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Michael Jackson, no stranger to extreme practices of vanity, has turned his obsessions to a fitness regimen. Jermaine Jackson says his brother is doing 300 push-ups per day and lifting weights like a madman, “He’s getting his muscles back.”

Uh….what muscles? I don’t recall Michael Jackson ever possessing visible muscles.

Following his acquittal on child molestation charges last year, Michael vowed to revamp his image in an attempt to shake his fucking weird-ass reputation. Good luck to you, Michael!

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I hadn’t actually heard of OC Weekly before now, but someone on the staff—Ben Westhoff, if in fact that is his real …

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The animal rights folks at PETA have their all-cotton knickers in a twist over the Olsen twins, who not only wear fur but …

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Apparently the world I grew up in is dead, and so is the King. If you can believe the Recording Industry Association of …

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Jason Priestley, who is best remembered as Brandon Walsh in the everlasting “Beverly Hills, 90210,” has become the proud …

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For a guy who’s never quite hit the big time, Rob Lowe has an impressive track record of evil deeds. Bad enough that he …

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Time Magazine was never a worthwhile source of information about current events, pop culture, or much of anything else, but …

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Here at Agent Bedhead, our celebrity-bashing is meant in a malicious but basically constructive way. We point out examples …

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Man, this was a long time coming. Pauly Shore has been begging for a serious beating ever since he first crawled in front …

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Fergie’s been getting quite a bit of attention this week for an interview she did with Vibe magazine, where she said: …

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British singer Robbie Williams is mega-popular in the UK and elsewhere, with something like 50 gazillion albums sold. But …

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Or not. Craig Schneider, who handles publicity for Neil Patrick Harris, seems to think fans of the hit series How I met …

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Well, it was fun while it lasted. YouTube started out as a freewheeling video anarchy that let us get acquainted with people …

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Geriatric diva Barbra Streisand has returned to the American stage after a 12-year absence, driven by a complex mixture of …

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The Agent is laid up for the second time in as many weeks with a migraine, so today is officially dubbed “blockquote madness.” …

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Michael Jackson, a man who’s the same age as Madonna, younger than Cher, and who looks older than their combined ages of …

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Mel Gibson says that civilization will collapse in the year 2012, and he knows this for certain because gotdamn, he can draw …

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Way too many people focus on Jared Leto’s pretty exterior without getting to know the inner man. That’s too bad, because …

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Rock geezer Roger Waters brought his nostalgia fest to the States Friday night, with the kickoff concert in New York City. …

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In Madrid, Spain’s most prestigious fashion show has rejected thirty percent of the scheduled fashion models that were …

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I suppose one might have to live in Tulsa, Oklahoma, just to realize how omnipresent and annoying the Hanson brothers once …