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Natalie Portman wants to remind us that she’s still a chick, even with the short hair. Just in case you haven’t noticed. [The Bastardly]

Here’s a little picture that reminded me that Pink is nothing but an ugly coke snorting cow. I hate her so much. [A Socialite’s Life]

Here’s a shameless plug. Because I just love this website. [usemycomputer]

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Victoria Silvstedt is custom built for wearing bikinis. [Hollywoodtuna]
The Namibia is for lovers! t-shirt makes a great …

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Bai Ling uses her nipple to promote her new movie Shanghai Baby at Cannes. [The Bastardly]
DJ AM dumps Nicole Richie, because …

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Scarlett Johansson doesn’t give a shit about Mayor Bloomberg. [Hollywoodtuna]
Christina Aguilera thinks she’s Marilyn …

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Forget “Dancing with the Stars” and be sure to watch the “2006 NCLR ALMA show,” hosted by Eva Longoria. That show …

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Mischa Barton got milk. [Whymilk]
Rachel McAdams is much hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Just look at her back. No gross freckles …

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It’s been a long time since Kate Hudson has been in a movie, or at least in a movie that anyone cared to watch. Here are …

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Tara Reid wants privacy? Nah, what she wants is some sloppy drunken sex. [The Bastardly]
Teri Hatcher doesn’t know why …

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Kate Bosworth, aka Roswell from Area 51, tries to sell an old Superman t-shirt at the launch of the Superman Apparel Collection. …

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Brittany Murphy wants you to see how wide she can spread her legs in the dress she wore at the Hot Hollywood Awards 2006. …

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They scare the shit out of me. Thank God Samuel L. Jackson can handle them. What am I talking about? Snakes on a motherfuckin’ …

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Did Jennifer Love Hewitt kill a fox and put its fur on her head or is her hairstylist a total dumbass? The mystery remains. …

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I thought there was no way to describe how ugly a hottie like Lisa Rinna could be. That was before my bastardly friends created …

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Natalie Portman wants to remind us that she’s still a chick, even with the short hair. Just in case you haven’t noticed. …

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I didn’t know that milk could give you superpowers. Let’s drink a glass of milk and jump from a building to see if we …

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I used to worship Tiffani-Amber Thiessen when she starred as Kelly Kapowski on “Saved by the Bell.” That was before her …

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Jennifer Love Hewitt poses for a magazine nobody reads. She should just do Playboy, goddamnit. [The Bastardly]
Jack White …

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It looks like Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting married or engaged. I couldn’t care less, Eva is nothing but an …

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Carmen Electra rides the Sybian on Howard Stern, our bastardly friends got the video and the whole thing is pretty exciting. …

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While Beyonce is enjoying a holiday in Miami with Jay-Z, she could face a lawsuit. If, like me, you dont give a shit, just …

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Hayden Panettierre has been around for some time now, but none of us really know who the hell she is. [The Bastardly]
Sean …