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Look at me - David (brian austin green) never got to see me and now I am showing the world.
Since my years off 90210 I have become a half assed pussy exposing rocker
It’s okay, my dad is so rich I am set for life

Tori Spelling Upskirt

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This is a quick post - on recent celeb nipples. I have no comments to add, other than the nipple is nature’s bottle…everytime I see tits I get all hungry and shit.

Bai Ling - Nipple Here
Charlotte Church - Topless Here
Lucy Becker - Topless and Implanted Here

I got these from the Taxi Driver Site….I will post it later.

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I have nothing to say about this, but I am drunk often and I haven’t ever cried while drunk.
Justin was at the party, I think the media is implying that maybe this lead Britney to drink to the point of being sick.
If I was sleeping with K-Fed, I would probably be drunk all the time. Hell…I am not married to a freeloader and I am drunk all the time….

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I got this from a site called LiveMTL
I didn’t want to give them a shout out because they are a pain in the ass
They had something on there worth posting!
It isn’t comparable to when my stepdaughter has friends over and they jump on the bed in their “jammies” but it’s worth checking out!

This site isn’t called “What Mark is Watching” but it should be.

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This is our new feature. We have lots of features.

Statutory Rapist of The Day is: Jeffrey A. Campbell, 51,

Jeff is accused of having sex with a 16-year-old employee inside the SRO Frozen Custard shop. I think frozen custard is ice cream

Statutory Rapists look like this

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I like my woman classy, I like my fuck dolls classier. I want champagne drinking, Chanel wearing, Monogrammed Pubic hair rockin Latex women

“Can you satisfy my million dollar sex drive? Give me the first class treatment in my ass, mouth or pussy! I have uptown tastes but downtown needs.
A life sized doll with a body that’s well taken care of - long legs, curvaceous hips and three bitching holes”

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This is a video from AntiClown.
It is people on roller skates - doing roller skate dances
I saw this live once and thought it was retarded
After seeing this video - I realize that it remains retarded
But it’s fun to watch, if takin’ it in the ass is your thing
That was a gay joke. That didn’t work out so well.

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This week on the drunkenstepfather auction watch is a hollywood cemetery crypt

To all celebrity stalkers: Purchase this hollywood cemetery crypt and lay yourself to rest inches away from dead celebs like Marilyn Monroe, Rodney Dangerfield, Dean Martin, Donna Reed, Jack Lemon, Walter Mathau…along with a neverending list of B-actors…

So I guess celebrity stalking has reached a whole new level. Im all for it…I think I would feel better about being dead knowing that my bones will dry out in good company..

Bid Now

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I don’t remember the last time I told asked someone why their dick wasn’t in my mouth. The good thing is that now I don’t have to ask, I just have to buy them gifts at this site.

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Last week while performing satanic rituals in the hotel garage, lindsay lohan screamed “Back off my shit, yo, or I will bust a cap in yo’ ass!”

She has been hangin’ with the latinos far too much….thanks gangsta Valderamma….

In other Lohan News:

“LINDSAY Lohan must have inherited her love of partying from her manager/mom, Dina. The club-hopping hottie and her mother were at Marquee for the launch of Lindsay’s new album, “Speak,” then took their 20-person posse to Suede, where a newly-svelte Lindsay guzzled Rush energy drink as her mom swilled Cristal and boogied atop the banquette, Paris Hilton-style. Meanwhile, it seems Lindsay has already forgotten about male model Clarence Fuller, to whom she turned for comfort after being dumped by Wilmer Valderrama. When asked where Clarence was, Lindsay shot back, “Who?”"

and

On Regis and Kelly this morning:

“Kelly: Well, she won’t be singing today! She’ll just be talking.
Regis: Yes, we wished she would sing but she suddenly had a vocal ailment so she won’t be.”

That voice ailment is called Lip Syncing. But it could also be gonerhea of the throat from suckin mad cock in the bathroom at clubs… but I haven’t had any symptons yet, WILL KEEP YOU POSTED!

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I don’t know what to say about this modeling agency, other than the fact that these models look like everyday girls I see on the bus. Yes I take the bus, this blog has only made me 25 cents so far, bitch.

They aren’t hot enough for me, they are probably not hot for many people, except maybe lonely truckers driving through Jacksonville Florida.

This will make you laugh.

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She won her first Tony as the original Blanche du Bois in A Streetcar Named Desire (1948).