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Sienna Miller struts her stuff out on the streets of NYC. I don’t know, I think the jury’s still out on this one. She’s got long legs, but the rack is suspect… I just don’t know. Well, Sienna certainly isn’t hideously ugly or anything like that. And it’s good that she has the confidence to wear little dresses out on the town. That sure as hell’s better than wearing some long, ugly-ass sack.

Although the skirt of the dress kinda looks like a sack. At least it’s short.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

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Sienna Miller apparently had to get away after doing humiliating herself all the press for that mess of a movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, so she fled to Ibiza with her new boyfriend. So it looks like she’s kicked Balthazar Getty to the curb. After he left his wife and four kids and was fired as a regular (supposedly he’ll be on occasionally) on Brothers and Sisters.

Sure, this chick isn’t someone you’d kick out of bed, but is riding her worth a wife, four kids, and a job? I don’t know about that.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

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Sienna Miller is freaking out about the G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra action figure made in her likeness by toymaker, Hasbro.

Sienna, who plays the Baroness in the film, had previously been quite excited about the toy and was keen on telling everyone about it.

“I got measured in this pod so the doll is exactly to scale, every nook and cranny. They showed me my bald head before it was painted on and it was me! That was weird. I’ll have happy nieces and nephews at Christmas time. My Baroness doll is so flexible too. Her foot can even flex 360 degrees. Kids will be killing me though because I’m the baddie.”

Well now that the toy has been released and is in stores, she absolutely hates it, saying it looks nothing like her.

She ranted,

“My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. She looks sort of possessed!”

Here’s a photo of her character in the film… What’s your opinion? I think it looks just like her and that she should stop bitching. It’s the Baroness doll, not a Sienna Miller doll. Geeze. Ungrateful twat!

[NDN]

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Since flaunting her affair with married man and father Balthazar Getty, Sienna Miller has suffered a tremendous backlash from the public, and her fans, who disapprove of her actions.

Sienna’s home was recently vandalized when the word ‘SLUT’ was spray painted on a wall – and now even her biggest supporters are turning their backs on the actress.

The webmasters at SiennaMiller.org are considering shutting down their site, feeling disgraced by the woman they looked up to.

A recent post on the site says,

“I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004.  When Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who is married and does have four children (including a baby) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window.  Topless on a beach with a married man – come on, Sienna, you know the paparazzi are going to be around.”

[WENN]

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After the devastating sex romp Balthazar Getty had with actress Sienna Miller you’d think Getty’s wife would be on her way to an attorney’s office plotting ways to squeeze every last dime out of her cheating hubby.

But that’s not the case.

You see, Balthazar isn’t swimming in millions just because he is a member of the oil tycoon family. In fact, he is getting zero allowance from his elders, leaving him to bring home the bacon the honest way. By working.  And he hasn’t been doing much of that.

The only money that Baltahazar and wife Rosetta have coming in is from his work on ‘Brothers and Sisters’. So basically, Rosetta is staying with him until that money is all gone, or she won’t leave him if another well paying role drops in his lap.

It’s all about the Benjamin’s, baby.

And can you blame her? She’s raising the couple’s four children and would have a hard time doing it on her own.

One thing is for sure, the Getty family is on Rosetta’s side and have been helping her out in every way possible. The family feels shamed and embarrassed for the affair between Balthazar and Sienna.

So if he wants a divorce, he’s going to have to do it on his own – without the support of his family. Which we doubt he can afford.

Stumble it!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Someone vandalized Sienna Miller’s home by spray painting ‘SLUT’ in big letters on the wall.

The word was accompanied by a circle with an ‘X’ in it, and The Sun, being the drama queens that they are, say it “looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan.”  Umm, no. It’s a circle with an ‘X’ in it. Get real, people.

No one caught the person who did it, but you know that they are sitting back, having a nice little laugh over this. And I’m sure Balthazar Getty’s wife is too.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Here is Sienna Miller on the cover of Elle Magazine. You may be wondering why I posted such ordinary pictures on such an extraordinary website, but I have an answer for you: DerekHail.com loves blond women almost as much as he loves beer, hot dogs, and pissing himself drunk after a night of drinking. What a great explanation.

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You probably saw the naked photos of Sienna Miller on the set of her upcoming film, Hippie Hippie Shake, that were leaked online last October.

In the film, Sienna is a 60s peace & love child, and has two sex scenes in the film, requiring her to put all her (well used) ladyparts on display.

There was only one problem. Sienna lacked the wild and crazy ‘bush’ that women in those days rocked.

A studio source told UK’s Mirror,

“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties, and this extends to her personal upkeep. Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes. Meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.”

He added, “A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”

A merkin? Can someone tell me how it is that I have have never heard this word before – because it’s totally my new favorite word. I had to Google a merkin (I just said it again, heh) and see what one of these creatures looks like. I wasn’t disappointed. For only $38, you too can have a lovely full on beard for your clam- made of real human hair, from men’s chest hair, of course.

What an awesome April Fool’s joke.

Heh.

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You don’t see me posting about Sienna Miller much because, basically, I can’t stand the dirty twat.

If you’re a whore, you’re a whore – but sluts who sleep with married guys are the lowest of stank tramps on the stripper pole. I’ve had it out for Sienna since she was screwing a married Jude Law.

Poor Balthaazar Getty’s wife, she’s apparently “humiliated” by her husband’s public dalliances with Miller. Who wouldn’t be? The couple have 4 children together, including a 10-month-old. They have been married for 8 years but are said to have been living separate lives for a little while.

When Sienna sees something she wants – she f*cks it. I’m just hoping karma is around the corner waiting to f*ck her..

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Sienna Miller broke up with fiancé Rhys Ifans last weekend over her insatiable need for penis his jealousy issues. A source told The Sun:

“Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages for ‘incriminating evidence’. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him. She compared him to a spotlight shining in her face all the time. She couldn’t… cope with his jealousy.

He is heartbroken they have split.”

Nothing could be as heartbreaking as that damn hairstyle of his. It’s like Rod Stewart and Quasimodo made a hair baby. Seriously, where do you even get that cut? Other than a bell tower in Notre Dame? I’m guessing you tell your stylist, “Think Jeff Daniels in ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ No, no — more disheveled! Try these pinking shears!” before just using a lighter to burn the ends off yourself.

Sienna as The Baroness on the set of G.I. Joe:

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Superhero fatigue has only just begun, my dahlings, and while I can indulge in a side of Robert Downey Jr. just as easily as any fanboy, the appeal of a live action G.I. Joe film completely evades me. This is perhaps because, even as a fairly hardcore tomboy, I preferred grooming my stable of My Little Pony-oriented hunks of plastic rather than strategize with a homogenous, army-green sea of plastic hunks. Whatever works.

Somebody important obviously believes a market for this film exists, for Paramount Pictures is currently shooting the G.I. Joe film in Prague. Since a leather-clad babe generally doesn’t hurt matters, I can only see the positive aspects of Sienna Miller taking on the role of the Baroness. Of course, these bloodied-up images of Sienna sort of remind me of Le Chiffre, who just happens to conjure up thoughts of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Naturally, this could be part of the attraction. Bloody hell.

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It’s a day ending in “y,” so by my calculations, it’s time for Sienna Miller to show us her snatch/tits again! And in case you missed her boobs the first time she pulled her bikini top down (photo left), then check out the tit-tastic view when she pulls her top up (photo right). And then down again (thumbnail 4)! And now back up again (thumbnail 2)! And then check out the view when she circles them with magic marker and puts flashing police lights on either side of them and has a little midget in a rhinestone jumpsuit scream “SIENNA MILLER TITTIES” out of a megaphone while blasting an airhorn and throwing confetti! I’m not one hundred percent sure here, but I think she might want us to check out her boobies. Of course, that’s just an educated guess. Don’t quote me on that.