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Before I get a slew of frothy comments telling me what a stupid jealous bitch I am, let me say first that I do think Jessica Alba is pretty. That said, it’s amazing what a little makeup does for a girl, because I wouldn’t have given this chick a sideways glance if I saw her walking past me in the airport. Well, maybe I would, to make fun of that lame-ass ball cap, but not because she looks hot or anything.

More pics of a remarkably plain Alba after the jump.

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Jessica Alba’s vanishing tattoo
Jessica Alba got a tattoo along with her mother and aunt a couple years back as “a bonding …

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Jessica Alba hit the beach this weekend. What a great way to start off August! Having a baby doesn’t seem to have affected …

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Here’s Jessica Alba in the March issue of Elle for people who always say, “Who doesn’t love a good helping of Alba …

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A baby for Jessica Alba almost seems like the decision is completely outof her hands with raunchy poses like the ones she …

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Regardless of her having a perfect body and not one physical flaw, Jessica Alba still gets the airbrush treatment before …

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Jessica Alba dresses up and downs a bottle of Campari for a calender photo shoot.  Why?  Well mostly to prove she still …

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Honestly, I am so over Jessica Alba, but still, I guess I have to admit she is a smoking hot babe.
Jessica is featured on
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Why, hello there little girl.  Could I interest you in a lollipop?  Maybe a ride in my windowless van parked in the alley …

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Ok.  You guys tell me what you think about these Declare Yourself ads with Jessica Alba.
This is the second in a series …

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“If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our …

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Jessica Alba looks fab-u-lous on this cover of Czech Esquire.
But her left eye looks just a little ‘off’, doesn’t …

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It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid.  Her boobs …

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Jessica Alba is following in the footsteps of every other stinking celebrity mother lately – she’s pimped her kid …

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Jessica Alba finally cranked out her brown baby yesterday. Us Weekly says
Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have …

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Jessica Alba gave birth to her first child over the weekend and named her Honor.
Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los …

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Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl into the world!
She was born at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center
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Jessica Alba has always given us primo bikini pictures in the past but these cancel all of those out.  Pregnant women in …

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Jessica Alba married long-time boyfriend and father of her no-longer-bastard child Cash Warren in a civil ceremony in Beverly …

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Jessica Alba, 27, and Cash Warren, 31, were secretly married on Monday, May 19th at the Beverly Hills courthouse.
Nothing …

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Jessica Alba looks less pissed than she usually does. Maybe it’s because her breasts are friggin huge now because she’s …