George Michael won’t be going to jail
Source: agentbedhead.com
Well at least the preferential treatment of “stars” isn’t just a daily occurrence in the United States.
Singer George Michael has been told he will not receive a custodial sentence for driving while unfit.
The 43-year-old has pleaded guilty to the offence and is awaiting sentence at Brent Magistrates Court, north London.
Agent Bedhead and Beth were elated to hear this news since it bring a Stateside Wham! reunion tour that much closer to fruition. George Michael was however upset because he’s not sure where he’ll get a date for this Saturday night.
And for you damned kids, with your wheelie-heeled-shoes, who have no idea what-so-ever who Wham! is, for your viewing pleasure:
