Celebrity Boxing: Bob Levy vs. John Wayne Bobbitt!

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Howard Stern regular and comedian, Reverend Bob Levy, will face off against the once penis-less wonder, John Wayne Bobbitt, in a boxing match set for November 15th.

The men will face off at Marple Sports Arena in Broomall, PA at 7:30 P.M.

Levy fought Danny Bonaduce in September and lost.

Other Howard Stern personalities such as Beetlejuice will attend the fight.

Tickets are on sale at Center Stage tickets at 800-677-8499 and the fight will be live on GOFIGHTLIVE.TV.

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Published on November 3rd, 2008 in Danny Bonaduce, Sports, The Other Celebrity Planet

Boxing Match: Danny Bonaduce vs. Jose Canseco

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Having just come off another celebrity boxing win (against Howard Stern regular, Reverand Bob Levy), Danny Bonaduce is ready to jump in the ring once again, this time against Jose Canseco!

The fight is scheduled with the Celebrity Boxing Federation for January 17th.

There is a massive size difference with these two. Canseco, who has been roided out for the majority of his adult life, stands at 6′4″, 240 pounds. Bonaduce is nearly a foot shorter at 5′6″, weighing 165 pounds.

Canseco is convinced that he is going to beat Danny down in the first round, but Danny has responded with, “The bigger they are, the harder they fall.”

Of course I will post more info as the fight date approaches.

This should be a good one!

Team Danny!

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Thank you, Damon Feldman from the Celebrity Boxing Federation.

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Published on October 27th, 2008 in Celebrity Feuds, Danny Bonaduce, Feuds, Jose Canseco, Sports, Sports Figures

Wanted: A Vicious Boxer With Some Cash

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Michael Lohan will be competing in a boxing match for the Long Island Fight for Charity.

His opponent? It could be you!

The Fight For Charity is being held on November 24,2008 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville. The event consists of 10 boxing matches of amateur fighters. Including Lindsay Lohan’s much talked about father, Michael.

Any one wishing to fight good ol’ Mike in three rounds of boxing, can submit an offer to boxing@lifightforcharity.com. Bids are starting at $5,000.

Certain rules and regulations apply based on height, age & weight and the guidelines of USA Boxing as well as the Long Island Fight for Charity. An interview process will take place after the bid is made.

Non-Profit agencies benefitting from the event are the Long Island Community Chest and Family Residence & Essential Enterprises.

Michael Lohan originally challenged Kevin Federline to the Fight for Charity but there was no funding source in the boxing bout. And well, we all know that neither of them have the cash. Heh.

For information to purchase tickets in advance, contact The Fight for Charity at 516-870-1583 or www.lifightforcharity.com

Hurry, the event is usually sold out!

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Published on October 6th, 2008 in Celebrity Good Will, Charity, Michael Lohan, Sports

Reminder: Danny Bonaduce vs. Bob Levy Fight This Saturday!

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This Saturday, September 13th at 7:30 p.m., Danny Bonaduce and ‘Reverend’ Bob Levy (comedian & Howard Stern regular) will face off in a boxing ring to end a quarrel that started back in March.

The video below shows you how it all went down. Bob bitch slapped Danny with an arm like a wet noodle and called him a douchebag - for apparently no reason other than he doesn’t like Danny. How can you not like Danny? He’s a little nuts and all, but that’s what makes him great! You defintiely can’t say he is a bore.

Celebrity Boxing Federation Middleweight champ Danny Bonaduce will take on Howard Stern regular the Reverend Bob Levy at the Marple Sports Arena 611 South Parkway in Broomall,Pa on September 13 at 7:30 P.M.

There be several matches on the undercard as well.

Howard Stern and crew members have announced they will be attending this grudge match.

Tickets go on sale at Center Stage tix on Monday July 28 800-677-8499 or on line at www.ticketlynx.com $40 Ringside and $25 General admission-Standing only $15-a portion of the proceeds will be given MADD ‘mothers against Drunk Driving’ Victims and Robin Quivers Girls Night Out.

Can’t make the fight in person?

For only $4.99 you can watch the brawl live at www.GoFightLive.com!

I’ll be watching! Kick his ass, Danny!

How it all started:

Stumble it!

Published on September 9th, 2008 in Celebrity Feuds, Danny Bonaduce, Feuds, Sports

Hot ot Not?

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Michael Phelps and his eight gold medals on the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated.

Go, Danica!

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Hottie Danica Patrick won her first IndayCar race this weekend, the first time a female has ever won the race. Check out her interview on CNN.

Hayden Panettiere in a Sports Bra again…

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Hayden Panettiere pics

Here is Hayden Panettiere out and about in her little sports bra, which she loves, and I started to love. It’s not even news anymore to see Hayden prancing around in a tight tank-top, yet it never gets old. However, do you know what does get old? My inability to say anything negative about this girl, but let me give this a shot…I got nothing.

I am - Carrie Underwood Playing Softball of the Day

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I was contacted by a retried runway Model from New England. She told me some stories of doing coke, having an eating disorder and retiring from her career when she 24 or some shit. She wanted to write for the site and this is what she came up with for these Carrie Underwood pics….

Here is Carrie Underwood, continuing to milk Idol fame by wearing a hot outfit and pretending to play softball. Bitch is working it for softball/baseball season to promote her shitty country song about some guy cheating on her ass.

Personally, I love the song because it’s a good chick song to scream when you’re driving but I’m a hypocrite because I am dating a married man. Anyway. I’d work that shit, too, if I had such a crappy song on the radio

I think it is pretty fucking boring. I guess she’s fired too. She could written about getting fucked or loving dick or masturbating instead she talks about screaming along to a chick song. If I wrote this post I don’t know what angle I would have taken because I am feeling fucking stupid with a serious lack of sleep, but I am sure it would have been better than this trash…Maybe about when I used to watch the girls in my highschool practice soccer in shorts like this so that I could watch their tits bounce, or maybe talk about how girls who play sports scare me because they are more man that I’ll ever be, but I didn’t write this post and that’s why it sucks.Thanks for nothing asshole.

I am - Stacy Keibler Playing Volleyball of the Day

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Ok - So I haven’t quite got the fat slob strippers out of my system, I wish I wasn’t poisoned by what I saw, but I can’t really help it. I feel this is what kids feel like when they see their parents fuck. I never really knew my parents because my mother was a hooker in Mexico and my dad was one of her John’s, at the time of her death, we had narrowed it down to 10 potential clients of hers, but that doesn’t really matter, what does matter is that she always banged in front of me, but it was her job so I don’t think it was that traumatic, or as traumatic as it would be for you to think of your mom on all fours taking it from your dad….

Either way, these Stacy Keibler playing volleyball pics, remind me that not all girls are lazy slobs who don’t realize they are lazy slobs and decide to live the hot girl with insecurities and daddy issues life as a stripper. Let’s hope that that is all I really have to say about this….because it’s starting to get boring, I know. Just look at the pics…Cuddles…..