Charlie Sheen is a weirdo

Source: theblemish.com

Charlie Sheen

A few years ago, Charlie Sheen purchased a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed as a cheerleader that bore a striking resemblance to future wife, Denise Richards. Charlie was so fond of it that he would even bring it on the set of Spin City. Alas, the honeymoon was over when he tried to get two girls to have a foursome with him and his doll.

“They couldn’t stop laughing at him,” says the snitch. “Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll’s hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster.” [NYDN]

Sure, it’s weird when you put it that way. The media sensationalizes everything. It’s really no different than kids playing with G.I. Joes. Except, you can put your penis in this G.I. Joe and it isn’t so much a G.I. Joe as it is a sexy date for those lonely nights which make up 360 days of the year. The other 5 nights are bingo night!

Published on October 11th, 2007 in Celebrity-Planet






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Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

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Source: agentbedhead.com

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Source: agentbedhead.com

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Source: agentbedhead.com

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