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Why do I care about Rumer Willis?

Why do you?

What does she do?

Why do I run her picture when it shows up?

It’s not like it’s a slow news week. It’s only Monday, and already Owen Wilson’s tried to off himself, Nick Hogan nearly killed himself drag-racing, and a bigot Idaho senator got caught in “lewd” bathroom acts with another man.

And yet, I feel moved to run this new picture of Rumer Fucking Willis at the LG House in Malibu. I think I’m fascinated by the flatness of her stomach. I have to share it with all of you.

I just want to say, for all of you commenters out there who feel obliged to mention that I need to get a life, and that it’s really sad that this is what I do/think about all day: I know. I know that, guys.

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Stephen Baldwin is not a fan of Barack Obama.
The lesser known, right-wing Baldwin brother says he will move to Canada if …

It seems the clown-faced bobsie twins that Hef is getting down with these days have a little bit of a past.
The girls, Karissa …

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Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn …

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Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn …

Photo: DailyMail
Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn …

Photo: DailyMail
Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn …

“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I …

“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I …

“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I …

Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned …

Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned …

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Howdy, y’all. Our database is pretty fried right now, thanks to some php improvements mods on the part of our webhost. …

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Can you guess the celebrity who could cut glass with his nipples?
Find out who it is after the cut!

It’s Ryan Seacrest!
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To find out who owns what, click the pics!

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See who’s gone dark brunette after the cut!

It’s Miley Cyrus pulling a Lindsay Lohan on us!

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Advertisers are always looking for new ways to sell their products. Pop-ups, for example. But surely there’s a more …

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Mr. A here on behalf of Agent B, who’s been cut off from the internet by an act of God. (Apparently God is a big, big …

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Star Wars has been a pop culture staple for about thirty years now, even though the franchise started sucking right around …

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Evel Knievel died last week of complications from idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, a disease he’d suffered from for years. …

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Damn, they sure do grow up fast, don’t they? Happy Birthday to “superstar” polar bear Knut of the Berlin Zoo, who …