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Keira Knightley has something in common with Balki Bartokomous of “Perfect Strangers” fame, although Keira would no doubt be loathe to acknowledge the comparison. The English sourpuss recently revealed that a reason exists for why she always looks so damn miserable in photographs:

“I’m not comfortable having to be myself or being photographed as myself. Australian Aborigines say that with every photo that is taken, a piece of your soul goes with it. And there are some days when I kind of believe that.”

Such a convenient excuse, Keira. Then again, this was also the belief of Balki, who hailed from Mypos, a wholly nonexistent Mediterranean island. If only he truly existed, then he and Keira, together, could celebrate their good fortune with the “Dance of Joy.”

Hit the next page for the dance…

Previously: I ♥ Samantha Morton, Who Doesn’t ♥ Keira Knightley

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I have to admit, even though she’s not naked of scantily clad in the September Issue of Vogue, Keira Knightley at least …

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Keira Knightley has something in common with Balki Bartokomous of “Perfect Strangers” fame, although Keira would no …

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Keira at the 2008 Elle Style Awards in London
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Oh, hell yes.
The very talented and stunningly English actress, Samantha Morton, has spoken up about actors who whine about …

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During a Manhattan press conference for Atonement, a masochistic fellow asked Keira Knightley if she would sign on for …

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Keira Knightley takes off her top on the cover of next month’s Interview magazine, clad only in a pair of suspenders and …

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Andrew McCarthy is all grows up from the preppy character, Blaine, he played in Pretty In Pink. McCarthy was snapped at …

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Keira Knightley recently revealed to Elle Magazine that she absolutely hates the newspapers and her friends have since banned …

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Gah! The above illustrated cover of the November 2007 issue of Radar Magazine is, of course, a parody of the February 2006 …

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Keira Knightley is pictured at the “Atonement” premiere at the Toronto Film Festival and she still appears anorexic. …

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Keira Knightley has admitted she is shocked by celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears parading arounnd like drunken …

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Keira Knightley arrived at the 64th Venice International Film Festival yesterday the very picture of radiant health and vitality. …

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There was a time when I had a pretty rude gay, black , Jewish blogger working on the site, but he became some kind of drug …

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Since when does Keira Knightley have titties?
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Some promos have been leaked for the new Chanel adverts featuring Keira Knightley, and the results are rather interesting. …

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Do you remember when I said Keira Knightley was going to be naked in her new movie “Atonement?” I was wrong. It was reported …

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While Keira Knightley is no stranger to stripping off her clothing for movies, in her latest movie, “Atonement,” which …

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Lindsay Lohan, after being unable to negotiate a deal with the financiers of “The Best Time of Our Lives,” pulled out …

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Keira Knightley has the solitary confinement jail-house glow going on. After weeks of being trapped in a 6×6 cell with nothing …

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After Keira Knightley bikini pictures hit the web, The Daily Mail, compared Keira Knightley to somoene who died of anorexia. …