Eva Longoria’s Vogue Shoot
Source: yeeeah.com
I always knew there was something “off” about Eva Longoria, but until now I could never put my finger on it. She’s got that perfect svelte “no breasts or hips” look down, yet doesn’t look malnourished or emaciated whatsoever. But seeing these photos finally made it click — Eva Longoria is really a 10 year old boy! In fact, I’m pretty sure she is actually that kid from the Air Bud movies.
You can starve a lady down to get rid of those “womanly parts,” but God forbid the viewing public sees a little sternum. The only way to get around that is to find a small boy; and slap a wig, false eyelashes and heels on him. And, presto! You’ve got the perfect woman.
More photographic evidence after the jump. But don’t even think about getting off on them, people, or I will call up Chris Hansen so fast your head will spin.
