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Frances Bean Cobain’s Ali Lohan Twitter Rant

Frances Bean Cobain took to her Twitter account to unleash a scathing rant about Ali Lohan and her sense of entitlement.

The post, which was far longer than Twitter’s 140 character max. (Francis used Twerbose.com to complete the thought), might have sounded better as a video rant being as Frances isn’t the greatest speller. But we’ll get to that later.

Frances, in so many words, she told Ali she was a talentless, scum sucking attention whore and that she will only achieve infamy, not fame.

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there.
Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

So, the question here is, what did Ali Lohan do to piss Frances off? There must have been something.

Although she isn’t exactly being a princess here, Frances isn’t saying anything untrue. I would say this letter could most certainly apply to any of the Lohans! They’re all a bunch of money hungry fame whores. A vast majority of Hollywood is, for that matter.

After her rant, Frances received a ton of comments criticizing her spelling errors – and her mother, Courtney Love. Frances has since deleted her account and probably won’t be doing that again anytime soon.

Personally, I think she should take up blogging. With spell check, of course.

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Dave & Stephanie Birkitt

Stephanie Birkitt, the “other woman” in the David Letterman sex scandal, has been banned from the Late Night with David Letterman set at CBS.

Since the scandal has broke Birkitt has been in hiding, and why CBS is choosing to “ban” her is beyond me. Not surprising it is David Letterman who comes out looking like a hero, and Birkitt, a total zero. It’s so typical in the celebrity world, or in society as a whole. The man deserves a high five – and the woman is a dirty whore.

Unless Birkitt has been stalking Dave or causing a scene, I just don’t think this is necessary. Doesn’t CBS know that by doing this they are creating even more sensationalism around this scandal?

Of course they do.

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WTF Collective – Jon Lajoie

Another great rap spoof video from Jon Lajoie. This one is called, “WTF Collective”.

And it only gets better as it goes on.

You may remember I posted his “Normal Guy” rap I posted last year. [If not watch it here.] That one still might be my favorite, but “WTF Collective” is pretty outstanding and wickedly funny as well.

Warning, lots of F-bombs – but if you’re down with a warped sense of humor, you’ll love this.

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Dina Lohan has a new shoe line

Dina Lohan, the stage-mother from hell, is attempting to strike it rich with her own shoe line.

Shoe-Han.

No, I didn’t come up with that name, she did.

Lohan is holding a press conference at Trump Plaza in New York, Thursday, October 8th (tomorrow) to announce the new shoe line which will make it’s debut by Mother’s Day next year. She has also been crowned the National Spokesmodel for LoveMyShoes.com.

I love this line from the press release:

Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.

Ok, but those ARE celebrities! Dina, a celebrity? Hardly. No one can stand her let alone wear anything with her name on it.

Break a leg, Dina. Seriously.

[Photo: WENN]

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Russell Brand Katy Perry in Paris

Has Russell Brand finally met his match with Katy Perry?

One of the most buzzed about romances right now is that between ‘international love making machine’ (my name for him)  Russell Brand and Katy Perry. The couple reportedly hooked up after weeks of flirting via text messages. Since then they have traveled to Thailand and Paris together and have rarely been apart.

The photo above was taken last night as they arrived at a Fendi party in Paris during Fashion Week.

Sort of an unlikely couple, at least I thought so until now. What Russell wants, Russell gets. It’s amazing that so many women can’t wait to let him stick his dirty little peen in them. Ha, gross, I know, but really, bitches! Ew!

[Photo: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Nancy Grace Jon Gosselin video

Nancy Grace ripped into reality star Jon Gosselin during an interview recently, leaving the father of eight speechless.

Nancy Grace says what I think a lot of people have been wanting to say to him. And damn straight, she puts him in his place with a quickness. I bet deep down he was secretly turned on. Men like him need to be taken by a lead and be told what to do. Or women for that matter.

Great video, do not pass this one up!

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Rishi Baveja’s Bungee Jump Gone Wrong

Ever thought about bungee jumping? If yes, did you consider what could happen if something went wrong?

Rishi Baveja, a 21- year-old from Britain, decided to take the plunge while on vacation in Phuket. It was at the  Jungle Bungy in Kathu where that decision almost cost him his life.

In the video [below] you hear the instructor tell him to “just jump,” and to not think about it. Rishi drops an f-bomb nervously, then does the sign of the cross over his heart before jumping.

He jumps.

At the moment the bungee instructor realizes the harness has snapped you hear him say quietly, “Oh.”

Rishi is incredibly lucky to have survived the fall. He was reportedly doing about 80-mph when he hit the water. His chest took most of the impact, which is good. If he had landed on his head he would have most likely died or have been left brain dead. He suffered a ruptured spleen, torn liver, collapsed lungs and of course, bruising everywhere. It took 4 weeks of recovering in a Bangkok hospital before he was able to return home to England.

Rishi says before the jump he assured his mother what he was doing was safe.

“I knew the jump would be scary but I didn’t think it was dangerous. I had a long phone conversation with my mum telling her it was safe. She only believed me when I told her that the website of the jump center claimed it had a 100 per cent safety record. It still says that. I didn’t need to do that jump. I wish I hadn’t.”

But he does still plan to sky dive! Seriously. I guess if you have survived a bungee fall from 165-ft. you might as well skydive, right? What’s the worst that could happen? Heh.

This story really gets my tummy! I bungee jumped, off a crane, 175-ft. back in 1991. I did it because I am afraid of heights. And while the experience certainly did not cure me of my fear, in fact, it is worse these days, I am glad I did it. But would I do it again? Not in a million years! I liken it to committing suicide by jumping off a building. That very split second you step off and there is nothing under your feet you are thinking, “Oh my God, what did I just do!?” Immediately after that your life literally flashes in front of your eyes. Once you get that bounce back, and know your cord is working, then all you’re thinking is, “I lived! I lived! Ok, that was fun!” Then you’re on this intense adrenaline high for like, an hour.

This poor guy never saw it coming. And to have it as a keepsake on video, oh my. I still can’t believe he actually wants to jump out of a plane now! Crazy. But then again, why live life any other way? I’m envious.

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As I was drinking my coffee this morning, searching through feeds and headlines, one particular one caught my attention.

Gossip website TMZ ’s story: “K-Fed’s Trashy Pad — Bad for Brit’s Kids?”

Ooh, I thought. This could be good! So I clicked.

I expected beer bottles everywhere, roaches (and I’m not talking about the bug), mold & mildew, holes in the walls, broken windows and maybe a few used condoms somewhere in the mix. But there was none of that.

Instead, there was cigarette butts all over outside, a few broken tiles, a partially ripped window screen, a bird’s nest on an outdoor light, and missing smoke detectors. Ok, so I can understand the need for the smoke detectors, but c’mon, this is hardly a trashed rental home as TMZ was eluding to. Hell, TMZ made it sound like CPS should be hauling their ass over there to rescue the children! Not the case. News is slow this week, so it seems like TMZ is pulling rubbish out of their backsides. Making a mountain from a molehill.

Besides Momma Britney isn’t exactly the cleanest person in the world either. Didn’t her puppy poop on a designer gown she was wearing for a photo shoot? Rumors throughout the years have also suggested that her dogs always poop in her house. If I remember correctly, one of her dogs always picked Kevin’s closet to poop in while the couple were still married.

So, messy and piggish, yes, but should the kids be taken from K-Fed? Absolutely not. TMZ, are just being their normal, drama queen selves..

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Bai Ling Photos

Bail Ling photographed while shopping in Manhattan.

She’s always dresses in something eye catching, colorful or revealing. Sometimes a nipple pops out, sometimes it’s meant to be exposed. One thing is certain, this girl loves attention. Ling stars in the film, “Beautiful Life,” where she plays a kind-hearted stripper. The film is based on the award-winning play, Jersey City, by Wendy Hammond.

People call Ling crazy, batty, a little off-beat, but she says she “comes from the moon.” She spent time in a mental hospital before becoming an actress but insists, “I’m not crazy. I’m not really in reality. I’m in my own universe and my mind is a million miles somewhere else.”

[Photos: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Mad Men’s Don Draper

AskMen.com recently received more than half a million votes for their “49 Most Influencial Men of 2009″ poll.

I have to say, I cannot dispute the winner. In fact, I couldn’t have picked a better one myself. My current celebrity crush, Jon Hamm’s character in Mad Men, Mr. Don Draper. *sigh*

He’s like the new James Bond. He sexy, he’s debonair, he’s mysterious and sly. I won’t mention the fact that he’s married and cheats on his wife all the time. Tisk, tisk.

Complete list after the cut.

1. Don Draper
2. Usain Bolt
3. Barack Obama
4. Mark Zuckerberg
5. Simon Cowell
6. Michael Jackson
7. Steve Jobs
8. Roger Federer
9. Peyton Manning
10. Dana White

11. Jay-Z
12. Tom Ford
13. Jon Stewart
14. Jack Dorsey
15. Quentin Tarantino
16. Conan O’Brien
17. Ashton Kutcher
18. Gary Vaynerchuk
19. Ryan Seacrest
20. George Clooney

21. Brad Pitt
22. Lionel Messi
23. Chesley Sullenberger
24. Manny Pacquaio
25. Mark Ronson
26. Kanye West
27. Seth MacFarlane
28. Cristiano Ronaldo
29. Harvey Levin
30. Tiger Woods

31. Shepard Smith
32. Hugh Jackman
33. Kobe Bryant
34. Sidney Crosby
35. Andy Roddick
36. Georges St. Pierre
37. Chris Martin
38. Bear Grylls
39. James Cameron
40. Jeff Bezos

41. Andre Balazs
42. LeBron James
43. Dwyane Wade
44. Robert Pattinson
45. Italo Zucchelli
46. Mario Batali
47. Santiago Calatrava
48. Jenson Button
49. Lance Armstrong

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Celebrity Halloween costume idea  2009

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson!

Dress as the crazy, unstable, lesbian duo known as Lindsay & Sam this Halloween 2009! A fun and original idea for Halloween, you can be instantly recognizable, even if you don’t look like either one!

Here’s what you’ll need to make it happen:

Lindsay:

A scraggly strawberry-blonde wig. The worse the wig, the better. Of course a sideboob is in order. Try and wear something with long armhole, this helps. No bra = +10 points for authenticity.

Of course you must apply generous amounts of self tanner, preferably streaky, to face, (not neck), legs, (not feet). And don’t forget the leggings. The shinier the better.

Gladiator sandals. Almost any sort will do. And of course, a can of RedBull makes the perfect accessory. Unless you have a gram of blow or something.

Samantha:

A Fedora, for starters, and a retro t-shirt the size of something a little boy would wear. Don’t forget to bandage down your boobs!

The pants must be acid wash skinny jeans. Topped off with some colorful Nike Dunks.

A pack of Marlboro reds tucked in your sleeve,and your only makeup is dark circles under your eyes.

*Poof!* Instant crazy Hollywood Halloween lesbians! Hooray!

More celebrity costume ideas to come, you all know that Halloween is my favorite holiday..

If you think of any other additions to these costumes, let me know! -xxoo

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Rihanna arrives at the 2010 Chanel Ready to Wear fashion show in Paris France.

Ok, Ri-Ri, you were mega smoking hot with the longer hair, and at first, when you did your hair short, I liked it. But it keeps getting taller and poofier, and seems to be taking on a life of it’s own. Bring that foxy long hair back, doll! You look like a chocolate-vanilla swirl ice cream cone from McD’s!

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]