“It’s easy with my wife. She loves the idea of me coming home in costume because it makes her feel like she’s having an affair in a good way. When we met, I was cast as a prisoner with tattoos and she’d say, ‘Don’t take your tattoos off tonight!’ and I’d be like, ‘All right!’ But what works best with her is the stockbroker look.”

- People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, Hugh Jackman, on wearing his movie costumes while having sex with his wife.

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Michael Lohan, the father of Lindsay Lohan, has been told by his parole officer that he may not participate in a celebrity boxing match for charity.

The match was set for Monday, with the highest bidder getting the chance to knock Lohan’s block off. That highest bidder ended up being computer boss Bob Venero, who paid $30K for the opportunity.

A rep for the New York State Division of Parole said,

“Mr. Lohan was convicted of assault, which is a violent crime, and is currently under parole supervision until February of 2009. We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing, whether it is for charity or not, is appropriate for his rehabilitation. It is inappropriate for a person on parole to engage in the same type of behavior that landed him in prison in the first place.”

The fight has been moved to March 2009.

Lohans parole followed a 2-year jail sentence after he assaulted his ex-wife’s brother in 2004 and was charged with DUI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

Lohan says he understands why the fight had to be postponed. “I’ve been on parole for almost two years now, and being that everything has gone so well, I didn’t want to cross the line in any way with them.”

Always ending his public statements with a low blow to somebody, Lohan named a celebrity that he would like to fight in a future boxing match. Mark Ronson, brother of Lindsay’s lesbian girlfriend, Samantha.

“After the comments and threats that Mark Ronson made recently, maybe he wants to fight me for charity. I’m definitely willing to step in the ring for three rounds with Mark Ronson.”

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Guy Ritchie doesn’t need Madonna and her money. He has refused to chase after one red cent in the messy divorce with his wife.

Guy, who is worth an estimated $45 million, won’t drag Madonna, worth more than $450 million, through the courts for money.

Instead the couple will duke it out in a decision as to where their children will be raised. Madonna wants her children to grow up in New York while Guy understandably would like them to stay in London, their original home.

In other Madge news..

The Ice Queen spent last night at a charity event in New York where she looked astonishing wrinkle free. Those creams and treatments are surely working.

However, the outfit she wore was a bit unusual. A feathery green frock belted at the waist, accompanied by fishnet stockings and very Gaultier looking sandals.

All I know is that I want to cram that bitch in my pipe and smoke her! Might clog the pipe with all that gristle though..

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From the 1982 album ‘V Deep’, it’s the Boomtown Rats with ‘Up All Night’.

‘82 was a big year for the band’s frontman, Bob Geldof, who not only had his own hit album, but also had the lead role in the cult classic film, “The Wall,” a musical adaptation of Pink Floyd’s mind blowing 1979 album The Wall.

These days his party loving daughters, Pixie and Peaches, make the headlines more than he does.

Quite a fitting song for those two, really.

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