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Tila Tequila’s case against San Diego Chargers’ Shawne Merriman has been rejeced by the San Diego District Attorney’s Office.

Tila claims Merriman forced her to stay at his apartment in the wee hours of September 6. She says he grabbed her forcefully, choked her and held her against her will. He disputes all claims and says that he was merely trying to keep her from drinking and driving. Tila struck back saying that she doesn’t even drink. She claimed she got the name Tila ‘Tequila’ because it was “ironic.”

It is also “ironic” that Tila was seen earlier in the evening drinking shots and cocktails by the staff of a club the couple was at. Another “ironic” thing is a recently posted Twitpic of hers that says: “Me getting Tipsy before going to the Chargers game”.

Then today we see Tila with bruises on her arms. Lots and lots of bruises. Of course these were never Twitpic’d even though she does everything via Twitter. Speaking of Twitter, she’s been on there smack talking the Chargers like a mad woman – like it’s their fault.

So again, after seeing the alleged “bruises” and her side of the story, the D.A. rejects her case. They said specifically:

“After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed.”

So now we are left to wonder . . . was Tila wasted that night? Did she have someone else inflict the bruising on her arms? If she is lying, why would she do such a thing? Attention? Revenge?

Watch the video of Tila flaunting her bruised arms here.

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Tila Tequila and Shawn Merriman the night of the fight

Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman had quite the blowout last weekend!

As the story goes, Tila and Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers went out Saturday night to Stingaree, a nightclub in San Diego. According to witnesses the couple seemed to be having a good time. Tila gave Shawne lapdances all night (as seen in the photo) and everything was just peachy. But then after returning to Merriman’s apartment something happened. Around 3:45 AM Shawne refused to let Tila leave his apartment.

Tila claims that Shawne would not let her leave his home. She says that he physically restrained her and choked her. But Shawne claims he merely wanted her to stay of the roads because she was drunk. Tila denies that she was intoxicated, saying that she is allergic to alcohol and never drinks because of it. She Tweeted: “I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila ‘Tequila’ cuz the irony. I can’t drink.”

However, the owner of the nightclub she was at that night said that a number of his employees saw her drinking shots of tequila and vodka cocktails. Oops. So the “I can’t drink alcohol” thing is BS. So much for that story..

Merriman released the following statement to the press, insisting that he did not mean to harm Tila:

“On September 6, 2009, the San Diego Sheriff’s Department responded to a citizen’s complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (a.k.a. Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in, and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided. We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms. Nguyen, however, paramedics were called, and she was examined, but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California.”

So what exactly happened that night? Something happened for her to want to leave at 3:45 AM, drunk or not. Probably an argument that got a little heated, then when Tila went to storm out of there he tried to physically make her stay. But I doubt he was doing it because she was drunk. He was probably just pissed that she was leaving. He got rough, she got scared. I don’t think he choked her though, almost always when someone is choked marks are left on the neck. But there were NO visible injuries. That’s why I am not buying her story. The alcohol allergy story also shows you how credible she is…

Merriman was booked that night on suspicion of battery and false imprisonment, both of which are felonies, but no charges have been filed at this time.

Whose story do you believe?

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Tila Tequila emerged from The Shire to walk the red carpet (even though it looks pretty blue to me) and attend VH1’s Save The Music event at MyHouse.

Considering this shindig is meant to help restore music education programs in public schools, it is only fitting that she felt the need to wear few clothes, and then rip open her top to flash her slightly covered breasts for all to see. After all, we all know that’s how things really get accomplished at your average PTA meeting.

Plus, Tila Tequila is just doing it for the kids, and there’s nothing wrong with trying to protect the children. How else is little 12-year-old Sally supposed to know what her body might develop into at the age of 13, if she isn’t able to actually see it on Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have the body of a 13-year-old, with breasts implants thrown in for good measure? It’s glad to know we have caring and dedicated role models around for today’s youth. The Kidd can’t think of anyone more perfect for such a role than a chick who got famous by posing scantily clad on the internet and then turned that notoriety into a TV dating show where she pretended to be bisexual in order to get ratings. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mother Theresa!

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Don’t let your eyes and ability to rationize things fool you.  No, this isn’t just some random fifteen-year-old celebrating her new found freedom from the restraints of school this summer, this is something perhaps far more dangerious–Tila Tequila begging for your attention.

As if being a bisexual asian with a bra size bigger than “zero” isn’t enough.

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I honestly don’t understand all the physics that are happening underneath Tila Tequila’s shirt, but I will never question its greatness.  Those puppies are damn near perfect for someone who’s only outgrown Tinkerbell by two inches.  If I was Tila, I’d make sure everyone and anyone enjoyed them while they can, there’s no telling when they’re just going to just break off and float away.

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Now that Tila Tequila is through with her reality show, A Shot at Love, MTV has some seriously skanky stripper shoes to fill.

Enter bisexual twin sisters Rikki and Vikki, otherwise known as the “Ikki Twins”.

The sisters are models who have appeared on calendars and in car magazines. They call themselves “The World’s Hottest Twins.”

The women will be the subjects of A Double Shot at Love, which premieres December 9th on MTV.

This should be the show’s theme song..

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Tila Tequila sure knows how to be freakin’ cute, not to mention know exactly what we want out of an outfit.  It doesn’t have to be covered in sequins, or be all asymetrical and crap, just direct us to where your boobs are.  Too bad she couldn’t provide some of us with a detour to her ass.

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Now that everyone knows about Courtenay Semel and Lindsay Lohan being lovers, for some reason we care about what this butterfaced lesbian is doing.

Last night in Vegas, Courtenay, who is now Tila Tequila’s main squeeze, got a little out of hand.

She apparently got wasted and had it out for a security guard at Pure nightclub, inside Caesar’s Palace. On her way out of the club (and I am not sure if she left voluntarily or was asked to leave) she smacked him in the back of the head. That was a big ol’ Vegas no-no, and the bitch was detained by security officers who called the police. But unfortunately for Semel, the cops had more important things to do and didn’t get there for another four hours! I’m sure she was nothing but sweet and kind during all that time. Heh.

Finally, when the police arrived they issued her a citation for battery. But she’s a rich bitch (thanks to daddy) and I’m sure it ain’t no thang.

I wonder if Courtenay will be the next crazy Lindsay or something. Coked out, pantyless and crashing cars.. All the crazy party girls in Tinseltown have mellowed. We need some new trainwrecks to poke sticks at!

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News of the World is reporting that Tila Tequila’s new girlfriend, Courtenay Semel, is actually the ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently Courtenay is miffed that Samantha won out in a lesbian love triangle that involved Lohan.  She is bitter because of all the media attention that Sam and Lindsay get. When she was with the actress Lohan insisted on keeping the relationship quiet.

Courtenay, 25, apparently told a friend,

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.  At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.  But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

The friend also says that Courtenay told her that Lindsay slept with a ton of guys to hide her lesbian tendencies, and did lots of drugs to help her cope with the pressures of her identity crisis.  She and Courtenay would do lines of coke all night long then head home and have sex.

But once Lindsay met Samantha in January ‘07, the relationship between Courtenay and Lindsay withered.

The friend explained, “Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship. She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’  Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.”

While Lindsay was in rehab both women visited her.

“By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too.”

Courtenay and Lindsay rented house together in Beverly Hills but the couple’s relationship continued to deteriorate.

“Lindsay brought men back,” the friend explained. “Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house.  The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up.”

Eventually Courtenay moved out, tired of competing with the men Lindsay was bringing home.  Even though she is now involved with MySpace quasi-celeb, Tila Tequila, her friend adds that she is hurt by media reports of Linds and Sam.

“Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha.  Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”

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I thought Blender was supposed to be a magazine for musicians.  What the hell is Tila Tequila doing on the cover?    Why is she even relevant?  Why doesn’t someone just throw water on her.  Wait, that makes Gremlins multiply doesn’t it.  Give me a break here, I’m not that caught up with my 80’s movie trivia.