Jake Gyllenhaal is Needy and Demanding

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Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have completely ended their short spring fling because Reese lacked the time Jake demanded. According to People,

“Reese was the one who had to do it,” says the source. “She just got out of a divorce and was so concerned with her family, she just didn’t have the time for him and he really demanded that.”

When Reese says, “she didn’t have the time,” I’m sure she really means, “its hard to have an orgasm while wearing a strap-on,” but I’ve always been bad at reading in-between the lines.

Published on June 25th, 2007 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Man






Last 20 posts from category "Jake Gyllenhaal"

Who Would You Rather?

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Simon LeBon, 49, singer of Duran Duran, who might be older, but I think still looks fab - even though he’s been caught

Published on August 12th, 2008 in Hot or Not, Jake Gyllenhaal

Reese Witherspoon Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Getting Married . . Eventually

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OK! magazine is reporting that Hollywood A-lister’s Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are getting married.
Apparently …

Jake Dumped Kirsten For Boozing

Source: yeeeah.com

Kirsten Dunst’s check-in to rehab last week has been a long time in the making. Friends of the actress say she’s been …

Published on February 18th, 2008 in Alcohol, Gay, Gossip, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kirsten Dunst, breakup, cocaine, rehab

Jake Gyllenhaal Devastated by Death of Heath Ledger

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Jake Gyllenhaal is taking the death of his friend and Brokeback Mountain co-star, Heath Ledger, especially hard.
A friend …

I Call Bullshit

Source: agentbedhead.com

. . . the unreceptive body language, the expressionless faces, the sunglasses, the toothpick, the unkempt blonde hair, the …

Published on October 25th, 2007 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Caption the Beards!

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Winner of ‘Caption Baby Huey!’

Thanks, ‘Postmark’! …

Published on October 24th, 2007 in Caption That Shit, Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Reese and Jake Go Public

Source: yeeeah.com

Despite endless speculation and a slew of on again/off again rumors, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have finally …

Published on October 23rd, 2007 in Gay, Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Jake and Reese are Avoiding Each Other

Source: yeeeah.com

At the Thursday premiere of Rendition, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon reportedly avoided each other like the herpes, …

Published on October 12th, 2007 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

Jake Gyllenhaal is Needy and Demanding

Source: www.derekhail.com

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have completely ended their short spring fling because Reese lacked the time Jake demanded. …

Published on June 25th, 2007 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Man

Jake Gyllenhaal, Panty Inspector

Source: yeeeah.com

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal just can’t seem to shake those pesky gay rumors that have plagued him for the last few years. Despite …

Published on March 5th, 2007 in Jake Gyllenhaal, Panty

Jake Gyllenhaal Escapes Fire

Source: yeeeah.com

You probably noticed that we’ve had some site “issues” the past couple of days. It wasn’t my fault. You try to …

Published on December 28th, 2006 in Jake Gyllenhaal, escape

Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Drunk and Hails Satan

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Jake Gyllenhaal was so convinced Ang Lee’s gay cowboy romance “Brokeback Mountain” would pick up this year’s best …

Published on March 7th, 2006 in Drunk, Jake Gyllenhaal, Satan, Tan

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