Jessica Alba Does September’s Esquire Czech Magazine

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Jessica Alba looks fab-u-lous on this cover of Czech Esquire.

But her left eye looks just a little ‘off’, doesn’t it?  Heh.

She reminds me of J. Lo in this pic…back when J. Lo was hot.  What was that, 8-9 years ago?

I’m not a big fan of Jessica’s.  She comes across as being a bit snotty (but not as snotty as J. Lo!) and used to people kissing her tiny, perfect little ass.  But girlfriend rocks a body.  And how.  Even after having a kid, she’s got one mean little bod just made for sin!

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Published on September 3rd, 2008 in Jessica Alba, Magazine Covers, Photo Shoots, Sexy, Sexy Bitches






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Even Jessica Alba Gets Airbrushed

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Regardless of her having a perfect body and not one physical flaw, Jessica Alba still gets the airbrush treatment before …

Published on December 8th, 2008 in Jessica Alba, Photoshopped Celebrities

Jessica Alba Featured in Alcoholics’ Calender

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Jessica Alba dresses up and downs a bottle of Campari for a calender photo shoot.  Why?  Well mostly to prove she still …

Published on December 3rd, 2008 in Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba’s 2009 Club Campari Calendar

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Honestly, I am so over Jessica Alba, but still, I guess I have to admit she is a smoking hot babe.
Jessica is featured on

Published on December 2nd, 2008 in Jessica Alba, Photo Shoots, Sexy, Sexy Bitches

Jessica Alba Heightens Cute Factor to the Max

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Why, hello there little girl.  Could I interest you in a lollipop?  Maybe a ride in my windowless van parked in the alley …

Published on November 10th, 2008 in Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba’s Second Kinky Ad for ‘Declare Yourself’: Is It Too Much?

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Ok.  You guys tell me what you think about these Declare Yourself ads with Jessica Alba.
This is the second in a series …

Published on October 2nd, 2008 in Bizarre, Celebrity Advertisements, Jessica Alba, WTF, advertisements

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Jessica Alba

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“If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our …

Published on September 10th, 2008 in Celebrity Endorsements, Endorsements, Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Does September’s Esquire Czech Magazine

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Jessica Alba looks fab-u-lous on this cover of Czech Esquire.
But her left eye looks just a little ‘off’, doesn’t …

Published on September 3rd, 2008 in Jessica Alba, Magazine Covers, Photo Shoots, Sexy, Sexy Bitches

Jessica Alba grew a pair

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It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid.  Her boobs …

Published on July 28th, 2008 in Jessica Alba

Obligatory Celebrity Baby Post

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Jessica Alba is following in the footsteps of every other stinking celebrity mother lately - she’s pimped her kid out …

Published on July 16th, 2008 in Celebrity Babies, Jessica Alba, Magazine Covers, babies

Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl; No AIDS For Ashely Tisdale

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Jessica Alba finally cranked out her brown baby yesterday. Us Weekly says
Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have …

Published on June 9th, 2008 in Add new tag, Aids, Ashley Tisdale, Baby, Gossip, Jessica Alba, Pregnant, birth, hiv

Honor Marie Warren was born

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Jessica Alba gave birth to her first child over the weekend and named her Honor.
Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los …

Published on June 9th, 2008 in Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl!

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Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl into the world!
She was born at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

Published on June 8th, 2008 in Cash Warren, Celebrity Babies, Jessica Alba, babies

Jessica Alba ruins a bikini

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Jessica Alba has always given us primo bikini pictures in the past but these cancel all of those out.  Pregnant women in …

Published on June 2nd, 2008 in Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Got Married

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Jessica Alba married long-time boyfriend and father of her no-longer-bastard child Cash Warren in a civil ceremony in Beverly …

Published on May 21st, 2008 in Cash Warren, Gossip, Jessica Alba, Pregnant, married, wedding

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Marry

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Jessica Alba, 27, and Cash Warren, 31, were secretly married on Monday, May 19th at the Beverly Hills courthouse.
Nothing …

Jessica Alba is Hording Milk

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Jessica Alba looks less pissed than she usually does. Maybe it’s because her breasts are friggin huge now because she’s …

Published on May 1st, 2008 in Jessica Alba

Jennifer, Scarlett, Jessica Katie Was Always The One For Tom

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Those rumors that Tom Cruise “auditioned” several Hollywood actresses before choosing Katie Holmes to be his wife have …

Is That An Oscar I Smell, Or Just Your Upper Lip?

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In what’s sure to be the short straw draw for the good folks over at Pajiba, singer-turned-actor Justin Timberlake sports …

Published on February 29th, 2008 in Gossip, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Movie, comedy, mike meyers, the love guru

Jessica Alba’s a Real Pregnant Bitch

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Jessica Alba’s pregnancy is causing problems in her relationship with Cash Warren due to her emotions getting out of hand. …

Jessica Alba Sucks

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Despite Jessica Alba’s gigantic new pregnancy boobs, her film “The Eye” tanked at the box office, taking in only $13 …

Published on February 4th, 2008 in Gossip, Jessica Alba, Pregnant, the eye

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