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Marge Simpson is a Playboy Cover Model

Cartoon character Marge Simpson is gracing the cover of the November 2009 issue of Playboy magazine.

“The Devil in Marge Simpson” issue will hit newsstands October 16th.

(No, I am not going to make a joke about the carpet matching the drapes because TMZ already stole that one from Entertainment Tonight, – who posted the story yesterday!)

I remember stealing dad’s Playboys as a kid, (yes, even I did it!) and I bet any kid who just so happens to run across dad’s Marge Simpson Playboy issue will surely have a read! Who’s next? Dora the Explorer? Just sayin’…

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Will Kate Gosselin accept the offer from Playboy?

Just what you always wanted to see, right? A mother of 8 pose in Playboy!

Octomom turned the same offer down, (thank gawd!) but I don’t think she has had as much body work as Kate has. She has a touch of ‘Tara Reid Tummy”. It just doesn’t quite look right. It’s obvious that she’s had it pulled, yanked and the fat sucked out!

The latest on the Jon & Kate Plus blah, blah, blah… is that Ms. Gosselin has been offered $400,000 to pose nude for the gentleman’s magazine. Star magazine quotes a “source” as saying: “Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away! She didn’t think it was appropriate because of the children.”

Yeah, since when is what’s best for her children matter?

Doubtful she’ll do it, but Playboy certainly gets a TON of publicity whether or not these crazies accept their offer. Playboy isn’t stupid. No mater what whack-job is in the news, *ahem* Lindsay Lohan *ahem* Playboy knows how to create a buzz.

Get used to it!

[NYDN]

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Will Lindsay Lohan appear in Playboy?

Playboy has offered Lindsay Lohan nearly $1M to appear in it’s magazine.

Lohan, who turned down an offer of $500K last year, has a new deal sitting on the table from the editors of the men’s magazine. The offer has almost doubled and is sitting at $900,000.

Do you think Lindsay should do it? I do! I think she could get away with pulling a Heidi Montag and not showing any skin for that amount. Heidi was recently paid $500,000 for her Playboy cover and non-nude pics. I mean, if Heidi can make $500K at that, Lindsay surely must be worth $900K. Firecrotch or no firecrotch! Besides, it’s not like we haven’t seen her nipples before (the Marilyn photos, or hell, the pics from WAY back in 2004 when she ‘accidentally’ slipped a nip) OR her vagina (the no panty wearing Lindsay in the green dress stepping off a boat).

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Heidi Montag poses with her Playboy cover

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used a movie premiere to promote Heidi’s Playboy pics.

Covered in mud and wearing a white bikini, Heidi is Playboy’s cover model for September 2009.

And in true Speidi fashion, the couple introduced the Playboy cover at an event other than their own. They attended the “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra” movie premiere and that’s where they chose to promote themselves. Making it all about them, once again. Who invited them anyhow? Whoever it was…you moron!

Despite claiming to be a devout Christian and praying publicly all the time, Heidi has no problem when it comes to being the object of men’s lust. She says, “I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we’re born naked. We die naked. I don’t think it’s something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of.”

But wait a minute, God created yours and you weren’t satisfied with it! The plastic surgeon created yours, sweetheart!

[MTV]

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Kendra Wilkinson married Hank Baskett at the Playboy Mansion in Bel Air last weekend.

We now have photos of the wedding ceremony. As beautiful as it may be, I still think it’s a little weird that Kendra chose, and Hank agreed to, having their wedding at the Playboy mansion. It’s like everyone is just pretending she never banged the octogenarian who lives there!

If that isn’t a great start to a doomed marriage – I don’t know what is!

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Former Playboy model, reality TV star, and Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson got hitched over the weekend to backup Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett at the Playboy Mansion.

This just proves that when nothing else is going on, The Kidd will report on just about anything.

In other news, there were undigested pieces of corn in my… hey… what’re you doing…? Stop trying to take this keyboard from me. This is all breaking news…

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Over the weekend, the new issue of Playboy hit newsstands, complete with one of their more controversial pictorials – one that involves the model WEARING CLOTHES!!!

Olivia Munn, of G4’s Attack of the Show, can be seen in this month’s Playboy.  That should be awesome, because she’s hot, but winds up being totally not awesome due to the inclusion of clothes in her pictures. A Playboy without nudity is like a world without sunshine, and that’s something I want no part of… not for a cover price of $6.99, at least.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Next you’re going to tell me that all of these girls are airbrushed, and they don’t really look like that… Wait… what…? OH, THE HUMANITY!!! I guess that explains why it appears Munn has no nipples in some of these pictures. Good thing for her, too, because I was worried there was something medically wrong with her.

When did Playboy decide they wanted to be more like Maxim though? Probably right around the same time I decided to cancel my subscription. Hello, Operator…?

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Carrie Prejean is hitting back at Donald Trump, Shanna Moakler and the Miss USA California organization saying that she was forced out.

Prejean says that she was asked to do a semi-nude Playboy spread for $140,000 and appear on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”, by one of the head pageant organizers, Keith Lewis. She says she refused both offers.

On the other hand, Lewis claims that Prejean was never told she HAD to take the jobs, and adds that she had specifically requested that all and any offers be brought to the table.

The former Miss USA California went on to tell TMZ that she is “shocked” and had no idea that she was going to be fired. She says she actually found out online. How’s that for a slap in the face?

She is also denying Donald Trump’s claim that she missed numerous events under her contract.

She even hinted at Shanna Moakler as being the mastermind behind her firing. She says:

“What’s behind this I think is a political debate. They don’t agree with the stance that I took. Shanna is trying to bash me. They don’t like me. From day one they wanted me out and they got what they wanted.”

Trump might just want to step aside because this is turning into a ‘Carrie Prejean vs. Shanna Moakler’ Celebrity Deathmatch!

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Chelsea Handler will be in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine and here is a sneak peek.

Handler poses naked, with only an Applause sign to cover her rear. Now, I most certainly LOVE Chelsea, but still, it’s amazing what the old airbrush can do!

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Sorry boys, but we’re stuck with Carol Alt as our December Playboy covergirl.

Not that that’s a bad thing necessarily, I actually like Carol, but would prefer by 100x to see Dita Von Teese in the centerfold than I would a model twenty-years past her prime. Sorry, Carol.

Besides, Dita is such great eye candy. Whether you think she is beautiful or not, you know you love to stare.

See unedited pics at Germany’s Playboy website.

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Carmen Electra is set to do yet another Playboy photoshoot.

Electra, 36, has been featured on the magazine numerous times, the first time being 13-years ago.

This time the sultry vixen will take center stage in an eight-page pictorial for the upcoming 55th Playboy anniversary issue in January 2009.

The magazine will hit shelves in December.

[WENN]

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I already can’t stand these two!

But I tell you what, these 19-year-old  bimbos are loving the attention right now.

TMZ cameras caught the sisters out and about, in slinky black dresses and their hair curled and sprayed to perfection.

The photogs tried prying some info out of them but they kept quiet, instead posing for cameras with their big ol’ bobbleheads rotating for the cameras.

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