Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

Here are some pictures from LL Cool J performing at Sundance recently and as exciting as seeing some washed up rap superstar reliving the good old days like the time this hooker I knew decided to go back to work the streets 10 years after quitting, going back to some trade school and landing a normal job only to realize it sucked worse than sucking random cock for money….

The good news is that no matter how washed up you are, people are still willing to give you the love you once had, like that hooker still got dudes willing to pay for sex and LL Cool J still got a groupie bitch up on stage to grind with like he’s still got it.

Seeing these bitches who live shitty average lives, working shitty cubicle jobs with dreams of fame and a confidence in their body that comes from doing yogalates classes at the local YMCA so that they can sleep into lame low waisted jeans and a mid drift top to show off a lame hip tattoo they got when they were into guys who drive jeeps and wakeboard and listen to Blink 182 and tanning salon tan with just enough panty to distract us from how much of a cunt is while pretending to be Fergie.

Dreams do come true and it’s nice seeing knowing that all those wet t-shirt contests, weekly drunken club nights and hours watching hip hop videos only to make her own YouTube booty shake videos like all her friends have finally paid off and now bitch is making the internet rounds giving her to finally give her the right to tell her other slut friends how fuckin’ famous she is now, it’s a lot better than the time she told them how she went home with some DJ and got naked in the hot tub with 10 dudes before doing coke off one of their dicks and letting him cum on her face after a wild night of drinking.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

I don’t know what G4TV is, so I definitely don’t know what Attack of the Show is, but according to this email I was featured on it, which is the stamp of approval I used to jerk off thinking about when my penis still worked and owned a TV.

Hey,

Just wanted to tell you that your website was mentioned on Attack of the Show on G4TV . For some reason they gave your shit site some fucking love. I would tell you to enjoy the new found fame, but G4 is a network aimed at 20-year-old virgin and there shitty lives. Actually, maybe now you will be able to find a cherry a pop, cause there got to be at least one new virgin chick checking your site…she might be pretty unfuckable though if she likes G4. Not that you would be able to get it up anyway.

BC

Either way, the hot slut at IDLYITW posted the clip from the show because her site was featured too, so if you want to watch it, you know what to do…and remember the second site they talk about, that will NEVER be mentioned on this site, is run by a RIP OFF ARTIST who writes creepy, virginal closet case commentary that you should never read if you ever want to get pussy, or my respect, which goes a long way, since I’m featured on TV and you’re not. Cuddles.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

So it turns out that a hot black chick who reads this site and who I have been asking for vagina pictures from has come to my defense. I think it’s got nothing to do with wanting to watch her eat watermelon, not because of her race, but because I like watching the juices drip off her face and seeing her spit up the seeds. I’ll stop talking about all this soon….but not as long as hot black chicks send in hot pics that don’t smell like Burger King, even though the Whopper changed my life….

As being a black woman, I’ve never felt that Jeezus Martinez in any way came off as if he was a racist to the African American Community. We have played dominoes and drank a few red stripes on occasion and he told me how much he appreciated our invention of Traffic Light because now he has more fun things to do whilst driving; such as run red lights. Overall, I think he’s just a man who equally attacks everyone without even thinking about using their race as fodder.

He loves the Black Community, especially their Women, even the ones in Africa with AIDS because he doesn’t discriminate when it comes to vagina, except against white feminists with sand in their dried up vaginas.

Speaking of AIDS, Liberal Feminist Cunts are AIDS and they keep spreading it by destroying the ability to free speech Via Internet by bad mouthing someone based on the fact that they have a dick.

Oh, and even though you came to my defense and I appreciate it, I just made you famous, bitch.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

So I read my comments on the Jordan winning the ultimate woman post, which if you didn’t want to read, it said that it gives party sluts dreams to work towards instead of the unwanted pregnancies, gang bangs and winning the wet t-shirt contest they are used to.

Anyway this bitch wrote this comment:

Guess what?
Im fucking drunk and your not entertaining me so that fucking gay. whatever

So I checked out her myspace and wasn’t too surprised to find that she was an aspiring party slut and Jordan was probably one of her idols. I am sure she puts in a lot of her heart into this and predict that in about 25 pounds she will be one. Her passion to the cause is making her make all the right moves of getting drunk and ridiculous while showing off her tits and acting like a trashy slut. Unfortunately for her, she’s too drunk too realize that she doesn’t really have it going as much as she thinks she does, so the beer will keep being drunk and that 25 pounds may turn into 50, and that the only reason dudes talk to her is because she overcompensates by showing off with her big tits McDonalds gave her.

I am happy she loves herself so much that she is an alcoholic because I heard most alcoholic’s are really happy in their skin and they only drink to celebrate that fact and not to forget all the demons that rape them everyday. But remember eating disorders were invented for a reason, even if they may take away your number one asset, it may be worth looking into. I hate to rip on a bitch for being a chubby girl in slutty clothing, because let’s face it, she’s not nearly as fat as my wife, and I’d totally raw dog her, but I have no standards or money to afford a box of condoms to double up on that shit like I should.

Either way, I read this on her myspace and I assume this is what she reads to herself every night, it’s some positive affirmation shit of of a party slut that they use to convince themselves that they’ve got it going on:

Getting naughty with my body like a hottie should

Don’t call me ghetto gangsta cause Im from the hood

Thrownin down swift swagger with an attitude

If you had this kind of pimpin you would do it too

Here’s one of her third grade level poems, because education and reading isn’t something party sluts do:

choke

Remember that time
when I started to cry
not cause I was sad
cause you wouldnt die

you thought I was crazy
and I didnt deny
and you still stuck around
cause your a dumb guy

remember that night
when I tried to drug you
the fear in your eyes
you love the abuse

you thought it was funny
and it was just a joke
You liked all the pills
I dropped in your coke

you see that knife
and you know what it means
Im taking your life
Im crushing your dreams

the slashes look cool
like your someone special
how could someone you love
make you feel awful

stick around stick it out
next week will be better
I will be up
and you will be deader

Party slut Karter, I know you are drunk, but hope you entertained, because I’m workin’ for you here. Oh and remember that I just made you famous, Bitch.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

Some homosexual kid in the corner of someone’s classroom that no one talks to because they don’t know whether he has a penis or a vagina and because he creeps them the fuck out everytime he applies his makeup when they are trying to learn, is on a quest to make him/herself famous by making a video defending Britney Spears. The reality of all this is that within an hour this dude is going to be more famous than me and potentially the next William Hung from American Idol, making appearances all over mainstream media because of one whiney homosexual video he/she made defending Britney that probably took him 5 minutes to conceptualize, film and upload because mainstream media don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

The internet annoys me because it gives people like this the chance to be famous in about 5 minutes, when they really should be “Boys Don’t Cried” in their small middle american town for being different…instead dude’s going to have an acting contract, agent and scripts sent to him within a week.

I need a viral stunt that will get me views and on the news but I think if I tried to do this, even with my highschool drama class skills I was forced to learn, I’d still never make it because I am not as weird as this asshole and because my ideas would never be this simple adding more reason to why I suck at life. It always surprises me that the people who you think suck at life harder than you because they are hemphrodites who like performing, always end up making it.

It’s just one of those things and it is worth a laugh because it is ridiculously bad, so here I am helping this cocksucker make it to where he wants to be, but luckily I only have 5 useless readers who won’t have any impact on the internet fame he’s about to receive…..

Here’s the freakshow making his parents who probably left him in a dumpster at their prom but he managed to survive proud while singing Britney’s Gimme More…

Here’s the Party Monster Talking About Pubic Hair

The Bell Video That Proves Dude’s Not Trying Way Too Fucking Hard…

Here he’s dancing to Fergie

I hate people like this because there’s nothing wrong with being a low key fag, you don’t have to be a theatrical annoying piece of shit everyone hates except your one fag hag who thinks you’re fabulous because she’s too fat to get real cock….

That’s more than enough on this cartoon character than I can handle….I had no choice but to post it but hope it ends very fucking soon.

BONUS - Youtube needs to ban this guy now….this shit is offensive…

This motherfucker was sent to me via richandbrainless but all his videos have tons of views so you’ve probably known about him for a while, remember you’re not gay if no one sees you jerking off to gay porn….or gay guys who are over the top and theatrical to justify why they love cock in their mouths…..CUDDLES….

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

VIDEO REMOVED BECAUSE THE GIRL WITH THE LESBIAN HAIRCUT DIDN’T LIKE BEING CALLED A LESBIAN. SHE ALSO DIDN’T LIKE YOU ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF HER STUPID OUTFIT AND WONKY KNEES AND WAS MAD THAT EVERYONE LIKED HER FRIEND BETTER THAN HER. SHE BLAMED ME OF BEING A SEXIST WOMAN HATER, WHEN IN REALITY, I JUST HATE LESBIAN HAIRCUTS AND REFUSE TO GET SUED BY SOMEONE WHO TAKES LIFE WAY TO FUCKING SERIOUSLY. THE GIRLS WERE NOT HARASSED BY THE PEOPLE FILMING, THEY KNEW IT WAS FOR THE INTERNET, SHE’S JUST HYPERSENSITIVE BECAUSE HER DADDY ALWAYS TOLD HER SHE WAS THE PRETTIEST AND NOW SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS LYING….

So these girls were caught on the street stealing a bike at 3 in the morning and it was recorded for stepTV. I am really only posting this in hopes that the one in gold pants and plaid emails me begging to take it down, because I think she’s hot and will negotiate taking it down in exchange for nude pics of her, I am pretty easily manipulated when nude pics are involved.

Either way, I am pretty jealous of their fucking thieving ways. They pretend they don’t know what they are doing and act all innocent so when the cops drive by they believe their bullshit story. I am convinced the bike belonged to a guy one of them banged who ended up fucking them over some how, and they thought it would be a funny way to get back at him, because girls get crazy when you bang them. Either way, they didn’t get caught, and just sat there laughing about it while some jackass videotapes. them.

I get fucking cuffed by the cops when I am picking cans out of the garbage trying to pay my rent. My black friend, yes I have one black friend was stepping out the front door of his apartment at 2 in the afternoon and got jumped by the cops, gun to his head type jumped all because they thought he was robbing the fucking building at 2 in the afternoon one day when he was just going to ride to the store to get some beer and chicken. But these girls look all cute and shit, and cops just pass them by.

If you’re out there gold pants, feel free to email me…I am open for negotiations….

UPDATE: The Girl Sounds Like a Rich Jew Who’s Father is Probably a Lawyer and She Didn’t Seem to See the Humor in the Video because She Looked Like an Idiot and I said her Friend was Hotter than her. I decided to take it down, because she is a fucking headache nineteen year old who thinks she knows everything and tries to sound smart…unable to take a fucking joke, and blaming the joke on me hating women or something equally stupid, because the truth hurts, no one likes to admit that they have a lesbian haircut.

Here is the first email she sent me:

Dear Drunken Step Father,

We are the girls from the video: “I am – hot girl and her friends stealing a bike” the one that you so “delightfully” posted on your website. We hope to explain to you now that not only was your post of the video itself insulting but the comment paragraph under it along with the comments from the PIGS that view your website are ALSO extremely demeaning and offensive towards us. We ask you now to simply realize that fact and hopefully have more respect towards others in the future. Please remove the post from your website as soon as possible or else we will seek legal action against you.

Thank you

So I sent a nice response I thought I hipster would appreciate….

Lesbian Haircut,

I am pretty excited that you found my site. You may not be familiar with my site, and upon the first visit may think it is some kind of offensive site. But my site is not a smut site, despite what you may think.

It is a celebrity blog, that gets a decent amount of traffic and respect. I do my best to not take much seriously, make jokes out of almost everything and I do my best to not hurt people in the process.

I posted the video that was taken by one of my readers because I didn’t think it was offensive, I didn’t expect it to be hurtful and I know my readers don’t think it was a malicious intent to defame anyone.

In all honesty, the feedback that I have been getting from the video is that it’s pretty funny, possibly one of the best videos to date. It has been seen by people at Vice, thecobrasnake, American Apparel and some other major sites and I have heard nothing but good things about it. It is probably one of the hottest videos on the internet right now, and you are in it. In a way, you are now famous.

I am willing to shift out the content a little bit in a way that is less offensive to you, but to take it down would really be a shame. In all honesty, I’d like to do a follow-up video either interviewing you guys, or maybe even turning you guys into field reporters and sending you on random adventures. We could really turn this into a great opportunity for you. You owned the camera and have the look and personality I want in stepTV.

We can really sort all this out over a few drinks, or maybe I’ll get you tickets to the next show you guys want to go to. I am pretty reasonable person. I ask that you re-consider your stance, think about the potential opportunity and try to laugh it off, because it was meant to be funny and not hurtful.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here is the second email she sent me:

Dear Jeezus,

Through your reply to us, I think you fail to realize that not every teenager is clamoring to become an internet celebrity. We are not dumb girls who are charmed by your name dropping of supposedly “hip” media outlets like Vice, american apparel, or thecobrasnake.

It’s not that we don’t have a sense of humor, and it’s not that we care that it seems like we are stealing a bike in the video (which we are not doing, but your charming commentary clearly ignores that fact). If we were to steal a bike, we certainly wouldn’t choose that shitbox of a ride, and we definitely wouldn’t stick around to be videotaped for upwards of five minutes while doing it.

The problem that we have with the entire ordeal is the disrespectful attitude that the men filming the video had towards us, in addition to the completely disgusting and demeaning comments that accompany the video on the website. Not only does the editing not convey the fact that we were being harassed by a large group of guys – not just a couple, but the lecherous and chauvinistic comments that were yelled at us are completely pathetic. If is not socially acceptable to convey racist attitudes, then it should certainly not be acceptable (or encouraged) to show such a lack of respect for women. For you to call the one of us who stood up for herself a “dyke” exemplifies the mistaken attitude that women embrace lecherous male attention, and those who don’t must be not like men at all. In fact, the sentiments expressed by the girl in the leopard-print pants were felt by all three girls, and it is incredibly offensive that the one who stood up for herself was berated and insulted.

For a site that is seemingly obsessed with females, you show a shocking ineptitude for dealing with those who exist in “real life.” The celebrities like Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton that are featured on your site make their living by compromising their dignity and selling themselves to the public. Asking us to do the same – and expecting us to be flattered by it – is not only presumptuous but absolutely insulting and simply reveals what an inept and rude bigot you truly are.

Our demand that the video be removed from the site stands, despite your (shallow, insulting) offers of more videos or concert tickets. There is no “deal” to be made here. The ultimatum is this: remove the video, in its entirety, or we will pursue legal action. For you to think that we would be easily wooed by offers of fame or employment is absolutely laughable.

Hopefully this email can also lead to a bit of self-reflection for you about your beloved website, and perhaps you should reevaluate the manner in which you are spending your time and energy, as well as your misguided (and self-damaging) attitude towards women, and people in general.

Thank you for your time.

P.S. The Facebook add was way out of line.

Here is our facebook war:

Lesbian Haircut
Today at 4:16am
Report Message
listen you tool, this is the girl with the cheetah pants and i am the last fucking person you want to mess with right now.

looking forward to meeting you on the street sometime soon,
xoxox
the hot chick’s “DYKE FRIEND WITH KNOBBY KNEES”
hearts and stars and unicorns,

Lesbian Haircut

Jeezus Martinez
Today at 5:03am
does that mean you didn’t accept my friend request?

good thing I can’t afford a bike for you to steal.

ps – you won’t know who I am on the street, I don’t leave my house and the guy who shot the video is just one of my readers. But I will forward the message his way and I’ll be sure to tell him that you’ve been doing bicep curls and punching the wall to prepare for it like any self respecting lady would….

I am working on getting through your recent email, it was pretty wordy, you may want to learn how to cut things down and get to the point a little more effectively. Shit’s like grading a fucking gender studies term paper, a class you probably excel in since everything you wrote was fucking cliche and text book.

You definitely need to get a sense of humor, you need to grasp the concept of satire, you shouldn’t let drunk guys film you, you shouldn’t be so insecure with your sexuality to think you were called a dyke based on your actions and not on your stupid haircut. I am not a sexist, chauvenistic asshole, I write comedy and 60% of my readers are married women.

In closing, do you have any nudes?

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Jeezus Martinez
Today at 5:11am
PPS – My god – reading your profile makes me think you are joking…not one of the thing you mentioned is original, it’s all standard fucking bullshit. You are the Gap, you just don’t realize it. I call this fucking textbook. No wonder you are so uptight when you come across a new thing, you need ever hipster and hipster poser to tell you it’s ok before pretending you were always into it.

I guess what it comes down to is that your video isn’t really the joke but you are.

Cuddles….

Favorite Music:
pavement, the pixies, modest mouse, broken social scene, neutral milk hotel, the moldy peaches, girl talk, clap your hands say yeah, animal collective, sufjan stevens, the arcade fire, ladyhawk, the smiths, new order, bob dylan, david bowie, the velvet underground, and probably everything you like, too.

Favorite Movies:
the films of s. kubrick, w. anderson, s. coppola, m. gondry, t. twigoff, c. guest, k. smith, g. ritchie, m. july, m. dowse, j-m. vallée, t. gilliam, d. aronofsky, q. tarantino, c. kaufman, and d. fincher.

Favorite Books:
kerouac, chekhov, dostoevsky

Lesbian Haircut
Today at 5:15am
Report Message
oh my, isn’t it clever of you to call our attempt to defend ourselves “cliche” and “textbook” – pffft, women standing up for themselves, such a novel concept.

well guess what, fuckface – joke’s on you: what you said is just as fucking cliche and textbook of a response, if not even more stale and tired.

best of luck with your “satire” and “humour” website, i wish you nothing but the most delightful butterfly kisses from paris hilton herself.

i await your groundbreaking and enlightening email with bated breath. and good luck with that those married women – i bet your own wife is just thrilled with what she’s ended up with.

Jeezus Martinez
Today at 12:34pm
I am not trying to be clever – or witty, you are a defensive angry person and you don’t realize that you are the problem and not your gender.

It seems like you are trying to accuse me of being a woman hater because you didn’t like what was said about you and instead of just taking responsibility or taking the hit you had to justify what I said by making it a bigger issue.

It’s like they can’t just be saying that about me, there must be a bigger picture. He must have called me a dyke because I am a strong woman who stood up for herself, when in reality, i called you a dyke because of your stupid haircut.

It had nothing to do with you standing up for yourself. In fact there was no sign of you standing up for yourself in the video.

It’s always emotionally to blame the big picture than to look in t he mirror and question your actions and ask yourself why people would respond to your video they way did. It must because they are women haters.

What a fucking joke. That’s like a black dude getting busted for stealing bikes, blaming being black for getting arrested and not the crime he commited.

Always the fucking victim, attaching yourself to a bigger cause, creating problems out of nothing. Watch the video again, watch that tantrum..you are more of a 2 year old than a woman, so maybe you should be sending me slanderous emails on how I am an emotionally immature person hater….or a spoiled jewish kid hater. I don’t think it’s got shit to do with you having a vagina, or at least claiming you do, because it looks like you’re packin’ heat in those leopard print pants Steven Tyler.

Cuddles.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

So this shit never happens to me. I beg and beg and beg girls on myspace and facebook and on the street to take nude pics of themselves and they never want to because they think I am creepy, then I open my emails and this shit miraculously appears. It’s like it’s Christmas or something, first a friend of mine won 100 dollars in the lottery machines, then I got a free cigar and now I get a naked bitch in the bath video from a cam girl who thinks your lame opinion matters.

Dear Jesus,

I’ve been working this job as a secretary for sometime now and I’ve noticed that most of the men
enjoy my “presence.” I figured since I’m getting this type of attention, I’d step it up a notch. So I
started researching these camgirl sites and I’m definitely interested, but my only issue is that I
don’t know if I have that certain sex appeal.
I’m not the greatest at editing, however I did put this
little video together in hopes that you could post it and receive comments from your 12 viewers.
If it’s not to much to ask, I’d really appreciate it. I’d even send you a dollar to your donation button.

Cuddles,

Atlanta

I just made you famous, Bitch.

To Watch The Video – Click This Link - It’s Kinda NSFW But Not Really

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

Sometimes I get email that is actually worth reading because it has semi nude pics of people’s girlfriends asking me to make them famous. I haven’t got one of these in a long time so I figured I should post it.

Jesus my man. I’ve been reading your site everyday for months. I love this shit. Anyway, my girl just decided she wants to start doing porn and I told her there is only one guy you should send your pics to for an honest opinion…the drunken stepfather!! put these pics up if you see fit. her stage name is ryder skye. she’s on myspace too. your the king man….keep doing what your doing!

bob screamer

The lesson learned is that all you have to do to get a post on this site is tell me that you love my shit. I am sure that this motherfucker is writing into every fucking site he can find because he wants to use her porn money on a vacation or to buy himself a new widescreen TV by using the whole “I am cool with you showing the world your cunt, just hook me up with gifts” line.

The other lesson learned is that the second a girl gets fake tits, she becomes a whole new breast-beast wearing low-cut shirts, flashing and asking everyone she knows to feel her new tits, it’s like her whole personality shifts to her tits and some of them decide to show the world what 5,000 dollars saved from a job as a grocery store cashier can do to you by starting a porn site or stripping.

Either way, here are the pics, leave your comments for this dude, and support her porn venture so that “bob screamer” can get himself that motorbike he always wanted. I am always supportive of a girl trying to get ahead in life by taking off her clothes cuz I like naked chicks.

I just made you famous, bitch.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

This band is called Operator and this song is called Soulcrusher. I have never heard of either but that’s okay, because I am am not a music blogger, all I do know is that I seem to only post tits or pictures of girls who have tits and this video, that I watched on mute, because my speakers are broken has lots of tits in it. That is pretty much all I need to determine whether it’s worth watching. The lead singer is some actor IMBD HIM

I like that things are moving in the tit direction, taking on porno elements in the mainstream, because I am tired of getting rejected from advertising deals because I post tits, while this band will only become famous because they post tits. Since I’ve never heard of them, I’ll call this another BUCKCHERRY situation, where I crashed their fucking servers, and helped make a case to get them signed by inflating their internet video popularity, and I never saw a fucking dollar for it.

I didn’t even land an interview with them or free tickets to their show…I don’t even think I got their CD, that I probably would have taken a shit on because their music fucking sucks, but I do know that they don’t give a fuck about how bad their music is while they are fucking whores in the bathroom of their million dollar tour buses that I got people to piss on…

Either way…Operator, I just made you famous, Bitch.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

Here are some pics some dude got his ex gf to take in her lingerie, he emailed them into me to brighten up my dad and they did. I have no moral issue with posting these personal pics, cuz she’s in costume and posing, she wanted them to be seen, otherwise they’d be of her tits while she was sleeping or some shit.

This is what he emailed me

This is because it sounds like you need a pick-me-up, and what better way to do that than pictures of ex-girlfriends…well, I guess a bottle of Jack and a couple of Thai hookers would work too…but the thing is you asked for these a long time ago, and I finally broke up with the emotionally unstable lady last week. Here’s a teaser. Oh, and I’m the haggard guy with the eyes that looked like I got jumped by a bunch of homeless winos…guess hot chicks find that attractive. Whatever happened to “Date a Stripper” that might have been the only think I’ve ever looked forward too in my entire life…oh, and gangbanging an amputee’d Paris Hilton, just the legs though, that way she couldn’t run away when I start up my famous Cleveland Steamer Machine.

Always a Fan,

Mr. Chris
www.nunchucksandducks.com

I guess all I can say, I just made you famous bitch, and look forward to your other pics. Cuddles.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

A friend of mine tried to convince me to go to naked breakfast today. It’s Saturday, it’s a nice day and this restaurant serves your pankcakes with full vaginal shot. I decided not to go. I figure that it’s time to start re-integrating myself into everyday society. No more strippers, no more naked breakfast, no more prostitutes, escorts or erotic massage parlors. Nobody likes a pervert and I don’t like being called a creep everywhere I go. I once heard a porn producer say that he’s not really into fucking Argentinian whores, it’s all a marketing strategy. I think it’s safe to say he’s fucking bullshit.

I am not fucking whores and if I was, I wouldn’t try to pawn it off as a marketing strategy, I would stand up proud and write to the world, and by world I mean you, I know that’s a total overstatement and that you are just one person that no one care about but without you this site would have no readers so to me, you are the world. Anyway, I’d be excited because that whore would prove my penis works.

Here are some pictures of girls wrestling in their bikinis, it made me laugh, it may not get me hard, but I figure you’re so deprived that you get off to petting your neighbors dog because he licks you.

If I knew where to find these girls or who they were, I’d say let you know where to go sexually harassment. I’d still like to say that I just made you famous, bitch.

Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com

This bitch is a YouTube celebrity, which isn’t saying much but when mainstream media come looking for the next big thing, I am sure that they will end up on the most viewed youtube videos, because mainstream media is perceptive like that. They’ll sign her up and give her a book deal without even watching the garbage bitch produces. So I am hoping that this bitch never gets signed onto anything but maybe the sexual predators list, because let’s face it, there aren’t enough female sexual predators floating around. Her videos have had 250,000 views, about 245,000 more views that any of my stepTV Shit, another clear cut reason why I should quit what I do. However, I was going to write this post to one of her famous YouTube Videos, but I couldn’t go through with it because the bitch’s videos are that fucking bad. Instead, I leave you with a naked picture of her. I figured looking at body that would is to erections, what 3 week old kitchen garbage is to appetite. Either way, I like to think you are already sad enough and watching some fat emo gothic bitch telling stories no one cares about, would put you over the edge.

I know nothing about this cunt because I am not an investigative journalist, but I did find out that she used to take naked pics for money. I found a few message board posts of her saying that she needed money to pay her vet bills and her rent and that she was willing to take pics for money. I am guessing that these are some of the pics she took. I generally only like bitches who get naked for false promises of fame but I every hole is a goal. Cuddles.

Here is a Link to her Hardcore/ Cock Action Pics Go
Here is a Link To Her Youtube Videos That Depress Me GO