I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt Snackin’ In Her Bikini of the Day

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Here are some more of the Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures that show her snacking. Now I know she made some statement about how girls should love their bodies and shit, but what kind of lesson is she teaching today’s youth who are already battling with obesity, when she sits on the beach like a lazy pig and stuffs her fuckin’ face. I guess the only good thing about these pictures is that she’s covering her fat gut because it shows that she knows she’s got a belly and she’s insecure about that shit, but also because it saves us all from having to look at the shit.

I feel bad for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s love. I don’t think dude knew what he signed up for and is already in too deep. It’s like when you marry the prom queen and after a couple of years and realization that her life is fucking shit and all she does is sit at home watching Soap Operas and emotionally eating, she packs on 50 lbs and isn’t the vagina you thought you’d spend the rest of your life with. Only in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s love case, the shit has already hit the fan and he’s not even locked in, once the security of marriage hits, bitch is going to explode….and he’ll be stuck jerking off to old photoshoots of her from her prime, the girl he thought he was going to end up with and at the rate things are going….so will you.

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Bonus – Some Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Boyfriend Walking Together….She’s So In Love…He’s Planning an Escape…First Marry the Desperate Fat Chick Without a Prenup, Knock Her Up then Leave Her For The Younger Hotter Mistress and Get Half of her Party of 8 Money…..The Parrott is Just Thrown in There to Help Make His Story of Love for Jennifer Love More Believable….

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Published on December 4th, 2007 in Beach, Bikini, Fat, Jennifer Love Hewitt






Last 20 posts from category "Beach"

Sarah Morrissey at the Beach Showing Off Her Ass on Vacation of the Day

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This is Sarah Morrissey, she’s the 2006 Miss Ireland. I don’t know much about geography, but from my experience every …

Published on January 17th, 2008 in Ass, Beach, Bikini, Sarah Morrissey

Kelly Brook Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I saw some more pictures of Kelly Brook in some dated ill-fitting bikini that I was going to post asking why the fuck every …

Published on January 3rd, 2008 in Beach, Busty, Kelly Brook, Nipples, Tits, Topless

Elisha Cuthbert is Arab on the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Elisha Cuthbert on the beach dressed like she’s in an Arab country so that no one can see her …

Published on January 1st, 2008 in Arab, Beach, Elisha Cuthbert

I am – Julie Ordon Slutty at the Topless Beach of the Day

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Her name is Julie Ordon, I have no idea who she is, but I kinda want to know, because she’s pretty into being naked and …

Published on December 24th, 2007 in Beach, Bikini, Julie Ordon, Nude, Slut, Topless

I am – The Kardashian Beach Party of the Day

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The Kardashians are living the classy high-rollin’ life by partying on the beach somewhere Mexican lookin, like it was …

Published on December 10th, 2007 in Beach, Drunk, Kim Kardashian, Tits, cleavage

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt Snackin’ In Her Bikini of the Day

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Here are some more of the Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures that show her snacking. Now I know she made some statement about …

Published on December 4th, 2007 in Beach, Bikini, Fat, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I am – Pam Anderson Covered Up at the Beach

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I was surprised to see these pictures of Pam Anderson on the beach covered up, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist slut …

Published on September 20th, 2007 in Ass, Beach, Covered Up, Legs, Pamela Anderson, Tits

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Beach of the Day

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This are probably some of the most misleading pictures I’ve seen in a while and that is why I am posting them. When I saw …

Published on September 12th, 2007 in Ass, Beach, Fat, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I am – Natasha Lyonne at the Beach of the Day

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Fuck the MTV Awards and my neighbor who made me watch it with him. I don’t have a tv so I fucking sold my soul to the devil, …

Published on September 10th, 2007 in Beach, Natasha Lyonne, Tits, cleavage

I am – Sienna Miller Topless Beach of the Day

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I just got back from having lunch with a group of highschool girls because that’s what I do for fun. They were telling …

Published on August 21st, 2007 in Beach, Sienna Miller, Topless

I am – Helen Hunt’s Ass Cheek in Hawaii of the Day

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When I lived Texas as a kid (post LA), we had some real colorful neighbors. But the cream of the crop, my favorite, was the …

Published on August 7th, 2007 in Ass, Beach, Bikini

I am – Vintage Naked Lisa Marie and Jeff Goldblum on the Beach of the Day

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I didn’t go out last night because i got bubonic plague early monday morning and missed work. Since I slept all day, I …

Published on August 7th, 2007 in Beach, Bush, Jeff Goldblum, Lisa Marie, Naked, Tits

I am – CSI’s Jorja Fox Surfing of the Day

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Last week I was going to meet my gay friend at a bar and have a drunken girls’ night, the kind of girls’ night you can …

Published on July 17th, 2007 in Beach, Bikini, Jorja Fox

I am – More of Paris Hilton in a Bathing Suit in Maui of the Day

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I came across these pictures of Paris in a bathing suit in Maui and figured I should post them since celebrity in bikinis …

Published on July 2nd, 2007 in Ass, Bathing Suit, Beach, Maui, Paris Hilton

I am – Sharon Stone Topless Pics of the Day

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So here are some pictures of a slut your grandmother’s age topless on the beach. The thing I like about older chicks is …

Published on June 11th, 2007 in Beach, Sharon Stone, Topless

I am – Rosario Dawson on the Beach in Cannes of the Day

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How’s this for fucking boring. Rosario Dawson who is a big breasted girl who I want to see in a bikini or naked is at the …

Published on May 29th, 2007 in Beach, Cannes, Rosario Dawson

Angelina and Maddox Hit the Beach

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Angelina Jolie spent a little quality time with Maddox at the beach yesterday. It looks like they’re having a blast in …

Published on May 17th, 2007 in Beach, maddox

Jessica Alba in a Wet T-Shirt on the Beach

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Is today the absolute best day for bikini pictures or what?
Jessica Alba, while doing a photo shoot on the beach, is wearing …

Published on May 14th, 2007 in Beach, Jessica Alba, T-Shirt, Wet

Natalie Portman hits the Beach in a Bikini

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Although these Natalie Portman bikini pictures are rather dull, a person’s imagination can do wonders. As far as I’m …

Published on April 10th, 2007 in Beach, Bikini, Man, Natalie Portman

Beached Whale? No, It’s Kelly Clarkson

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Little known fact about Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick” — the fabled white whale apparently eluded Captain Ahab by …

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