Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson: The Morning After

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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson do their duty and make out for the good of America in Woody Allen’s up and coming movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

When they shot the scene, “there were like 60 crewmen [sitting around] eating salami sandwiches!” Johansson said at the movie’s Los Angeles premiere Monday. “It’s really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!”

And I say to you Johansson, that you better be grateful you only got just that.When a girl gets drunk enough to make out with another chick around sixty or so guys, there’s usually is a lot of howling (sometimes it kinda sounds like a giraffe with throat cancer), which is then followed by the beating of the two women over the head with a steel beam, and ejaculation over their corpses.

…You know, now after I think about that, you’re right. Salami sandwiches still sounds the least sexy.

Published on August 5th, 2008 in Penelope Cruz






Last 20 posts from category "Penelope Cruz"

Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson: The Morning After

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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson do their duty and make out for the good of America in Woody Allen’s up and coming …

Published on August 5th, 2008 in Penelope Cruz

Monica Cruz is really hot

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Monica Cruz, Penelope Cruz’s sister, might just be hotter than her movie star sister.  Maybe it’s because we don’t

Published on June 13th, 2008 in Penelope Cruz

The Greatest Trailer of All Time

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Most Woody Allen movies blow.  Some people say he’s funny but I just don’t get it.  I guess he finally realized this …

Published on May 14th, 2008 in Penelope Cruz

Javier Bardem Gets His Mack On: The Proof Is In The Trailer

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Javier Bardem might be one hot commodity these days, but he’s not exactly thrusting himself into work at the moment. After …

Published on May 14th, 2008 in Film, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, Woody Allen

Javier Bardem Gets His Mack On, Reprised

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For those who hoped the buzz of a Penelope-Javier-Scarlett threesome were true for Woody Allen’s upcoming film, Vicky …

Published on April 22nd, 2008 in Film, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, Woody Allen

Penelope Cruz does You

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Penelope Cruz did some magazine called You. Yea, it sound like something you would want to read doesn’t it? Some of …

Published on April 11th, 2008 in Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz Does It Solo

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In between movies, Penelope Cruz has been promoting for the Mango clothing line that she and sister Monica co-design. Penelope

Published on January 24th, 2008 in Adverts, Penelope Cruz

Monica and Penelope Cruz Are Doing It Again

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Last time we saw Penelope Cruz and her sister, Monica, they were shilling from their brother in that steamy music video. …

Published on January 9th, 2008 in Adverts, Penelope Cruz

A Conversation Between Eddie Vedder and Javier Bardem

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It’s Always Nice To Be Nominated . . .
At the 13th Critics’ Choice Awards, Javier Bardem won Best Supporting Actor …

Published on January 8th, 2008 in Javier Bardem, Movies, Music, Penelope Cruz

Ewan McGregor: Limp in Woody Allen’s Arms

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Well, it looks like neither Ewan McGregor nor Colin Ferrell will be “doing” Woody Allen again anytime soon. Allen’s …

Penelope Cruz Now Keeps The Lesbian Thing In The Family

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Sisters Monica and Penelope Cruz are pulling out all the exploitative stops in hopes that their faux lesbian tendencies …

Published on December 28th, 2007 in Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek

There Ain’t No Party Like A McConaughey Party

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No one ever said Matthew McConaughey could dance. The above photos, taken last year in Australia while Matthew on a break …

Published on December 5th, 2007 in Javier Bardem, Matthew McConaughey, Penelope Cruz, Socialista, Sting

I am - Penelope Cruz Sluttin Out in a Bikini of the Day

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I am all about spanish chicks. I don’t know why but I think it’s gotta do with fear. They are passionate people and when …

Published on October 11th, 2007 in Bikini, Boyfriend, Penelope Cruz, Slut

Penelope Cruz Deceives the Public

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Penelope Cruz has been found to be part of an elaborate ruse to pull the wool over the unsuspecting and sparsely-lashed eyes …

Published on July 26th, 2007 in Penelope Cruz

Oreo

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Ashton Kutcher has got his hands full!
Actually, that’s more than a handful!  He and wife Demi Moore partied with Penelope …

Published on June 26th, 2007 in Ashton Kutcher, BFF's, Demi Moore, Hitting the Town, Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz Costs A Lot of Money

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Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey, the two “Sahara” stars, may have been part of the reason the production costs …

Published on April 16th, 2007 in Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz Still Working The Lesbian Rumours

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Penelope Cruz made a recent appearance with her sister Monica on the red carpet, and although Monica has done some Spanish …

Published on February 23rd, 2007 in Comics, In The Closet, Penelope Cruz

Celebrity Gesture Of The Day: Ashton Kutcher

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Normally, the middle finger is a nonverbal sign of disgust and generally functions as a slightly impolite brushoff. Yet when …

Published on February 21st, 2007 in Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Drool, Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz: sweaty, smiling, and suave

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Penelope Cruz, although isn’t the traditional hourglass blonde, is exotic enough to draw attention or more importantly, …

Published on February 20th, 2007 in Penelope Cruz

Salma and Penelope may be the breast lesbian couple ever

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If Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz aren’t the breastest unconfirmed lesbian couple ever I don’t know who is.

Of course …

Published on January 25th, 2007 in Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek

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