Charlie Sheen might have a beautiful wife who is expecting twins, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to get his mack on with strippers and young women in Las Vegas when he feel like cutting loose.

Sheen headed out to the desert playground on October 25th with the intention of having some Vegas style fun. And we all know what that means. Partying with young hotties and getting lapdances…right up this playboy’s dark alley.

Broke Mueller stayed home while her hubby partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman and painted the town red.

Word has it that Brooke wasn’t too happy when she heard about her hubby partying on like he was a single 20-year-old again. The couple was already fighting when Sheen left for Vegas and when he returned things only got worse.

A source told Star magazine,

“He’s still carrying on and boozing…[Brooke] went off the deep end, the fighting picked up right where it left off. She’s expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family. She’s got the trump card, and they both know it.”

You can bet Charlie is on thin ice with his wife of only five months. But really, what is she doing with him in the first place? This guy is trouble and always will be. He’ll never be a family man, his track record has already proven that. So I question Brooke’s motives for even marrying, let alone getting knocked up, by him.

Just what were her intentions? Is she really that dense to think that he would change for her? Or is simply another Hollywood gold digger?

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A couple months ago I told you about Courtenay Semel’s drunken altercation with a security guard in Las Vegas that ended up with her arrest.

(In case you’ve already forgotten, Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel, and currently the girlfriend of Tila Tequila.)

Back in August, Semel was arrested after smacking Pure nightclub security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, in the back of the head while exiting the club. It was around 4 a.m. and according to Jarczok she was “quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.”

He eventually detained her with handcuffs, which only led to a foul mouthed tirade against him. In the midst of it all, Courtenay had to remind him of who he was dealing with. She screamed at him,

“Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot? Google me, you dumb f**k.”

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Court, Jarczok claims he’s been humiliated and “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”

Oh yeah? Well wait til they catch wind of you suing her! Then you’re really going to be butt of all your friends jokes, you dumbass. C’mon dude, we all know you make $9 an hour to bounce at a club and the extra cash would sure be fun to spend, wouldn’t it?

Gawd, I hate people who are sue happy. I hope his friends are making this
big, dumb bastard’s life hell.

Jarcozk is requesting unspecified damages…which means he will settle out of court for a lump sum.

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Now that everyone knows about Courtenay Semel and Lindsay Lohan being lovers, for some reason we care about what this butterfaced lesbian is doing.

Last night in Vegas, Courtenay, who is now Tila Tequila’s main squeeze, got a little out of hand.

She apparently got wasted and had it out for a security guard at Pure nightclub, inside Caesar’s Palace. On her way out of the club (and I am not sure if she left voluntarily or was asked to leave) she smacked him in the back of the head. That was a big ol’ Vegas no-no, and the bitch was detained by security officers who called the police. But unfortunately for Semel, the cops had more important things to do and didn’t get there for another four hours! I’m sure she was nothing but sweet and kind during all that time. Heh.

Finally, when the police arrived they issued her a citation for battery. But she’s a rich bitch (thanks to daddy) and I’m sure it ain’t no thang.

I wonder if Courtenay will be the next crazy Lindsay or something. Coked out, pantyless and crashing cars.. All the crazy party girls in Tinseltown have mellowed. We need some new trainwrecks to poke sticks at!