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Jim Carrey getting fat!

Jim Carrey is fattening up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Carrey, set to star in the upcoming film, The Three Stooges, is in the process of gaining a whopping 50-pounds for the role.

Hi girlfriend Jenny McCarthy dished to Ellen DeGeneres last spring: “He’s going to gain 50-pounds to play Curly. He’s just having so much fun with it. I have no idea what it’s going to be like when he hits near 300 pounds. But, you know, he’s in his comedy. He works hard at it.”

Awesome! A 300-pound Jim Carrey. Can’t wait to see it. I love it when celebrities do something crazy like that for a role. Like Demi Moore shaving her head for G.I. Jane, or Charlize Theron gaining weight for Monster. This is the sort of thing they get paid the big bucks for. Gaining 50 pounds isn’t easy, not to mention losing it. Good for Jenny for being so supportive. But then again, it’s easy because it’s not her!

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Kevin Federline will be appearing on the VH1 reality show, Celebrity Fit Club next season.

All those reality show rumors were correct.

Britney Spears’ ex-husband will be attempting to shed the weight he has gained in the past year (which is quite a bit) on the show that helps celebrities lose weight and teaches healthy lifestyles. Federline was seen arriving to the set of the show earlier today.

I am so going to watch this show. What’s more fun than watching a fat K-Fed sweating and actually working for something?

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Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty good these days…and friendly!

The usually plump Kelly is slimmer than she has been in ages. It looks like all that dancing is paying off. I dig the outfit, minus the junk drawer around her neck!

Check Kelly out on Dancing with the Stars starting on Monday September 21st 8/7c.

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Kevin Federline and girlfriend Victoria Prince go out to eat (of course) at Faces and Names bar and lounge in NYC.

Damn, homeboy is looking THICK these days! Skip a lunch, yo!

So much for those tight wife beaters he used to rock. It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time, bitches!

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Mischa Barton preparing for an official photo shoot to promote her latest TV venture, “The Beautiful Life”.

The 23-year-old, who was admitted to hospital last month on what was reported to be an “involuntary psychiatric hold” – will play a model turned-drug addict in the teen drama. Not much of a stretch there.

So I can’t help but ask, and I know this makes me a dick for saying it…but did Mischa eat Wynonna Judd or something?

[Photographs: PacificCoastNews.com]

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It looks like Kevin Federline is getting fat off ex-wife Britney Spears’ money!

Since he and Britney divorced back in 2006, Kevin has been steadily packing on the pounds.

Here he is pictured at a celebrity golf event on Monday with quite a paunch! Witnesses say Kevin and girlfriend Victoria Prince hung out for a bit drinking Screwdrivers and smoking ciggies.

Beats working for a living!

[Us]

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Whoa!

Courtney Love is looking pretty anorexic these days, eh? Always the poster child of health, Courtney’s corpse-like coloring and bony extremities make her look worse than when she was admittedly doping.

She still claims to be sober, but with the way she’s always babbling incoherently on her blog it’s obvious that she’s either tweaked out or simply just nucking futz from all the drugs in the past. Or both.

I’m going with the latter.

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Kelly Clarkson seems to be a little bit bigger every time we see her.

Chubby or not, girlfriend can sing. However, she isn’t really good about dressing herself!

The clothes I usually see her in are ALL WRONG for her body type. They just make her look all that much bigger.

Kel, buck up and get a stylist, or at least get a really good girlfriend who is honest with you to tell you what you look like before you go onstage in something like this! Burn the vest Kelly, burn it!

Photos: Clarkson performs at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah on the Brent Brown baseball field.

[Photographer: Nathanael Jones, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Because Star magazine has graced their cover, once again, with the Best & Worst beach bodies!

Haven’t they already done this 2 or 3 times this summer? I guess it’s better than another ‘Britney Got Her Body Back/Britney’s Getting Fat Again’ cover.

Can you guess which bodies were Hot and which were Not?

I tell you what would be really fun! Getting pics of all the fat asses who work at Star magazine in their bikinis and Speedos. I promise you, it would not be a pretty picture..

Stumble it!

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The tabloids are, once again, saying Britney has a new body.

You may recall back in April, Star magazine claimed that Britney Spears had lost 20 pounds, got rid of her cellulite and was looking fab in her yellow bikini.

But she didn’t look any different to me!

Well, now it’s OK! magazine who must be hurtin’ for a good cover story because once again, it’s all about Britney’s weight.

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Although Jennifer Love Hewitt swears the photos taken of her last November while vacationing in Maui were not the reason she decided to lose some weight, I’m not buying it.

I’m also not buying that she lost 18 pounds!

She told us back in November that she was a tiny size 2. (Something my 5′8″ ass will never see..)

Bitch is only 5′2″! I promise you she did NOT lose 18 pounds! Me thinks they just found a bad picture and put it next to a new picture where she is majorly sucking it in, exercising good posture and turning to the side!

Anyhow, JLH says she worked out and ate good, blah, blah, blah… for 10 weeks.

She says, “I am in a pretty good workout regimen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up. The energy level and the way I feel now is great.”

Her trainer, Stevie Sant’Angelo, tries to convince us that it wasn’t the negative press that made her want to change.

“With her, it’s not, ‘I want to look good in that dress. She wanted to start moving around because she thought it would make her feel better. She told me, ‘They said some rude, mean things, but that’s not why I wanted to change.”

*Ahem* Bullsh*t! *Ahem*

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Former top supermodel Rachel Hunter no longer has the super-slim figure that elevated her to stardom.

Hunter, 38, is starring in NBC’s upcoming reality show ‘Celebrity Circus’, where celebs perform circus acts and are judged – and voted off.

You know you are at an all time low in your career when all you have going on is a freaking circus reality show! Crimony, please tell me this is not going to be another ‘Dancing with the Stars’!

Anyhow, Rachel has gained some weight and appears to be busting out of her outfit in these stills from the show. She said that the physical requirements of the show have caused her to gain muscle, making her appear larger than normal on screen.

What I want to know is, who the hell is in charge of costume fitting? They really could have found something else to wear that didn’t make her look like a blonde Chyna Doll.

People should give her a break anyhow. It’s not like she’s modeling. She’s a mom and the woman eats. Deal with it. Bitch had to starve for years. I think she deserves a little fettuccine alfredo washed down with some whole milk and followed by a slice of banana cream pie . .