I am - Mallory from MTV’s Real World Paris - Padded

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th_05msnyder02m4ki9iq.jpg The magic of props to make a girl look hotter than she is, or more endowed then she is, is always amazing. This is the reason girls everywhere take hours getting ready. It is also the reason why girls have eating disorders, get plastic surgery, and have self-esteem issues. Suck it up pussy. This is the society we live in, you are judged on your looks, now stop reading this and make yourself look pretty.

Mallory from The Real World Paris was shot for the Swimsuit edition. I guess the photo editors weren’t looking at her tits to filter out this blooper….her insert that they advertise on TV to give you better cleav is sticking out.

That’s why they shouldn’t hire Gay Photo editors….

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If you want to see more picture of Mallory check out SI yo!

Published on February 18th, 2005 in The Other Celebrity Planet






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