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After an extremely long day of performing on Good Morning America, promoting her new album and lighting the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, Britney was ready to unwind and celebrate her 27th birthday.

She celebrated her biggest birthday yet at Club Tenjune in New York.

Brit wore a posh low-cut pewter colored cocktail dress, but struggled to keep her bosom in check. The singer was frequently adjusting straps and tugging at the dress to keep the “twins” covered.

But still, a nipple did manage to slip out.

Britney’s funbags have minds of their own - and ‘lefty’ decided to catch a glimpse of all the excitement at one point.

Despite the wardrobe malfunction, Britney looked damn good. She ditched her usual ratty extensions and opted for a swept up hairstyle which framed her face and accented her flawless makeup.

See the nip slip below.

Below: Britney warms up in a winter coat at the Christmas tree lighting.

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I don’t understand these dumb bitches.

It is not easy to “accidentally” have your boob pop out of a dress, but somehow dumb bitches all over Hollywood have managed to make it happen. Mischa Barton included.

Mischa is obviously and sadly, seeking some sort of publicity.  And yeah, she’s getting it.

See the real deal after the cut..

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A sudden gust of wind lifted up Jessica Simpson’s skirt as she was onstage recently, revealing her chunky backside.

The tight derriere of her Dukes of Hazard days is gone, and now she rocks a softer, dimply pooper.

Stumble it!

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Jordan (Katie Price) promoting her new book in a ridiculous outfit.

Bitch is like Pam Anderson. Aging attention whores are the worst! Anyhow, I say she looks like the ringleader of the sluts-on-parade circus, but the outfit does scream superhero whore!

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DailyMail.co.uk published these shameless photos of Paris Hilton in black nylons and a teeny slip dress. Those photographers really get down there to get those upskirt shots..and Paris wears her shit short to ensure them.

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Coco loves to show that ass off and Ice-T loves to pimp it out!

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“The underwear thing is ridiculous and I’ve told her, `You cannot walk into a store wearing just a shirt with your underwear off.’ I’ve told her that no one will take her seriously when she does this.

I’ve watched her spiral downward. Britney doesn’t need to do it and she knows it’s stupid, but she says that she just doesn’t like to wear underwear.”

-Tuesday Knight, jewelry designer and long time friend of Britney Spears

(In Touch Weekly)

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Britney Spears was photographed at a gas station Saturday, giving the paparazzi exactly what they want.

Crotch shots and braless boobs ready to flop out of her dress at any moment. It seems she is completely oblivious to the fact that cleaning up her public image may help in regaining custody of her children. Looking disheveled and messy, Britney wore huge dark sunglasses and an odd outfit including a shawl and platform heels.

Obviously losing her kids has not affected her in the least. She’s up to her same old tricks and if you ask me, girlfriend has yet to hit ‘rock bottom’.

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Other Britney Spears News:

Britney’s video receives crappy reviews (GB)

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Peek-a-boo! I see you!

I posted a photo earlier of Brooke in all her glory arriving to last night’s 2007 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards.

She actually didn’t look half bad, compared to some of the sh*t that girl decides to wear.

This was not the outfit she was wearing when she strolled the red carpet. However, once inside she chose to slut it up quite a bit and went for this little number. A sheer, trampy cutout dress that was hardly more than a scarf. Poor girl, she doesn’t get that slutty doesn’t equal sexy.

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Uhh..Britney, is that you? 

Whoa!

X17 has uncovered some pretty crazy pics of hottie boxer Oscar de la Hoya. And how!

Oscar is pictured dressed up for the cameraman (..or woman? But I am guessing a man!) in a fishnet body stocking, stiletto heels and even wig!

Dude, the Fedora is flipping me out though - is he trying to look like Britney Spears?!  Seriously!!

Oscar is married but I am guessing it wasn’t his wifey who took these scandalous photos.  It looks like the pictures were taken right before Oscar planned on lubing up and giving up his starfish to a very eager penis!

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Oh lawd! When will her train crash!?

Not only did Britney Spears make a complete mockery of herself on the Video Music Awards, she was also caught once again without any underwear on!!

The very ‘hairless vagina’ that Sarah Silverman made fun of last night made it’s own special appearnace after the VMAs!

After the disappointing show and after Britney bawling her eyes out, Britney changed clothes and headed to the Bellagio Hotel. As she was getting out of the car she was photographed with no panties on…yet again.

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Other Britney Spears News:

Britney cries after VMAs

Sarah Silverman makes fun of Britney’s ‘hairless vagina’ at VMAs

Don’t call it a comeback!