people’s limbs from their bodies in Heroes, which begins airing again on January 22nd, 2007, at the Golden Globes Awards show, with beautiful cleavage. Does there really need to be another reason why she’s on this list?

3. Beyonce – Damn. Beyonce is tan, and more importantly, showing off her ass. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

2. Maria Menounos – She’s cute, shes stacked, and a complete disappointment. Not because of who she is, but because her dress is much longer than any man would ever want. Damn it.

1. Jessica Biel – In all of her manly glory, I can’t stare away. Just turn around. Please.

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The thing I like about Maria Menounos isn’t the fact that she is greek and takes it up the ass because I hear that that …

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Someone was telling me that there are girls who only hang out with girls who are uglier than they are, so that they look …

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Her name is Camila Alves, she’s a 22 year old Brazilian model and she let Matthew McConaughey cum inside her. She’s …

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I haven’t been all that nice towards Bijou Philips the last couple of years in doing the site and the reason is pretty …

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Gina Gershon is 44 now I am not sure if she’s a mom but her body is telling me that she’s not damaged like that. She …

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I am posting this Nina Moric bikini pictures because I can’t get over how hot she is. I know they’ve done the internet …

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I am learning that life is all about balance. It’s only taken me about 40 years to realize that. So now for every drink …

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Lohan is so sneaky as she shows up to some Driving School bullshit with a wig on so that none of us know it’s her. Unfortunately …

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Fake tits are retarded and I don’t understand the psychology behind getting that shit, but they seem to be pretty fucking …

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At first I thought that that some of you lazy fucks were just getting back to work today after your Christmas vacation and …

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I don’t know who Paz Vega is, but that’s not too surprising, because I don’t even know who I am anymore. I am just …

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So model Karolina Kurkova is rockin’ out in St Barths or some other Caribbean Island shooting some Victoria’s Secret …

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Here are some pictures of sisters Aly & AJ Michalka leaving somewhere together. I always thought these girls were twins, …

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I understand why virgin motherfuckers and dudes who like science fiction and collecting action figures think that Megan …

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I got a thing for Petra Nemcova because I find her hot, but bitch bores the fuck out of me, and since you’re reading this …

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Here are some Cheryl Tweedy Cole pictures celebrating AIDS with Elton John, because it seems like gays are all about AIDS, …

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I have a thing for Sophie Monk. She’s a tall blonde chick with a hot body and interesting lookin’ face and I am convinced …

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I am a pretty contradictory motherfucker. I am always flip flopping my opinion on everything. I was talking to a dude today …