I am - Eva Longoria Bikini and Lotion
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Desperate is a show designed for women unhappy in their lives. It is a mechanism for them to realize living in the fucking suburbs can be exciting and that the hot plumber across the street, who has a gun and wads of cash, wants their pussy too. It’s a predictable piece of shit, but it has brought Eva Longoria back into the limelight. She first dated a backstreet boy, now the rumor is she’s dating Fez, Lohan’s ex. All I have to say about suburbia is that when I was younger, a nice married woman was always a great fuck, while the husband was at work and the kids were at school. I remember having to hide in the closet once, when the husband stopped by for a quickie. Watching that married couple go at it, was inspiration for me to never get married, but I did it anyway. I am crazy like that….
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