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Charlie Sheen might have a beautiful wife who is expecting twins, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to get his mack on with strippers and young women in Las Vegas when he feel like cutting loose.

Sheen headed out to the desert playground on October 25th with the intention of having some Vegas style fun. And we all know what that means. Partying with young hotties and getting lapdances…right up this playboy’s dark alley.

Broke Mueller stayed home while her hubby partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman and painted the town red.

Word has it that Brooke wasn’t too happy when she heard about her hubby partying on like he was a single 20-year-old again. The couple was already fighting when Sheen left for Vegas and when he returned things only got worse.

A source told Star magazine,

“He’s still carrying on and boozing…[Brooke] went off the deep end, the fighting picked up right where it left off. She’s expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family. She’s got the trump card, and they both know it.”

You can bet Charlie is on thin ice with his wife of only five months. But really, what is she doing with him in the first place? This guy is trouble and always will be. He’ll never be a family man, his track record has already proven that. So I question Brooke’s motives for even marrying, let alone getting knocked up, by him.

Just what were her intentions? Is she really that dense to think that he would change for her? Or is simply another Hollywood gold digger?

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A couple months ago I told you about Courtenay Semel’s drunken altercation with a security guard in Las Vegas that ended up with her arrest.

(In case you’ve already forgotten, Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel, and currently the girlfriend of Tila Tequila.)

Back in August, Semel was arrested after smacking Pure nightclub security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, in the back of the head while exiting the club. It was around 4 a.m. and according to Jarczok she was “quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.”

He eventually detained her with handcuffs, which only led to a foul mouthed tirade against him. In the midst of it all, Courtenay had to remind him of who he was dealing with. She screamed at him,

“Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot? Google me, you dumb f**k.”

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Court, Jarczok claims he’s been humiliated and “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”

Oh yeah? Well wait til they catch wind of you suing her! Then you’re really going to be butt of all your friends jokes, you dumbass. C’mon dude, we all know you make $9 an hour to bounce at a club and the extra cash would sure be fun to spend, wouldn’t it?

Gawd, I hate people who are sue happy. I hope his friends are making this
big, dumb bastard’s life hell.

Jarcozk is requesting unspecified damages…which means he will settle out of court for a lump sum.

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Do I actually see armpit hair on Paris?

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Now that everyone knows about Courtenay Semel and Lindsay Lohan being lovers, for some reason we care about what this butterfaced lesbian is doing.

Last night in Vegas, Courtenay, who is now Tila Tequila’s main squeeze, got a little out of hand.

She apparently got wasted and had it out for a security guard at Pure nightclub, inside Caesar’s Palace. On her way out of the club (and I am not sure if she left voluntarily or was asked to leave) she smacked him in the back of the head. That was a big ol’ Vegas no-no, and the bitch was detained by security officers who called the police. But unfortunately for Semel, the cops had more important things to do and didn’t get there for another four hours! I’m sure she was nothing but sweet and kind during all that time. Heh.

Finally, when the police arrived they issued her a citation for battery. But she’s a rich bitch (thanks to daddy) and I’m sure it ain’t no thang.

I wonder if Courtenay will be the next crazy Lindsay or something. Coked out, pantyless and crashing cars.. All the crazy party girls in Tinseltown have mellowed. We need some new trainwrecks to poke sticks at!

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Did anyone hit up the ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ Pool Party at the Palms in Vegas this weekend?

Costumes and/or masks were required and tickets went for $225.

A few people that you might know showed up for the bash.

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who was pretty much A-list when it came to the other ‘celebrity’ attendees.  She showed up in a sort of Little Bo Peep costume with a tiara. I don’t think she came as anything, I think she just wanted to look, well, like she should be standing on top of a cake..

Brandy M. from Rock of Love was there, remember her infamous puking scene?  Bitch did a pretty good job keeping the vomit inside of her mouth with that Little Dutch Boy/finger in the dyke thing she did. Anyhow, I think she went as the female Bret Michaels..

Ian Ziering, who says he will not star in the new 90210 because it “is a step backwards,â€? also attended the party.  It looks like he put about as much effort into his costume as he does his career.

The there is Seth Binzer, a.k.a. Shifty Shellshock, whose 34th birthday is next Saturday.  This former lead singer of Crazy Town disappeared while filming the follow-up to VH1’s Celebrity Rehab (Sober Living).  It is assumed he took the money he had made from the production and split to buy drugs with it.  It is unknown whether he ever made it back to finish the show – but it’s doubtful.  Looks like he is back to his old, crackhead ways again.  I’m sure he and his posse reserved a poolside cabana where they could get their gack on.

And what did you do this weekend?

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Nicole Richie was in Las Vegas this weekend and she managed to get herself into a little trouble while there.

Nicole was partying at Wasted Space inside the Hard Rock Saturday night with Carey Hart and of course the Madden boys when she got into an argument with another female who was also at the club. It happened at approximately 1:00 AM.

Sources say Nicole was so fired up that security had to be called to remove her from the premises.

The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino has refused to comment and Nicole’s publicist is denying she was involved in the altercation. “She was in Vegas but there wasn’t an altercation of any kind involving her.”

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Candy Spelling is still enjoying her children’s inheritance on the Las Vegas slots.

It was one year ago that Candy hit $200,000 on a high roller slot machine at the Bellagio, and last weekend she did it again, to the tune of $180,000.

I love how TMZ is reporting that she is a lucky gambler and has won all this cash. Let me tell you something, more than likely she spent MORE than $380,000 to win that money. I worked in a casino for years and if she’s gambling at the high roller machines -and often – I guarantee you she is not “up” $380K.

Who cares anyway. Bitch is worth over $600 million and still looks like Porky Pig.

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Shanna Moakler celebrated her 33rd birthday in Las Vegas with ‘I Love New York’ winner Taylor Made and publicist Lizzie Grubman.

Nice eyelashes, Shanna. Egad.

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Recognize the chick on all fours tonguing the magazine laying on the ground? I didn’t think you would. The above photo is one of many less-than-demure shots of George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson, a “model” from Vegas, taken a month after they were first introduced. Star Magazine says

“She’s been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her “modeling career” consisted mostly of being paid by promoters… to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends! Sarah… loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out.”

And therein lies the rub, ladies. Despite a man’s willingness to drop $29.95 and two hours on a Saturday watching footage of young coeds exposing their breasts and soaping each other up in front of an audience of intoxicated post-pubescent males, the response is decidedly less positive when said footage includes you. Especially if he is unaware said footage existed beforehand. Doubly especially if said footage may or may not have been filmed while he was holed up in your honeymoon suite with a case of the shits while you “went for a nature tour to Chichen Itza.” Trust me, “I was in college” and “Me no hablo ingles” will only work so many times before they start demanding paternity tests again.

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