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Joe Francis attacks Jayde Nicole

The Joe Francis/ Jayde Nicole attack video has finally made it’s way to the net.

Now we know who is telling the truth – and it’s not Joe Francis. Surprise, surprise.

In the video you see Joe Francis walk in the general direction of Jayde, who was at the bar of the crowded club, Guys and Dolls. Once Joe gets within reaching distance of Jayde, she pushes him on the back of the head with one hand while spilling a drink down his back with the other.

Joe then spins around, sees Jayde trying to belly up to the bar to look like she didn’t do it, and viciously, and I mean viciously, grabs her hair and throws her to the ground. Immediately Brody Jenner, Jayde’s boyfriend, and friends go after Joe. The fight is quickly moved outside where Brody ends up being tasered by someone.

Francis has claimed he was “the victim” all along, at one point he said he “may have accidentally grabbed her hair.”

This is Joe telling his side: “Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all. I turned to see who that was, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt.”

Lie, lie, lie, lie, liar! First of all, she didn’t throw the glass at him, you clearly see her put it back on the bar after dumping it. Secondly, There was no accidental anything about the way he grabbed her hair. That was a moment of rage.

Pretty much everyone in the situation is in the wrong. Yes, Jayde should never have done what she did, that was just plain stupid. She should know that Joe is hopped up on blow a lot and could have the tendency to snap at a moment’s notice.

But regardless of what she did, it was absolutely stunning to see a grown man react like that. Maybe a 6-year-old whose sister just spilled milk down his back, but a grown ass man? There’s no man here. Merely an immature little boy living in a man’s body.

Joe’s playboy days are gone. His kingdom is going to crash down on him harder than his comedowns after a 3-day long bender. He is destroying himself. And I say let him.

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WTF Collective – Jon Lajoie

Another great rap spoof video from Jon Lajoie. This one is called, “WTF Collective”.

And it only gets better as it goes on.

You may remember I posted his “Normal Guy” rap I posted last year. [If not watch it here.] That one still might be my favorite, but “WTF Collective” is pretty outstanding and wickedly funny as well.

Warning, lots of F-bombs – but if you’re down with a warped sense of humor, you’ll love this.

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Nancy Grace Jon Gosselin video

Nancy Grace ripped into reality star Jon Gosselin during an interview recently, leaving the father of eight speechless.

Nancy Grace says what I think a lot of people have been wanting to say to him. And damn straight, she puts him in his place with a quickness. I bet deep down he was secretly turned on. Men like him need to be taken by a lead and be told what to do. Or women for that matter.

Great video, do not pass this one up!

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From the 1999 album, Title of Record, it’s Filter and “Take a Picture”.

This song is not only beautiful and surreal, so is the video. One of my favorite videos of all time.

The band claims the song is about lead singer Richard Patrick, and one particular instance where he got drunk on a plane and stripped all his clothes off. He then fought with the flight attendants. “Awake on my airplane, my skin is bare, my skin is bare…” Heh.

Would have loved to have taken a picture of that. Richard is yummy.

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SNL Obama skit

SNL’s Fred Armisen plays Barack Obama in this skit that pokes fun at the President and what he has (or has not) accomplished in his first year of office.

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Andy Samberg as ‘The Lonely Island’ rapping, Throw it on the Ground, in this SNL Digital Short.

Samberg’s done better, but this one is still amusing – for a little while at least.

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Lady Gaga SNL, October 3rd, 2oo9

Lady Gaga was on Saturday night Live [SNL] this weekend, and since most of us like to critique her outfits and such, her if you missed the show, here are her appearances.

Lady Gaga sings Bad Romance/ Love Game / Pokerface

Lady Gaga sings Paparazzi

Lady Gaga and Madonna skit

A tame Lady Gaga this time. Nothing too outrageous. She didn’t come out with a live animal or anything. Speaking of, did you hear that Gaga wanted to bring a lion to the VMAs this year? Seriously, she wanted to stroll the red carpet with it. I don’t she was able to get the right permits and such in time. It WAS a pretty cool idea. And certainly one way to get all eyes on you..

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Jon Gosselin on Larry King Live VIDEO

Jon Gosselin appeared on Larry King Live Thursday evening.

Jon’s biggest complaint right now is that he wants his children off his ex-wife’s reality show, Kate Plus 8, the modified version of the couple’s show, Jon & Kate Plus 8. But now that Jon Boy isn’t on the show, he is doing whatever he can to stop production of it.

All of a sudden Jon is concerned about his children’s overexposure on television. Which, never seemed to be a problem until now, conveniently.

Blah, blah, blah… Zzzzzz….so over this crap.

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David Letterman explains the extortion scandal to his audience VIDEO

David Letterman shocked his audience Thursday, admitting to sexual affairs with female employees and explaining that someone had threatened extortion.

A producer for the CBS show, “48 Hours,” Robert Halderman, attempted to extort $2 million from the talk show host, threatening to go public with Dave’s affairs. So Dave decided to beat them to the punch.

On Thursday’s show, Dave shared with his audience that yes, he had sexual affairs with female employees. He explained that the man attempting to extort money from him left a package in his car with a note saying, “I know that you do some terrible, terrible things,” and provided proof of those things in the package.

Dave said that Halderman threatened to write a screenplay and a book about him, and they would include all the details of his sexual affairs.

So Dave said he contacted his attorney who suggested they meet with the extortionist. They did, and sure enough Halderman wanted money in order to keep quiet. So a second meeting was planned and the man stuck to his guns, despite being warned that what he was doing may be illegal.

A third meeting was planned, and it was at this meeting that Halderman was to be paid the $2 million. He was paid – with a phony check – and was arrested around noon Thursday.

David sure has charisma! How many people do you know could admit to scandalous sexual affairs and have people in stitches at the same time? Although controversial, that was THE best thing Dave could have done for his public image. Coming clean, admitting that he screwed up, and not leaving it to his publicist to do the dirty work of trying to cover up his actions.

Hardly anyone in Hollywood admits when they have done something scandalous. It’s always someone else’s fault, or it’s a lie, or there’s an explanation. How refreshing to actually hear a celebrity admit to wrongdoing. Although I want to give Dave kudos, I don’t exactly want to pat him on the back for doing the right thing, either.

The person I really feel for in all this is his wife, Regina Lasko [photos here].  How embarrassing. I couldn’t even begin to imagine!

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Marilyn Manson told us last week about having caught Swine Flu, so you’d think he’d be a little careful when it comes to spreading the disease.

Not so. While performing at a show in Ottowa Sunday, the rocker was filmed blowing snot rockets at the audience. During “The Beautiful People,” nonetheless.

As he empties each nostril you hear the audience gasp like, “What the f**!” I don’t think even the biggest MM fans want to be wearing his mucous.

Oh Dita, what ever did you see in him?

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Madonna on Late Night with David Letterman, 9/30/2009

Madonna had a great interview with David Letterman last night.

I loved it. She looked pretty fabulous too. Better than most of the still shots we see of her. Madonna was her usual, catty self, and love her or hate her, she is always entertaining to listen to!

Madonna talks with Letterman about marriage, a past appearance on the show where she smoked a joint beforehand, and A-Rod! Love it!

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Hugh Jackman outraged after a cell phone mishap

Hugh Jackman unleashed his fury on an audience member during a live performance after their cell phone started ringing.

It rang and Hugh immediately went out of character. Then it kept ringing. And ringing, and ringing. AND RINGING! Obviously the mortified idiot who left it on had no intentions of Hugh Jackman calling them out in front of an audience. Talk about humiliating.

Imagine sitting next to the person who had it in ther jacket or purse. Hearing it ring and worrying about people thinking it was you! I’d be livid too! I don’t think the person ever picked it up, I think it just stopped ringing and for the rest of that performance that person prayed like hell that it wouldn’t ring again.

Great video, btw. A must watch. No more Mr. Nice Guy!