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Big Brother 11 finale live blogging with me, Spicy.
I’ll be posting and updating LIVE as Big Brother 11’s finale airs on CBS, 9:00 PST.
I turned off the comments so that no right coasters can accidentally (or intentionally) spoil anything before us left coasters see it.
Who will win Big Brother 11? Jordan, Kevin or Natalie? Will Big Brother throw another wrench into the mix before the jury is allowed to vote? Check back here for up to the minute updates on the finale of the greatest reality show ever!
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Woohoo! Love this freaking show. Here we go, kids!
9:01: Did I just see a sign that says “Russell Rules”? Russell drools!
9:05: Recap of the season…
9:08: Not digging Julie’s outfit, but Natalie looks better than I have ever seen her. She actually showered.
9:10: Natalie grasping for straws, thinking she might still have a shot. Pfft!
9:11: Duh Natalie, of course Kevin wouldn’t take you. “Hope I can trust you” she tells Kevin. I can’t wait for the backstabber to be stabbed. Omg, Jordan just said even though she is telling Kevin she is going to take him to the end, she tells the DR that she wants to take Natalie! Gasp!
9:14: Natalie kissing Jordan’s ass.
9:16: Kevin telling Natalie that he doesn’t think he can win.
9:17: Evil Dick is in the audience. Didn’t see anyone next to him that I recognized. Why do I find him kinda hot – in a dirty rockstar kind of way? And no, I can’t stand Danielle. She’s probably there though. :p
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9:21: Julie needs a wizard hat and wand..
9:22: Kevin says Big Brother gave him more self confidence. Natalie says she will miss all the people, despite of the ups and downs. Jordan says the BB experience taught her to be independent and patient. She say she “feels like and adult now.” There are so many jokes you can insert here..
9:23: Jeff shirtless…meeeooooowww!!
9:24: Michelle coming into the jury house. Jesse screaming, “YES!” at the top of his lungs like the prick he is. Has some weird sh*t tied around his biceps. Sheesh.
9:26: Michelle says that Natalie is the biggest trickster in the house despite claiming to play the game clean.
9:27: Houseguests disgusted by Natalie’s crown and robe as they watch last week’s eviction. Jeff says he won’t vote for Natalie just because of the Queen outfit. I love Jeff.
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9:32: BB cams zoom in on Natalie’s boyfriend. Dorkasaurus.
9:33: Jury house talking. Lydia’s feathers are distracting. But not as distracting as Jessie’s facial hair.
9:34: Michelle and that damn yellow dress. Me no likey. Jeff convincing jury that Jordan played a good game. Russell points out that Jordan’s sticking with Jeff was what got her that far. Lydia also points out that Jeff handed her an HOH. Good point.
9:36: Jeff getting into it with Jesse and Lydia. Russell changes the subject.
9:37: I think Michelle is about the sanest person in the jury house right now. And Russell, amazingly! Jordan doesn’t have a shot in the jury house.
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9:45: Final HOH, part II beginning…
9:46: Kevin gets the first question right. Jordan gets the second one. 1-1.
9:48: Jordan is up 2-1 now. Then the next question they are tied again, 2-2. The last question they also tied.
9:49: They grab their chalkboards for the tie breaker. Neither looks very confident. Holy HELL! Jordan says 50 when the answer was 51! Whoa, dude. She’s not as dumb as she seems. Heh.
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9:53: We have another hour of this. They draw this last one out, but I will miss it when it’s over.
9:54: “Give me the scarf, bitch.” Still cracks me up.
9:55: Jordan casting her vote. Natalie pleading to Jordan…blah, blah, blah.
9:56: Kevin asks so sweetly that Jordan keep him. I love him! Please keep him Jordan!! You’d be so Gucci!
9:57: Jordan saying she is going with what her gut is telling her. She evicts KEVIN! BOO!!!! @!&*!!
9:58: Natalie to Kevin, “I think you have to go”. I’d love to smack that smug look on her face! Natalie made it to final 2!!! O. M. G.
10:00: Kevin being totally cool when talking to Julie. He’s not mad and he understands why Jordan did what she did. Says he has no regrets. He is still happy and says he has been trying to get on Big Brother since Season One.
10:01: I am stilled pissed Natalie is in the final 2, BUT if she wins, I win $130 in a Big Brother pool! Can you believe that? So I guess I can’t be too mad if she does win. But still..
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10:05: Eating strawberries. I’d highly recommend picking some up next time you hit the grocery store.
10:06: Julie inviting houseguests onstage. What, no tear-away shirt for Jesse?