Mariah Carey’s Shit Does Stink
Source: yeeeah.com
Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hosted a Magic Mountain wedding party at Six Flags in Los Angeles Tuesday night. Themed “Mariah and Nick — A Love Story,” Mimi booked the whole theme park for the entire evening. TMZ says of the party:
The newlyweds were driven around the park in a golf cart. At all times, Mariah was followed by a hairstylist and makeup artist. Mimi had her own private pot to piss in, with guards right outside the bathroom — you know, to keep her friends out. Their guests were [relegated to] non-private [shitters].
So they’re saying that Mariah actually goes to the bathroom? Wow — now there’s a surprise. I was fairly certain that the only thing coming out of her bottom looked like rainbows and smelled like angel whispers. Turns out her dump requires a staff of burly men blockading the door. She makes my Uncle Tony look like a fucking amateur.
Don’t breathe in:
