Nicole Richie Dates “The Fly”
Source: agentbedhead.com
Only in Hollywood are May/December romances so widely acceptable, but I must admit shock at reports that Nicole Richie is dating Jeff Goldblum.
Apparently, Goldblum is a smooth operator, according to one journalist who interviewed him, “I fully expected that my underwear would melt.” While I’ve never considered Goldblum as a sexual being, one must admit he looks pretty damn hott in the above photo, and the following words do impress:
“After only a few moments of talking to Jeff Goldblum a number of thoughts assault you. One is the sheer size of him – 6ft 5in of solid cappucino-coloured muscles with vast feet that look like he’s wearing mahogany sea barges on them. Then there’s his astonishing resemblance to the Big Bad Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood, all vulpine smiles and glittering eyes.”
After reading that, I certainly wouldn’t mind him chasing me through the forest with a picnic basket. However, it would seem that Jeff Goldblum is known as “the biggest heartbreaker in Hollywood,” which means that Nicole Richie just might be consulting a therapist after he gets through with her.
On final consideration, the sex scenes during The Fly really creeped me out and are presently haunting my psyche, and when it comes to Nicole Richie… I really don’t need to envision bone smacking bone in the throes of passion, no?
