Paris Hilton Snaps Back
Source: www.derekhail.com
After last weeks campaign video where McCain accuses Obama of merely being an international celebrity whore like Paris Hilton, Paris lashes back at McCain on the internet yesterday with a little promo of her own:
In it, Hilton lays out her point-by-point energy proposal, after reading an article on where to get the best tan. She muses about painting the White House pink, and then signs out with a semi-traditional campaign disclaimer.
The future I would imagine with Paris Hilton in the White House seems okay. God knows watching her prance around in a bikini beats floral pantsuits any day. I would sit diligently in front of the television just to see how many trouser snakes she has mongled for the day, or which nipple she decides to press against the glass window of the Oval Office for the paparazzi to see. It would be like watching a mother give birth to the swamp thing: so horrible, but for some demented reason you can’t turn away.
