Karolina Kurkova Rides Bikes of the Day

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Supermodels are built like tanks - when they are standing together they look good and proportionate and make us all want to bang them, especially when they are in their lingerie, but when they stand next to normal sized things you see they are scary sized monsters who still look fucking good and make use still want to bang them only with a step ladder and some elevator shoes or some shit.

Either way, here are pics of Karolina Kurkova lookin’ like a man riding a little girls pink Barbie bike that he stole to outrun the cops for getting busted hiding in a place little girls keep their bikes because otherwise that story would have made no sense, because a grown man has no business owning or riding a little girl’s bike no matter how cute he thinks it makes him look. Weirdo.

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Published on January 16th, 2008 in Biking, Giant, Karolina Kurkova, Monster






Last 20 posts from category "Karolina Kurkova"

Karolina Kurkova is Fat?

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You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are …

Karolina Kurkova is a disgrace

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What is the world coming to?  Karolina Kurkova is a Victoria Secret Model.  A Victoria Secret Model!  What the hell is …

Published on June 25th, 2008 in Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova in Mango Ads

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Karolina Kurkova sometimes looks hot and sometimes looks like a horse but she’s got a slamming body so she still gets …

Published on June 10th, 2008 in Karolina Kurkova

What is Karolina Kurkova doing?

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What is a European Supermodel doing at the Country Music Awards?  Is Karolina that desperate for a date that she is trolling …

Published on May 20th, 2008 in Karolina Kurkova

Victoria’s Secret Models Promote Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Valentine’s Day is my favorite time of year….to dump whoever I am dating at the time. Not that that is a real issue right …

Published on February 8th, 2008 in Bras, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova, Lingerie, Selita Ebanks, valentine's day

No Sir. I Don’t Like It.

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Listen, I would totally have sex with Karolina Kurkova. She’s a Victoria Secret Model. It’s a given. That being said, …

Published on February 5th, 2008 in Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova Rides Bikes of the Day

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Supermodels are built like tanks - when they are standing together they look good and proportionate and make us all want …

Published on January 16th, 2008 in Biking, Giant, Karolina Kurkova, Monster

Karolina Kurkova rides again

Source: www.derekhail.com

Here we see Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova riding her bike in Miami.  This pisses me off.  I lived in miami for …

Published on January 14th, 2008 in Karolina Kurkova

I am - Karolina Kurkova’s Thonged Ass Photoshoot of the Day

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These are some more exciting pictures of Karolina Kurkova on the set of some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, because she’s …

Published on December 18th, 2007 in Karolina Kurkova, Photoshoot, Thong, Victoria's Secret

I am - Karolina Kurkova’s Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

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So model Karolina Kurkova is rockin’ out in St Barths or some other Caribbean Island shooting some Victoria’s Secret …

Published on December 13th, 2007 in Hot, Karolina Kurkova, Legs, Model, Victoria's Secret

I am - Karolina Kurkova’s Ass at a Photoshoot of the Day

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I had no choice but to post these, I was thinking about passing out on the floor but this fucking picture kept eating away …

Published on May 23rd, 2007 in Ass, Karolina Kurkova, Model, Photoshoot

Karolina Kurkova Can Kick Through Brick Walls

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On a normal day, in a normal week, Karolina Kurkova wearing tight spandex shorts attempting to kick dust particles in the …

Published on May 23rd, 2007 in Karolina Kurkova

I am - Karolina Kurkova’s See-Through Ass Dress of the Day

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Here are some pictures of your favorite model wearing a dress that shows off her ass proper. I’d be happier if it was a …

Published on May 18th, 2007 in Ass, Karolina Kurkova, See Through

Karolina Kurkova - Celebrity Pictures

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Karolina Kurkova, while at the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party, decided to show off her absolutely perfect gray dress. However, …

Published on February 27th, 2007 in Karolina Kurkova, Pictures

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