Much Ado About Muddy Waters.
Source: agentbedhead.com
Indeed, as most people who read this blog well know, I am a huge proponent of free speech. However, like all other enumerated rights, there are limits dictated by justice, and currently, a great number of bloggers have lept to the defense of a blogger in my city. However admirable the efforts to lend support are, we must remember that this is a matter of law, not ‘democracy’ or ‘mob rule.’
Let me preface this with a few broad strokes of the brush. The blogger in question is nobody that I know, nor have I ever read his blog until today. As far as this whole ’situation’ is concerned, I do not take either side…I am merely giving my impartial, and semi-educated opinion. In no way am I intending to engage in the unsolicited practice of law, as I am a mere third-year student.
That said, Mr. Bates cites caselaw and claims that his hyperlinking of the concerned newspaper is protected by the “fair use” doctrine. The cited case is not on point with the issues in Mr. Bates situation; in fact, it is very far off point. In addition, this is not a case from the Tenth Circuit, which Oklahoma is a part of. Instead, it is a Ninth Circuit case from a federal circuit court in California. The Ninth Circuit is the single most overruled circuit in the country. In short, this is not a case that has any precedential value in the state of Oklahoma, either in federal or state court. Even if this was good law in Oklahoma, the analysis wouldn’t be precedential because the facts are completely different in Mr. Bates situation.
This letter in question received by Mr. Bates is not harrassing in any way, as it is a routine cease-and-desist letter. The material is copyrighted and encrypted by the newspaper, and they do have the right to ask you not to use it. It is not ‘fair use’ unless a court declares it as such. With copyrighted material, it is not their burden to defend it as such. Copyrighted material is the intellectual property of the holder of the copyright. This is not a matter of camraderie to arrive at a solution, as copyright infringement generally is a strict liability tort. Only a lawyer who undertakes to represent you can advise you on this matter.
Perhaps this is all fun publicity, and it must be a heady experience to receive moral support from the more highly respected bloggers. However, in this situation there are two options. Either comply with the request of the cease-and-desist letter and delink the copyrighted material, or secure legal representation. Our city has many fine lawyers who can advise you. Do not think that the blogosphere can serve as legal representation. It cannot.
Naomi Campbell is known for being a cunt. She was recently dating Usher the orgy loving sexual deviant and she was all over the news for a scene she caused in a restaurant. After seeing these pictures, which are obviously old, Campbell should be worrying less about being a Diva Cunt, and more about maintaining that disgusting bush. I love bush as much as the next pervert, but when it’s clumpy cabbage patch hair, also called taco meat like Bill Cosby’s chest, my penis retreats back inside my body. Which isn’t a very far journey….
Allegra Versace, niece of murdered designer Gianni Versace and daughter of Donatella, and owner of a controlling stake in the $A585 million fashion empire is Anorexic.
okay fuckers, its tuesday, the day after cupid came all over the americanised world. let me tell you something about my day yesterday, it was filled with chocolate pleasure. to be brief, i masterbated with the glasses case that my brother got for vallentines day from his girlfriend, i had chocolate covered anal sex with fabio and his uncle juan, but nothing really special. as i was leaving from a home delivery, i decided to pay my friend jesus a visit. he lives ontop of this white trash strip club, so for me to get into his building i had to run around the block four times to produce enough sweat to matte my hair and cause sweat stains to appear on my silver evening gown (i dont do holiday colors) and of course, bum a kanawake cigarette off this kid for a blowjob. 
(Bitter is not really the word. Though I realize that bitter is the thing that puts lines around your mouth and crows feet at your eyes. So the only way to really get over a lying sack of shit is a rebound, and of course bitterness. Yes, R E B O U N D. Say it with me ladies. (I know, has it really gotten to this?) So I go out and find my target. Approval all around. Perfect, tall, nice ass (great for grabbing and pulling towards you), big smile, juicy lips…. And bang he leaves with, okay get this, an older plainer, fatter, smaller breasted lady. Holy fuck! When did standards get skewd. I did not get the memo. Then I go home and wake up to half strange wet dream. Like someone poured camomile tea in my panties. Nipples hard.
I know a lot of you readers are perverts. I know a lot of you probably don’t get laid often and probably can’t afford a hooker, so I decided to give all of you some great masturbation tips on the lonliest day of the year, to help you get through the night and hopefully to prevent a couple of suicides.
This is an easy one. Simply peel a banana (you can eat it later), slip the peel over your penis, and masturbate with it. The banana slime is a great lubricant. You can warm up the peel in the microwave for added sensations. Also, you might have better results if you peel the banana by making just one cut in the peel and removing the fruit through the single cut; you can then cut off the end of the banana peel and insert your penis through that end.
Put on some old boxer shorts that are too small, and pull your penis and scrotum out of the fly. Then pull the shorts up so they are tight, and fold the tops down, so you have a little bikini-type thing with your penis sticking out the front. This puts pressure on your penis that feels good, and masturbating like this provides a different sensation.
This one is rather odd but cool. First get an erection, and then take a pillow and crawl between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lie on your back, position the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrust your hips against the pillow. The weight of the mattress is a new and interesting sensation. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you’ll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!
Select an eggplant that is sufficiently larger than your erect penis. Cut a hole in the peel that’s the exact size of the base of your erect penis. Then make a hole in the pulp smaller than your erection (using a broom handle works well). Then put the eggplant in the microwave for about a minute and a half, just so it gets warm inside and starts to get a little soft, but don’t really cook it. Then, after you make sure with your finger that the inside is cool enough, put in some lube (try coconut oil), put the eggplant between a couple of pillows, and make eggplant jam. Or, you can lie on your back and just move the eggplant back and forth on your erect penis.
For someone with a little pocket money to spend: First, buy a small container of Gold Bond Medicated Powder at the drugstore. Throw a towel onto your bed and lie on top of it. (Gold Bond sticks to everything, so it’s good to be able to shake out the towel and have a shower after.) The technique itself is very simple: Just sprinkle a bit of the powder onto your hand, rub it onto your penis, and enjoy — no masturbation required. After a few minutes it will start to tingle. This sensation will grow until it’s almost a burning
Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you’re done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.
