Dr. Dre’s Gonna Get You Crunk
Source: www.derekhail.com

For all those party fans out there, Dr Dre plans on coming out with his own pimp juice:
Aftermath Congac will come out first, followed by an 80-proof flavored and unflavored sparkling vodka, Drinks America said Monday in its fourth-quarter earnings statement.
It added that the marketing for the beverages will be tied in with the release of Dr. Dre’s long awaited “Detox” album.
This is the chance of the lifetime for everyone to party like a true rock star! Buy his drink, drink his drink, bang skanky whores, and then after carrying around like that for a couple of months, get your celebrity Dr I’m-not-one-but-I-play-one-on-tv Dre, to encourage you to turn your life around and go into rehab. However, for that HIV you’ve contracted, you’re on your own buddy.






