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Doesn’t it just annoy the hell out of you when bloggers say things like this:

“Sorry, I won’t be posting today…my life is much too busy, and I am so important. Gee, I hope you don’t go through withdrawal without me posting these pearls of wisdom. If you are lucky, maybe someday you will be as sought-after as myself, but let’s face it, that won’t be happening anytime soon. Never fear, I shall post again, and you’ll keep kissing my ass when I come back.”

This seems like an awful waste of cyberspace, in my not-so-humble opinion. So I won’t say that I’ve been too busy to post anything today. What exactly have I been doing then? Acting as the low minion serf that I am, by attempting to create an aesthetic version of the Maximum Leader’s vision. Oooh…new design, new design for the Naked Villains! It will be arriving at a website near you in the near future, at any rate.

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NOTE: This was originally posted on January 10th, 2005, but since it would seem that a certain person that I adore has lost …

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They put me in a small room, shined bright lights in my face, and proceeded to volley really weird questions in my direction. …

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I have a problem, my dahlings, in that I lack faith in your ability to render me speechless.
Indeed, that is a challenge, …

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The most obvious difference between these two ladies is that while Katie Holmes is weak-willed and subservient, Lorie Byrd …

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Miss Kelley is SO correct, and her descriptive passages are more than I could muster on this subject matter. Not for the …

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Introducting the Vertical cup convertible push-up bra from the Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy® line of bras and panties. …

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If you’ve had problems reaching some of your favorite sites hosted by TypePad* and the like, it’s not just your crappy …

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In light of the recent revelations concering Revenge Of The Nerds and its impending Hollywood makeover:

Between this and …

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And thank goodness he hates Tom Cruise, because I was running out of witty things to say. Yep, I had to take a Tom Cruise …

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Believe it or not, less than one thousand behaviours piss me off, but here’s a good one:
In the introductory line of the …

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Crack is a very good thing, and by “crack,” I don’t mean the stuff that Whitney Houston uses as a substitute for bubble …

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How to make a Agent Bedhead
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part brilliance
5 parts instinct
Method:Combine in a tall …

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Exactly how many awards ceremonies does a fading Hollywood starlet have to attend in the same outfit before they get the …

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Hot damn, do I need some rest and quasi-relaxation, and it just occurred to me that I am officially confirmed to board a …

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Ah, I do love the smell of sweet parody in the morning.
Herr Commissar is rallying his flannel forces in support of French …

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Play Dat Funky Music White Boy - It’s Moving Time!
The following picture mystifies me. Though I realize Katie Holmes is …

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How Evil Glenn™ Stole Christmas is sure to be a cyberclassic that we shall all refer to one day when attempting to explain …

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According to Merriam Webster, the leading Word of 2005 is “integrity.” As we were constantly reminded last December, …

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NOTE: Drunk-blogging posts are below this one.
Aside from design announcements, this blog will be mercifully comatized until …

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So where have I been these days, and how the hell am I? Well, it seems that I am making grand plans for change, but it’s …