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Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine

Megan Fox is in our faces again, whether you like it or not – and she is bringing her vagina with her.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Fox does what she does best. Toys with the media, and men in particular. She knows she has sex written all over her. She’s 23, has a perfect body – give or take a couple of bad tattoos – alluring eyes that pierce you, and a full, pouty mouth. Or is that potty mouth?

That’s right, Megan likes to talk nasty. And if her looks aren’t enough to grab your attention, her vocabulary will.

This time Megan talks about the magical powers of her sacred vagina. I kid not. She says she owes her mystical prowess to “a powerful, confident vagina.”

Well let’s just let it all hang out, baby! Whip that vagina out onto the table and let’s talk about it!

Megan goes on to say that, “Men are scared of vaginas,” which, OK, let’s stop right here. I am going to go ahead and call this one out for what it is. Men are NOT afraid of vaginas! Have you ever met a man who would cringe around one? Ok, gays, stay out of this.. Men LOVE vagina. Men would have vagina for breakfast, lunch and dinner if they could. They would wash with it, wear it to work, and let it hold the remote for crissakes. Megan, c’mon sister, your pearls of vagde knowledge are weak!

[RS]

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Watch out, the B.A.B. is coming through!

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Charlize Theron attends New York City’s Fashion Night Out at the Dior store.

Her new movie “The Road” is due out in theaters on October 16th. Charlize is my girl crush. Those eyes! Rawwwr.

Yep, I wanna be her.

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Carrie Milbank of NHL.com

Carrie Milbank is a mega-HOT topic on the internet at the moment, so I thought I would satisfy your thirst by posting a little info and some hot pics of Carrie for you.

Carrie Milbank hails from Houston, Texas and got her career going after being a Houston Texans cheerleader. She was such a hot she became an MVP and went to the NFL Pro Bowl to represent her squad.

While still cheerleading, she landed a job as a correspondent for FOX’s NFL Under the Helmet. After leaving cheerleading, she became a writer, producer, and host for the show, Hot On!.

Carrie currently hosts The Hockey Show on the NHL network and is a sports and entertainment contributor on FOX Business Network’s America’s Nightly Scoreboard.

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Megan Fox looking fabulous at the premiere of ‘Transformers 2 – Revenge of the Fallen’, in London.

Ok, I love Megan, but to be honest with you, I’m starting to get a little burned out. The thumb thing, her and Brian Austin Green, blah, blah, blah. This might be the last post on her for a bit. But I have said that about others before and then something pops up. I’ll admit it.. (eg. Speidi)

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Honestly, I am so over Jessica Alba, but still, I guess I have to admit she is a smoking hot babe.

Jessica is featured on Campari’s 2009 calendar, and will have your temperature rising for 12 straight months.

The shots were directed by Jean Paul-Goude and photographed by Mario Testino.

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Yesterday we told you about People magazine choosing Hugh Jackman as their 2008 Sexiest Man of the Year.

I have to say I was disappointed. But as you saw in our post, People magazine really never gets it right, just look at their track record.

Sure, they have chosen some men who deserved the title at the time, but c’mon, multiple covers of Clooney, Pitt and Gere? Surely there are more fish in the sea.

Today I stumbled upon Salon.com’s assumed answer to People’s Sexiest Man title. And they actually got it right!

Salon named Robert Downey Jr. as their Sexiest Man of the Year, and I have to agree.

Downey Jr. may have had many peaks and valleys in his personal and professional life, but he has weathered the storms and is a survivor.

We have watched him fight personal demons, we have seen him at his lowest. Yet somehow he has managed to rise to the top again. You can’t deny his amazing talent and well, the guy is just downright likable.

I have had a crush on Mr. Downey since he played Ian in Weird Science. (Which I really need to see again!) He played an asshole valley boy who was absolutely 80s delicious.

Then there was Less Than Zero which pretty much foreshadowed the drug abuse that would soon destroy Downey’s life. Let’s just hope he never sucked dick for blow..heh.

Anyhow, fast forward to 2008 and Downey is on top of the world. Starring in one of the biggest hits of the year, Iron Man, Downey is once again back where he belongs. In the spotlight.

He is not only talented, he is incredibly sexy, smart, witty and complex. He’s been around for years and many of us have grown up with him.

Now, I’m not bashing Mr. Jackman, but c’mon, I didn’t even know who he was until not too long ago. He cannot hold a candle to the handsome, lovable and persevering Robert Downey Jr.

So I say “Bravo!” Salon.com!  You definitely nailed this one.

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Yesterday we told you about People magazine choosing Hugh Jackman as their 2008 Sexiest Man of the Year.

I have to say I was disappointed. But as you saw in our post, People magazine really never gets it right, just look at their track record.

Sure, they have chosen some men who deserved the title at the time, but c’mon, multiple covers of Clooney, Pitt and Gere? Surely there are more fish in the sea.

Today I stumbled upon Salon.com’s assumed answer to People’s Sexiest Man title. And they actually got it right!

Salon named Robert Downey Jr. as their Sexiest Man of the Year, and I have to agree.

Downey Jr. may have had many peaks and valleys in his personal and professional life, but he has weathered the storms and is a survivor.

We have watched him fight personal demons, we have seen him at his lowest. Yet somehow he has managed to rise to the top again. You can’t deny his amazing talent and well, the guy is just downright likable.

I have had a crush on Mr. Downey since he played Ian in Weird Science. (Which I really need to see again!) He played an asshole valley boy who was absolutely 80s delicious.

Then there was Less Than Zero which pretty much foreshadowed the drug abuse that would soon destroy Downey’s life. Let’s just hope he never sucked dick for blow..heh.

Anyhow, fast forward to 2008 and Downey is on top of the world. Starring in one of the biggest hits of the year, Iron Man, Downey is once again back where he belongs. In the spotlight.

He is not only talented, he is incredibly sexy, smart, witty and complex. He’s been around for years and many of us have grown up with him.

Now, I’m not bashing Mr. Jackman, but c’mon, I didn’t even know who he was until not too long ago. He cannot hold a candle to the handsome, lovable and persevering Robert Downey Jr.

So I say “Bravo!” Salon.com!  You definitely nailed this one.

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Carmen Electra is set to do yet another Playboy photoshoot.

Electra, 36, has been featured on the magazine numerous times, the first time being 13-years ago.

This time the sultry vixen will take center stage in an eight-page pictorial for the upcoming 55th Playboy anniversary issue in January 2009.

The magazine will hit shelves in December.

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I love Kate Winslet! She is a timeless beauty, an amazing actress and is unscathed by the pitfalls of Hollywood.

Read her interview in Vanity Fair here.

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When it came to being blessed with looks, Megan Fox was in the front of the damn line.

And bitch took more than her fair share, leaving the rest of us to scamper for her leftovers. Seriously, this woman is mesmerizing. She is so gorgeous I can’t help but just stare at her flawlessness.

Slap my ass and call me Nikita!

Oh yeah, Shia Labeouf was there too..

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Oh, that tongue!

Move over Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox is the new object of everyone’s desire.

Megan sort of has that Angelina look about her, but amazingly enough, is even hotter than Angelina in her Tomb Raider days. My opinion, of course, but hell, this bitch is HOT.

The latest issue of GQ will have the boys wanking and the girls dying their hair jet black.

Megan strips down to a bikini in this super sexy & playfully seductive photo shoot.

In the magazine, Megan admits that she once fell in love with a girl.  And not just any girl- but a hot Russian stripper.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided – oh man, sorry, mommy! – that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Fox added that Nikita did “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.”

She admits that she tried coercing the stripper to quit her job and to fall in love with her by buying gifts, but that in the end it didn’t work out.  Despite this relationship, Megan insists she is not gay.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian.  I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.  She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

Fox also voiced her opinion on Disney and the way it treats it’s young female stars such as Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, who were both forced to apologize after racy pics found there way onto the internet.

“[Disney takes] these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”

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