Lindsay Really Wants to Be More Attractive
Source: agentbedhead.com
Now that Lindsay Lohan is making a fairly sincere attempt to give up vodka, cocaine, ecstasy, and serial promiscuous sex, she’s taken up a hobby to fill the 18 or 20 empty hours in her day. Refreshingly, it’s nothing as mildly eccentric as scrapbooking or stamp collecting. Instead, La Lohan has decided to become a human magnet. Through Facebook, Lindsay met Aurel Raileanu, a 40-year-old Romanian who lives with his mom and claims to have weird, Magneto-like abilities. Supposedly Lindsay is going to fly Raileanu to LA and pay him a ton of money so she can study his abilities and learn to duplicate them. The Sun (which seems to be the source for this ridiculous story) reached deep into its corporate rectum and yanked out this alleged quote from Lindsay:
I’ve always been interested in off-the-wall abilities. And this is a really interesting phenomenon. I’d love to find out more about it and try and pinpoint what causes these supernatural abilities.
Frankly, this whole story sounds a little implausible, particularly the part about “human magnets.” Some researchers have suggested these people aren’t so much magnetic as extremely sucky. And there’s nothing particularly rare or exotic about being a sucker. According to P.T. Barnum, there’s one born every minute.
