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I have always viewed Jennifer Love Hewitt as some sort of squirrel creature. There was always something about her face that made me equate her to a small little animal. However, in this Patrick Hoelck photoshoot, she looks great. The man is a magician. Not only does she look like a woman, I’d definately date her in the most non-perverted way possible.

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I don’t know why anyone would walk around with a hot water bottle in this era of medication and electric heat so these …

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I have a thing for Sophie Monk because I find her pretty fucking hot and because she’s got pretty horrible taste in dudes …

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The thing I like about Maria Menounos isn’t the fact that she is greek and takes it up the ass because I hear that that …

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Someone was telling me that there are girls who only hang out with girls who are uglier than they are, so that they look …

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Her name is Camila Alves, she’s a 22 year old Brazilian model and she let Matthew McConaughey cum inside her. She’s …

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I haven’t been all that nice towards Bijou Philips the last couple of years in doing the site and the reason is pretty …

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Gina Gershon is 44 now I am not sure if she’s a mom but her body is telling me that she’s not damaged like that. She …

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I am posting this Nina Moric bikini pictures because I can’t get over how hot she is. I know they’ve done the internet …

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I am learning that life is all about balance. It’s only taken me about 40 years to realize that. So now for every drink …

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Lohan is so sneaky as she shows up to some Driving School bullshit with a wig on so that none of us know it’s her. Unfortunately …

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Fake tits are retarded and I don’t understand the psychology behind getting that shit, but they seem to be pretty fucking …

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At first I thought that that some of you lazy fucks were just getting back to work today after your Christmas vacation and …

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I don’t know who Paz Vega is, but that’s not too surprising, because I don’t even know who I am anymore. I am just …

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So model Karolina Kurkova is rockin’ out in St Barths or some other Caribbean Island shooting some Victoria’s Secret …

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Here are some pictures of sisters Aly & AJ Michalka leaving somewhere together. I always thought these girls were twins, …

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I understand why virgin motherfuckers and dudes who like science fiction and collecting action figures think that Megan …

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I got a thing for Petra Nemcova because I find her hot, but bitch bores the fuck out of me, and since you’re reading this …

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Here are some Cheryl Tweedy Cole pictures celebrating AIDS with Elton John, because it seems like gays are all about AIDS, …

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I have a thing for Sophie Monk. She’s a tall blonde chick with a hot body and interesting lookin’ face and I am convinced …

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I am a pretty contradictory motherfucker. I am always flip flopping my opinion on everything. I was talking to a dude today …