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In her recent Campari campaign, Alba’s hips were shaved off, her waist was slimmed and her breasts were lifted in an effort to make her body appear more Barbie like.
And we wonder why women have body image issues!
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And look! No crazy ass pulsating veins popping out of her arms!
But of course, her legs are spread. As always. Bitch sits like she has a swollen nutsack all the time.
Madge, who is already a multimillionaire many times over, was paid an astonishing $8+ MILLION for doing this shoot!!! If the nutsack comment didn’t make you gag, that fun fact might have.
Besides her majesty, I will say that I am loving the shoes in these shots – they are freaking hawt!
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
I have a hard time believing this is the real deal, but it is surely entertaining nonetheless.
Mariah Carey and Beyonce cannot even TOUCH this horrendous photoshop job!
[KidFury]
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Ok, a lot.
Kelly graces the cover of Shape magazine for the second time this year in it’s November issue.
Ripa, who has long joked about her “outtie” bellybutton, has had her navel airbrushed on every single cover. Shape decided to completely change it and Fitness simply ‘beautified’ it.
The real deal:
[HP]
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David over at Pretty on the Outside had a little photoshop fun with Brody Jenner after learning about his new, seemingly very gay reality show.
If you haven’t heard about it yet, read about it – in all it’s hot boy glory, HERE.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Remember when I used to do those Conan O’Brien-ish ‘If They Mated’ posts? If you have read the Smack long enough, you’ll recall.
Well, David over at Pretty on the Outside came up with a genius rendition of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon morphed together. I’d like to think this is the lovechild of the two. Isn’t she/he gorgeous? Heh.
Check out David’s site for more celebrity photoshop/artsy-fartsy fun! He rocks!
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Extra’s version of Britney, 50 years old
Extra! used Aprilage software from April Development, Inc. to ‘age’ Britney 25 years.
However, I wasn’t really impressed with the results. It looked like all they did was work a rolling pin over her face. I thought I could do a better job of aging Britney with only my mad MS Paint skillz.
Here’s what Britney is more likely to look like in 25 years…heh.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Oh, what would she do without airbrushing?
This is the infamous OK! photo shoot where she arrived 45 minutes late, showed up with three friends, a bodyguard, her personal assistant and her puppy.
She also insisted she use her own hair and makeup people. She hated nearly all the wardrobe and her dog did too. He pooped on a $7,000 dress. Britney rivaled the incident by eating chicken then wiping her fingers on a $274 dress that she had refused to take off before eating.
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