I am - Classy

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Britney Lookin Classy…this is from Oh No You Didn’t… great site lots of celeb gossip and pictures…

I think marriage has done good for her…she has completely let herself go, proving that having money doesn’t make you classy…. or something like that…Her nipples are still aiming south, I stand by my no implant story, unless that is something that happens when you get implants at the age of 16. I guess we will see what happens to Lohan in 6 years, that is if she doesn’t die of a coke overdose…….i almost wrote cock overdose, but that would be more relevant to my Celeb Porn Tape entry…

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Published on December 13th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Celebrity Porn Tape

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Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton the innovators in Celeb Sex Tape Scandals.
Together…holding hands, after a meeting discussing their next venture called Paris and Pamela take on the football team… the premise is to see who can take the most cock in a 24 hour period. Pam has the advantage because of the 2 babies.. but Paris can hold her own…

HERE

Published on December 13th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - 70’s Sex Ed Starring Avril

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Check out this Mad TV skit.. it’s good enough to post here
Also from OH NO YOU DIDN’T

HERE

Published on December 13th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - 2 LOVING PASSAGES

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Gia has it all… voluptuous breasts, removable 7” X 1½” cock, 2 loving passages, beautiful 4-color face, and gorgeous long flowing blonde hair. So squeeze her breast, stroke her hair, and straddle her erect cock! Gia is aching for you, inside and out! …

Sex Doll of the Day HERE !!

Published on December 13th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Hollywood Blowjob

Published on December 12th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am – Hefty 8 Inch Dong

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The Sex Doll of the Day feature is one that I enjoy. Today’s sex doll is designed for fat women and gay men everywhere. We call it Construction Man!

“Construction Man: I am your perfect erotic fantasy. Explore my 2 love passages. When I build, I use plenty of wood.

Includes:
Hefty 8 inch dong
Inflatable Hunk with 2 love passages”

Here

Published on December 10th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - The Lohan Interview

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Follow this link to the Lohan Interview

Why aren’t people asking the questions we all want to know - How big is Valderamma’s cock, did he stick it in your ass, what was the craziest amount of cocaine you have ingested in the shortest period of time. What is better, busting on your face or in your cooch? How old were you when you got your first STD… you know… who cares about her “burn out”….

There Was one good question though
And it was this

AP: OK, but going out with the likes of Paris Hilton is bound to draw attention to you.

Lohan: Yeah. Well, like I said, I’m friendly with other girls in the business. Some of them make rumors up about other girls in the business. They’ll say “Oh, she does drugs. She drinks too much.” I know a lot of the girls in L.A. smoke pot, but I can’t do that. I would have an asthma attack. It’s stupid to smoke, I do that once in a while, but everyone goes through that phase. I would never be an excessive drinker. You feel like (expletive) the next day anyway.

The rest of the interview is here.
I got this link off defamer, but I am not going to plug them, because they don’t plug me - cunts.

Published on December 10th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Pedophile

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

This is a new Feature.
We call it the Pedophile Picture of the Day.
I figure if we can provide pedophiles with pictures of pre-teens
we can single handedly make the world a better place.
That said - check out for the Sexual Predator of the Day feature from Buck Brown!

HERE

Published on December 10th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Natalie

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Today’s Friendster Message of the Day comes from Natalie.

Message:

linguistics isn’t boring, it’s about how we systemize symbols to make sense of the world, and not just verbal symbols, it can be applied to anything. The clothes you wear, whatever… Fashion is a rule governed system.. (and everything is an aesthetic. If I walk around looking like crap, I can give it a name and call it Frump Chic, you’re info subscribes to a different aesthetic - Offensive Chic..People’s body language changes in different countries, and once you learn to move in the system of the culture you were raised in, it is pratically impossible to unlearn those things.I don’t have such a big belly, but I’m definitely zaftig.
wb,N

You can find more out about Natalie Here

Published on December 10th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Making the Best Sex

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Spam of the Day;

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: ubauijwi

Hello Dear,

Finally i’ve found possibility to right u, my lovely girl :)
All our photos which i’ve made at the beach (even when u’re without ur bh:))

photos are great! This evening i’ll come and we’ll make the best SEX :)
Right now enjoy the photos.

Kiss, James.
ubauijwi

Published on December 10th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Lindsay Lohan’s Purse Finder

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This is the story. Lohan loses her wallet, and now there are pictures of her “driver’s license” and her “black Amex”.

I didn’t post the images here, because I didn’t give a fuck. I still don’t but this is the story from the person who found the wallet and scanned the pictures

The only thing that stood out as interesting was the bag of white powder and the rolled up 20. Who cares, she does cock, get over it. IT’s only a big deal when she’s doin it off her stepfather’s cock….

This is the bullshit story

Hey Girls,

I just wanted to update you about our weekend in NYC. Of course it was Liz’s birthday so it was bound to be a crazy time…you know it’s never a dull moment when two or more of us P.C. girls get together! Well, for those of you who didn’t recieve a late night phone call Saturday night from Liz, I’ll fill you in on what happened…

When we got off the subway in Manhattan, me Liz and Charley were attempting to catch a cab when I saw something laying on the street… it looked like a wallet so I kicked it over to Charley and said “whats this?” Charley picked it up and we jumped into the cab. Inside the cab Charley opened the wallet and found a liscence, an American Express Black card, a $20 bill rolled tight, and a folded up $1 bill. He yells: “Oh my God, guess whos wallet this is!” I said: “Whos? I found it, hand it over!” To my surprise it was Lindsay Lohan’s California liscence and credit card! I took out the dollar bill and unfolded it to find a rather large bag of what looked to be cocaine! I couldnt believe my eyes! We had a pop star’s wallet with illegal drugs and she’s only 18!

The first thing that came to mind was to blackmail for a large amount of cash or a casting in her next movie… Unfortunately I’ve learned that publicity might not be so appealing when you have tons of strange people calling your cell phone to buy your story. Since I had no idea if I should keep the wallet or send it back, I called US Weekly for advice. US Weekly called Lindsays publicist and the next thing I knew I was getting calls from her publicist threatening to sue me. She wanted my home address so she can send a driver out to pick it up. I refused to give her any personal information. The National Inquirer called me about 8X to buy my story for $2500 (which keeps going up everytime I talk to them), they want to take pictures of the evidence, give me a polygraph, and interview me tomorrow. I dont think its the morraly correct thing to do and Im not sure its the safest either. the New York Post has attempted to contact me (check for an article in tomorrow’s paper, most likely it will not be a completely accurate story), the NYPD (who threatened to arrest me if i dont hand over the goods since they claim it is government property), and some strange people who wouldn’t even tell me who they were (but thought I was dumb enough to give them my address). I don’t know who to believe and what to do with the wallet. I told Lindsay’s publicist that I would like to return it to her in person so that I knew it was going to her. She said she would ask her. Supposedly Lindsay was freaked out by the whole thing and was crying hysterically and denied ever doing any drugs. The publicist told me she only drinks a lot and likes to party, and smokes cigarettes, but what 18 year old doesn’t…what a publicist she is! She also claimed to have called Lindsay’s parents who called their lawyer and is ready to sue me if I make any wrong moves.

At this point Im kind of afraid to answer my phone anymore b/c Im scared someone might get my address and come to my house. I think what I will do is just mail it to her house in Beverly Hills tomorrow and hope it gets to her. Anyway, I scanned the liscence and the credit card for you guys to see just for kicks. I blacked out her street address b/c I don’t know what kind of trouble I can get into and I have to be careful! The black card is cancelled, but it would have been nice to have a night of unlimited spending on Lindsay Lohan for Liz’s 24th birthday!

If you want to see the scans click
Here

Published on December 10th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet

I am - Lindsay Lohan’s Fire Crotch

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

Actually - This is just the picture of the day.
But she is a redhead
So we know she’s got fire pubes

HERE

Published on December 10th, 2004 in The Other Celebrity Planet


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