If Sting Doesn’t Kick Pete Doherty’s Ass, Then Bob Geldof Will
Source: agentbedhead.com
A few years ago, Pete Doherty famously forgot his lyrics while performing onstage at Live 8. Naturally, the audience figured that the stumbling, dazed junkie was either high or drunk. Doherty’s excuse was quite interesting:
[T]he Babyshambles star insisted it was all down to Bob Geldof’s 16-year-old daughter.
He said: “I wasn’t lost for words and I wasn’t out of it on drugs. Just before I went on stage Peaches squeezed my bum hard and whispered something rather suggestive to me. It left me in such shock I didn’t know where I was.
“Bob Geldof has organised this amazing global event, I was facing 210,000 people, the cameras are rolling, and f****** Elton John is dueting with me. And Bob’s daughter has secretly made a pass at me. It’s all I can think about. It did my head in. I didn’t think Bob would be very happy.”
This seemed to be an unlikely truth at the time, and there was much chuckling at the expense of Doherty. Now that Peaches is slightly years older and quite strung out on drugs, she’s been hanging out with Doherty’s crowd and either doing drugs or doing the man himself. In light of this report, we’re betting it’s the drugs:
“Peaches and Pete and a few others were all round at this flat on Thursday. The pair were laughing and joking together for hours and getting on really well. They even went into a bedroom together for a while to be on their own. I’m not sure what they were doing in there, but whatever it was I’m sure her dad wouldn’t approve. Peaches has always been a fan of Pete’s. She was besotted with him when she was younger. And now they’ve got to know each other better. Pete thinks she’s really sweet. He’s always liked the young ones.”
Yeah, Bob Geldof was undoubtedly thrilled to hear that one. However, check this shit out. NME reports that Doherty played a secret gig at London’s Jazz After Dark with none other than with Coco Sumner, daughter to Sting:
The Babyshambles man played drums for Coco, telling the crowd, “This is the amazing Coco. She’s one of the reasons this country’s good. She’s only 17, she’s a great musician and I really fancy her.”
Damn, Pete really does like them young. Sting and Trudy Styler are gonna be so pissed off, and if I were Pete, I wouldn’t mess with Sting, who is bloody likely to whip out his penis and do some naked yoga. That’s the stuff that horror films are made of, eh mates?
Video footage of Pete & Coco’s show below:
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