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A couple weeks ago I went off on Taylor Momsen being dressed completely inappropriately for her “Sweet Sixteen” birthday party, but I think she just topped that outfit with this one.

As Taylor head to the set of “Gossip Girl” for rehearsals, she is seen wearing cut off jean shorts, a tank top covered by a flannel and super sexy knee-high boots. A little too sexy and high for someone who is barely 16-years-old!

I don’t see a real good future in store for this girl. Hey, I’m just telling it like it is. Not even Lindsay Lohan wore crap like this at 15 or 16, and look where she is today!

I know you think you’re all grown-up at that age, but really, when you try to play with the big dogs this young, you are just going to get chewed up and tossed to the side afterwards.

Shame on her parents for allowing her to look like a Hollywood crack whore hooker. But then again, she is their meal ticket, and we all know how Hollywood parents tend to look the other way when money and fame are involved. Don’t we, Michael & Dina?

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No, seriously..I think a bunch of parts of other women were used to create this (what is rumored to be) upcoming album cover of Whitney Houston’s.

I have a hard time believing this is the real deal, but it is surely entertaining nonetheless.

Mariah Carey and Beyonce cannot even TOUCH this horrendous photoshop job!

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Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned to Hef, to get his side of the story.

Hef tells E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

He goes on to explain that the relationship took a turn for the worse six months ago after he found out he was unable to have a child with Madison.

“With my sperm count, it’s not possible. I was willing but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

Whether it’s all a big publicity ploy, or Hugh really was in the dark about his failed relationship, he wasted no time finding a couple of new blonde bedroom buddies. Twins, in fact.

19-year-old sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon are very eager to take the place of Holly and Kendra Hendrickson, who is also leaving the mansion “by the end of the year,” according to Hef.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” he says.

Not only does he have more than a handful with the two sisters, he also has another young girl, a college senior from Georgia, Amy Leigh Andrews, who is willing to do anything to become part of the action as well.

“She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.” With a coy smile adds, “I’m dancing as fast as I can.”

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A judge in the custody battle between Sharon Stone and ex-husband Phil Bronstein has tentatively denied a request by Stone to modify a custody arrangement involving their adopted son, Roan.

The court believes that Stone has a tendency to overreact to medical situations involving her son, and delegates much of her parenting to third parties.

Court documents state, “Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan,” the papers go on to say that Stone was convinced her son suffered from a spinal condition but “there was no evidence to support this allegation.”

Apparently her ex says that Stone is always claiming Roan has some sort of illness and that it’s affecting him in a negative manner.

Furthermore, the actress suggested Botox injections into her son’s feet as a means to control a supposed foot odor problem.

“Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor.

“As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”

Sharon is trying to convince the judge that she has placed her entire career on hold in order to care for her son.  However, the judge disagrees.

“If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court.”

Documents outlining the September 12th hearing state that Bronstein would “have permanent sole physical custody of child. (The) court finds that respondent Sharon Stone failed to meet her burden of proof and denies respondent’s (Stone’s) request for modification of custody.

“In contrast, Mother delegates many of her parenting responsibilities to third parties and while this Court in no way faults Mother for having to travel for her career, she is simply unavailable for (her son) on a consistent basis.”

Stone requested that she be allowed to enroll her son at a school in Los Angeles. Roan currently attends school in San Francisco with Bronstein.

Whoa, Sharon. Botox is not like duct tape, it will not fix everything! What is wrong with this woman?

Lay off the sauce and start being a mom!

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“As a girl I thought I was superhuman, but I’m borderline on a breakdown. The scary thing is that this feels like the beginning. It would be easy to become a recluse. I have sold my soul. It can be scary when there are 15 lads on one side of a pub and a gang of girls on the other who all want a photo. I’m never calm anymore. There’s a lot to it I didn’t think of. It’s not the physical stuff – it’s mental.”

- Duffy fears the pressures of fame may lead her to suffer a breakdown.

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“I think when Hollywood is done with me, I will probably be done with it. I’m not interested in playing those stock characters any more and I don’t feel sad that I don’t get those kind of offers.”

- Meg Ryan says exceptional roles for women over 40 are few and far between in Hollywood.

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Pink may become the most recent celebrity to join the Church of Scientology.

Since splitting with her husband Carey Hart earlier this year, Pink has been spending a lot of time with wacky friend, Juliette Lewis, who is a member of the church.

Juliette has probably been showing Pink the ropes and introducing her to all the higher uppers, so the clan can get to work on recruiting her.

A source tells Star magazine, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

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Shauna Spots a Hooker – Not in Mirror (TMZ Exclusive)

Not only is Shauna Sand trashier than anyone I can think of in Hollywood, (and that’s saying something!) she’s also dumber than a bag of rocks.

Check out her and her slutty friend who dress up in lingerie before heading out to a party at the Playboy mansion. Along the way they make sure they are spotted by all the cameras…

Ex-husband and man slut Lorenzo Lamas also has a lovely little cameo in this video.

I can’t believe those two ever broke up. They are a match made in heaven!

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We knew Christina Aguilera wouldn’t be caught dead without her lip gloss, but did we know exactly just how obsessed she is with it?

While having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th, someone with a lot of time on their hands actually counted how many times the singer reapplied the gloss to her mouth. They supposedly counted more than 30 times.

The source said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”

Oh my, talk about high-maintenance! I wonder how many quarts of lipgloss that hooker has ingested in the past couple of years? Her turds are probably have sparkles in them!

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Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes

The list of celebrities who have sex tapes is getting longer and longer these days. Now you can add Verne Troyer to that list.

I don’t think I can top how TMZ described the tape . . “like a natural childbirth in reverse.”

Ha!

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“I just remember sitting in my trailer hysterically crying from the embarrassment I felt about myself, about my body.”

- Ali Larter was devastated after producers for the show, Heroes, told her she needed to lose weight.

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A jury has found R. Kelly not guilty of fourteen counts of child pornography.

Kelly – who has long been rumored to be sexually “into” young girls – has denied that it is him in the video with the 13-year-old girl, six years ago. The victim also denied it was her in the film even though numerous witnesses claim that both Kelly and the victim were indeed the ones in the footage.

Unbelievable.