I am - Celebrity Doll Collection
Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com
I remember the first doll I ever got. It was one of those cheap blow up dolls made out of beachball material. That was before I saved up my money made from collecting bottles and cans by digging deep into the trash on every street corner to purchase a realdoll. I am joking people. I don’t have sex dolls, they are too damn expensive and after I am done with them they smell like shit and stink up my whole house. I think that may have something to do with the fact that I really get off by shitting on their little plastic faces.
Celebrities get dolls made in their image, so perverts everywhere can pretend the toy in their ass is really Britney Spears. I dug deep into the depths of the internet to find some random celebrity dolls…
Check them out - After the Jump
Dead
Sonny Bono - Dude can’t ski, hit a tree
Princess Diana - Killed by the government - Covered up by blaming people with cameras and motorbikes…
FloJo - Steroids stopped her heart
Groucho Marx of the Marx Brothers - pneumonia
Freddie Mercury - Pneumonia caused by AIDS caused by Homosexuality
Liberace - Aids caused by Homosexuality (batty boy boom)
George Burns - Old Age
Jim Morrison - Drugs
Elvis - Drugs
Gay:
Elton John - Just Gay.
Boy George - Just a Tranny
Pedophile:
Michael Jackson
People Who Will Never Have Dolls Made In their image again:
Cher
NKOTB
NKOTB-Donnie
NKOTB-Jordan
NKOTB-Joe
NKOTB-Danny
Vanilla Ice
John Travolta
Prince Charles
Luke Perry
Donny Osmond
MC Hammer
