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I want a burger. Since Kim Kardashian is making one for me (dressed in a bikini), I’ll take one. And one of the cool Sierra Mists that she’s sure to hand me (check out the thumbnails below).

As long as Kim does it (dressed in a bikini) I’ll be happy to take it.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together!
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together after reuniting Sunday …

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Kim Kardashian blonde and tan
Kim Kardashian at the Teen Choice Awards, looking smashing with lighter hair and a deep tan.
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Kim Kardashian quickly adapts to the single life, hitting the Madame Royale lounge in West Hollywood with girlfriends Melody
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Kim Kardashian arrives at MTV Studios in New York for “It’s On with Alexa Chung.”
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Break-Up
Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush have broken up after 2-years together. …

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I know Kim Kardashian is a typical celebutante: famous because her family has money, not because she’s actually developed
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I want a burger. Since Kim Kardashian is making one for me (dressed in a bikini), I’ll take one. And one of the cool Sierra
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Down in South Florida, it looks like the hookers are having a special during these rough economic times. Now, normally it …

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For a guy wearing a purity ring with absolutely no public intentions of having sex until he’s married, Nick Jonas is beating …

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“And that Kim Kardashian, ugh, she has no personality at all. It was painful to watch.”

- Joey Fatone on Kim Kardashian
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There is always one way to beat paparazzi at their own game, and that has always been making a reality show.  Kim Kardashian …

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Anyone who has a big fetish about seeing attractive women in hospital clothes and hooked up to IVs missed their opportunity …

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It was announced last night that Misty May-Treanor won’t be able to dance on Dancing With the Stars Last Night due to …

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Poor Kim Kardashian…she and her big bum are real sad.
I guess she was booted off DWTS last night – not that I would …

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Last night, Kim Kardashian got the boot from television show Dancing With The Stars, you know, the show Kim couldn’t stop …

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At EA Sports VIP launch party Wednesday, Kim Kardashian did a remarkable job of transforming the wardrobe she stole from …

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All that drama over her stinking foot yesterday.  What a joke. 
Like I said yesterday, her foot made front page while
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Honestly, I can’t believe anyone cares.
I hate Dancing With the Stars, it’s like the new Lawrence Welk! It’s cheesy, …

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Is it just me, or does Courtenay Semel look like an odd Simpson’s character?

I think it’s her lack of a chin and the …

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Kim Kardashian is telling the press to kiss her big fat booty goodbye. After she realized that more people recognize her …