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Famed southern writer Eudora Welty once wrote, “A good snapshot stops a moment from running away.” Except for in the case of Heather Locklear, where all it stops is your right hand from going anywhere near your penis.

Heather from a more flattering angle on the set of “Flirting With Forty:”

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Miley Cyrus issued a statement apologizing for those suggestive MySpace pictures and for a photo shoot in next month’s Vanity Fair in which she appears to be topless. People Magazine quotes her as saying:

On Vanity Fair:

“I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

On the MySpace pictures:

“The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots. I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect. I never intended for any of this to happen and I am truly sorry if I have disappointed anyone.

Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life’s journey.”

The Disney Channel’s spin on it:

“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”

And lastly, Vanity Fair’s take on it:

“Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley. The photo suggests that she is [naked], but she is not. She is covered by a sheet, and beneath the sheet she is clothed.”

Originally, she was in a flesh-colored tank top but was asked to remove it.”

And MY take on it:

Jesus H. Christ. If we’re going to start arguing the hypersexualization of little girls, how ’bout we start with those god-awful Bratz dolls that every seven year old in pigtails seems to have? That Vanity Fair photo is no more provocative than a halter top, but this little yo-ho looks like she’s about to offer me a half and half plus Greek if I want to come up three o’clock. Those are awfully big words to have to explain to a second grader. Fortunately, pointing and lewd hand gestures still do the trick in Nepal. Sex sells, sweethearts!

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Jennifer Lopez, never one to shy away from outrageous and ridiculous demands (White flowers. White tablecloths. White curtains. White candles. White couches. Coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise!), is taking “diva status” to a whole new level with her upcoming People Magazine baby shoot. According to TMZ

Not only has Jennifer Lopez sold her baby pics to People mag for a cool $6 mil — she got the mag to agree to stop calling her JLo! JLo [also insisted] that her hubby Marc Anthony be the one to shoot the photos.

… Thereby assuring that the undersigned Jennifer Lopez, hereby referred to on this site as “JLo,” “J-Ho” and “J-Blow,” respectively, assumes all responsibility for actual, consequential, incidental, special or exemplary damages resulting from, caused by or associated with such a stupid fucking useless demand in the first place.

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Jennifer Lopez, never one to shy away from outrageous and ridiculous demands (White flowers. White tablecloths. White curtains. White candles. White couches. Coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise!), is taking “diva status” to a whole new level with her upcoming People Magazine baby shoot. According to TMZ

Not only has Jennifer Lopez sold her baby pics to People mag for a cool $6 mil — she got the mag to agree to stop calling her JLo! JLo [also insisted] that her hubby Marc Anthony be the one to shoot the photos.

… Thereby assuring that the undersigned Jennifer Lopez, hereby referred to on this site as “JLo,” “J-Ho” and “J-Blow,” respectively, assumes all responsibility for actual, consequential, incidental, special or exemplary damages resulting from, caused by or associated with such a stupid fucking useless demand in the first place.

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Supermodel Kate Moss has persuaded designer Roberto Cavalli to include boyfriend Pete Doherty in his latest fashion campaign. According to the Daily Mail

… It seems Cavalli’s hand of friendship extends to [Kate’s] love life, as a heavily made up Pete [Doherty] becomes a fashion model for the designer’s autumn/winter collection. [Kate] is noticeably free of the wrinkles and gaunt complexion we have been used to seeing while [she] is off duty. Pete Doherty is pictured as a young Marlon Brando – his heavy eye-makeup, moody lighting and expensive threads show the man we are used to seeing drugged up, sweating and spotty. He is rumoured to be receiving a six-figure sum with Moss for two promotional campaigns for the Italian fashion tycoon.

My question is, why even bother with models anymore? Clearly PhotoShop has eliminated the need for a person to actually be attractive. For instance, Kate Moss really looks like this. And this. And everybody knows just how hideously ugly Pete Doherty is. Cavalli could just have marched into a free clinic and offered ten bucks and a carton of Merit Ultra Lights to whomever was inside and gotten the same results a lot cheaper. Or into a burn ward, for that matter. Or he could have just grabbed a big pile of afterbirth and placentas and wrapped a feather boa around it and instructed it to “make love to the camera.” I’m sure the post-retouching final results would look about the same.

More of “Pete” and “Kate’s” Cavalli shoot after the jump

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Christina Ricci revealed she sent in sexually explicit pictures of herself to land the role of a sex abuse victim in her controversial new movie “Black Snake Moan,” which also stars Samuel L. Jackson and Justin Timberlake. The 26-year-old actress spends most of the movie half-naked and chained to a radiator. She says:

“My agent inundated writer/director Craig Brewer with photo shoots I’d done that are pure sex shoots.”

Some years ago, I sent pictures of myself naked to land a role in “Legends of the Fall,” but somehow, Brad Pitt got the role instead of me. My pictures landed on an amateur porn site and I became famous at the office. But for the wrong reasons.