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Brad Pitt joined Angelina Jolie on the red carpet in Cannes for the premiere of Angie’s latest movie “Kung Fu Panda” yesterday. Brad couldn’t even muster a smile the entire time he was there, presumably suffering from Oh-My-God-What-The-Fuck-Have-I-Done syndrome associated with fathering six children. You remember the OMGWTFHID face. It’s the one your dad made when he found out you dropped out of law school to enroll in the interpretive dance academy and got knocked up by that “Nouveau Communist” cashier at the organic grocery store. It’s the same face you make when you catch an episode of “The Hills” or the person before you forgets to flush.

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Thousands of women and gay men gathered outside Leicester Square for “Sex and the City’s” London premiere yesterday. The big buzz, of course, was Sarah Jessica Parker’s hideous hat, which served as a welcome distraction from decidedly mixed reviews of the film. The Times of London says

“There may be a problem with stretching Sex and the City into a two hour and twenty minute film – it can feel like a never ending dinner party: however pleasant the courses, after a while you can hardly eat another one.”

But of the hat:

Parker topped her custom “pistachio prom-style” Alexander McQueen dress with a made-for-her hat from legendary designer Philip Treacy. Parker’s piece included butterflies, a giant lime-hued rose, some greenery and an acorn top.

All the hat was missing was a mischievous squirrel who pops out at regulated intervals while Benny Hill zips around on a tiny bicycle to campy theme music. That’s probably all the movie was missing, too. You can never have too many impish rodents in a movie, I always say. I also say “God’s wounds!” and “Galatiriel’s beard,” but in this case, I found they didn’t really apply, mostly because I wasn’t at a Renaissance fair or online with my coven.

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Scarlett Johansson arrived at premiere of her new movie “The Other Boleyn Girl” in London yesterday with one of the gayest-looking tattoos I’ve ever seen. And right in the middle of her forearm, too, so there’s no hiding it unless she’s in long-sleeves or maybe a Technicolor Dreamcoat. I suppose it’s better than something trite like a Playboy bunny or a yin-yang, but it’s still pretty fucking lame. And then that got me to thinking — what are the lamest tattoos out there? The top ten lamest, to be exact?

10. Any Asian symbols or characters. You might think they stand for some profound Eastern philosophy when they really probably say “Kung Pao Chicken” or “I take it in the ass” in Korean.

9. Grateful Dead dancing bears. What a long, clichéd trip it’s been.

8. The Comedy/Tragedy Masks — comedy for us, tragedy for you

7. Anything with a wolf or predatory cat

6. Yosemite Sam “Back Off!”

5. Thug Life — unless you’re Tupac, you unoriginal bastard

4. Tribal arm bands. Sorry, you’ve now joined the ranks of Nick Lachey. Not cool.

3. Tribal arm band with dream catcher. Even gayer than the original.

2. Portraits of anyone. This goes double for portraits of Jesus with a crown of thorns.

1. Encrypted floor plans for a maximum security prison housing your wrongfully accused brother

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Scarlett Johansson arrived at premiere of her new movie “The Other Boleyn Girl” in London yesterday with one of the gayest-looking tattoos I’ve ever seen. And right in the middle of her forearm, too, so there’s no hiding it unless she’s in long-sleeves or maybe a Technicolor Dreamcoat. I suppose it’s better than something trite like a Playboy bunny or a yin-yang, but it’s still pretty fucking lame. And then that got me to thinking — what are the lamest tattoos out there? The top ten lamest, to be exact?

10. Any Asian symbols or characters. You might think they stand for some profound Eastern philosophy when they really probably say “Kung Pao Chicken” or “I take it in the ass” in Korean.

9. Grateful Dead dancing bears. What a long, clichéd trip it’s been.

8. The Comedy/Tragedy Masks — comedy for us, tragedy for you

7. Anything with a wolf or predatory cat

6. Yosemite Sam “Back Off!”

5. Thug Life — unless you’re Tupac, you unoriginal bastard

4. Tribal arm bands. Sorry, you’ve now joined the ranks of Nick Lachey. Not cool.

3. Tribal arm band with dream catcher. Even gayer than the original.

2. Portraits of anyone. This goes double for portraits of Jesus with a crown of thorns.

1. Encrypted floor plans for a maximum security prison housing your wrongfully accused brother

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Petra Nemcova attended the premiere of the movie “The Diving Bell” while wearing a sexy top hat, fishermen’s hat, ah screw it. She’s wearing a cool black hat. I’ve always had a thing for women who wear exotic hats and Petra Nemcova pulls it off perfectly. However, being a man, I’ve never understood the point of a small carry purse. I mean, what do you do with it and how do you not forget it everywhere you go?

Anyway, back to the movie “The Diving Bell.” It’s a film about the Elle editor who suffered from a stroke that left him completely paralyzed in every part of his body except his left eye. It’s supposedly a true story and if you want more info on it, check IMDB

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Here is Kim Kardashian at the premiere of “Somebody Help Me.” I could attempt to try and think of something witty, but honestly, how many different ways can I say “boobs?” Breasts, jugs, headlights, fun bags, watermelons, tits, boobs, bresticles, peaks, “momma,” baseballs, mammaries, bosom, udders, yabos, plums, grapefruits, bongos, basketballs, golf balls and I’ve got nothing else. You know what the bottom line is and here they are.

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If you’re not familiar with Kelly Carlson from Nip/Tuck, now is the time you get to know her. Here she is at the Season 5 premiere of Nip/Tuck over this past weekend and while she may not have stolen the red carpet with a crotch shot, she did a good enough job with blonde hair and red lipstick. I know she may not be equivalent to some of the other resident hotties such as Hayden Panettiere or Keeley Hazell, but she should suffice for a Monday morning at 1:44 AM. It’s not like I’m trying to force you to look at pictures of Rosie O’Donnell or Michael Jackson, so be grateful and remember the website you love.

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Keira Knightley is pictured at the “Atonement” premiere at the Toronto Film Festival and she still appears anorexic. While I have no idea what this “Atonement” movie is about, based on the pictures I’m inclined to think it’s a gaggle of anorexic women trying to find ways to hide food from their parents. The best part is, they never succeed.

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El Cantante premiered in New York last night — and here are the red carpet photos of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. As you can see, J. Lo commits fashion atrocity by unwisely pairing a taffeta 1976 prom dress with matching, caked on salmon colored lipstick. Rat Face, on the other hand, plays it safe by just sniveling around in the background — while the paparazzi collectively avoids him like the herpes.

To the untrained eye, it may not be clear that Rat Face was even in attendance at all, so I’ve taken the liberty of drawing these helpful arrows pointing him out — more after the jump!

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My recent love-hate relationship with Adriana Lima has been quite the roller coaster ride. However, I’m beginning to discover that I just don’t like Adriana Lima candid pictures. She acts too silly.

Adriana Lima is a model and her main purpose is not to smile or act goofy. She needs to act sexy. Sexy I said! Put away her make-shift table cloth and throw the girl a pair of underwear and a can of whip-cream. Perfect!

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Lindsay Lohan, while attending The Tudors premiere (Popbytes was there too!), kept unusual company. Although I’m not really sure who he is – I don’t keep track of many males in Hollywood, I am quite positive he is several years her senior. Sure, it could have just been an innocent encounter, but it could have been much more given Lindsay’s reputation. However, lets not speculate and assume they are “Just Friends.”

In addition, why does it seem like Lindsay Lohan’s breasts change sizes on the regular? Push-up bras, padded bras, breast implants, and hormones are really screwing with my breast watching abilities. It’s time to consult an expert…

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Lindsay Lohan, who supposedly left rehab, appears to still attempting to become rehabilitated. Unfortunately for Lindsay, the doctors banned her from her own film premiere because of the fear it may harm her progress. According to the Chronicle,

A source said: “The doctors have told her she has got to stay put as leaving the centre would interfere with her treatment.”

The medics were apparently worried the 20-year-old might give into temptation and start drinking again.

I mean, honestly. No one becomes rehabilitated in less than a week. How do you wake up a week later, after a 1 year long drunken binge, and decide you’re no longer an alcoholic? At this point, the amount of “treatment” has been so minimal, that losing her to another alcoholic binge might even help the situation as a form of shock therapy because we all know how shocked she’ll be when she ends up naked in some parking lot 4am in the morning wondering where the doctors are.

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