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Sorry Ozzy, but all that plastic surgery and hair dye has got you looking a little feminine these days..

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Watch out folks, Ozzy Osbourne is on the road.

For the first time in his life, Ozzy Osbourne is legal to drive. The Oz posted the message on his Facebook & Twitter pages last week expressing excitement of his achievement, and cautioning people. “…so watch out!”

Thanks for the warning, Oz!

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Ozzy Osbourne and wife Sharon with children Kelly, Jack and Aimee.

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“I’m trying to paint a realistic picture of who my father is. I think The Osbournes, to a degree, tarnished the public’s perception of my dad as a bit of a senile, funny, bumbling guy. Yeah, my dad can be that guy, but it’s not him. I think that almost discredited who he is as an artist. My dad’s not an idiot — he’s nothing short of a genius, in my opinion. He does have huge flaws, and we’re trying to really paint an honest picture of that.”

- Ozzy Osbourne’s son, Jack Osbourne, is working on a documentary about his father that he hopes will show his real side.

Stumble it!

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A little old, but still well worth reporting: Now that Amy Winehouse is out of rehab and looking, if not good, at least less godawful than she looked a month ago, she’s decided to take the next logical step and move in to Ozzy Osbourne’s guest cottage:

The cottage is perfect. And there will be no temptations like there are in London. Also, the security around the house is already tight after a spate of break-ins so there is no chance of anyone being able to follow her.

It makes more sense than hanging out with Pete Doherty. Of course, fighting your addiction by praying to a stalk of broccoli while wearing a live badger for a hat makes more sense than hanging out with Pete Doherty, so that’s really not setting the bar terribly high. The main virtue of this plan is that it has the makings of the greatest reality TV show ever. If VH1 or Fuse TV can get a camera crew in there to record Amy Winehouse, zoned out of her mind on animal tranquilizers, careening around on an ATV while Ozzy Osbourne screams five solid minutes of bleeped-out profanity at her, I’ll rearrange my entire schedule just to be on the couch in front of the TV at the start of every episode. Tivo be damned.

(Via ONTD.)

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You just gotta love the competitive nature of the news networks in their almighty battle for ratings. Poor Ozzy Osbourne, who can barely stand up to urinate and once attended rehab under the impression there would be a bar, has been enlisted as a ratings tool by CNN. Newsanchor Anderson Cooper, who is apparently quite lenient in his definition of “celebrity newscaster,â€? brought Ozzy onto his program for an audition of sorts:

We have a finalist in our search for the Voice of 360. Ever since NBC hired Michael Douglas to introduce their nightly newscast, we have been auditioning people as well. It’s been an epic search, spanning the world, utilizing the full global resources of CNN.

Meanwhile, the notion of Ozzy Osbourne, the prince of fucking darkness, as a mainstream cable news anchor has sent some hardcore borderline psychotic Ozzy fans into a panic. They seek to bring him back from the abyss with emphatic pleas such as the following characterization found on Ozzy’s website fan forum:

Don’t do it Ozzy! CNN is a criminal organization. CNN helped place the images of a plane on the WTC videos on 9/11. CNN participated in mass murder. NO PLANES HIT THE TOWERS. It was a lie orchestrated in part by CNN. Watch ‘September Clues’ at [url omitted] and look at the video analysis at [url omitted]. 9/11 was a CNN/NBC/ABC/CBS/FOX job!

How darling! Check out the video of Ozzy’s so-called audition here.

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Ozzy gets frisky with wife, Sharon

Sharon Osbourne says she and husband Ozzy Osbourne have decided to go with assisted suicide if either is ever diagnosed with a brain disease.

Sharon says they’ve told Jack, Kelly and lawyers their wishes and all agree to support the decision. Sharon’s father had Alzheimers and she watched him suffer for five years before passing last July.

“Ozzy and I have absolutely come to the same decision. We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains. If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer’s, that’s it – we’d be off.

We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they’ve all agreed to go with it.

I saw my father suffer from the day he came back into my life in 2002 to the day he died in July. There’s no way I could go through what he did, or put my kids through that.”

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Other Sharon Osbourne News:

Sharon: ‘Ozzy is a sex maniac’(EW)

Ozzy and Sharon offer support to Britney (PD)

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Ozzy Osbourne got cozy for the cameras with a group of ESPN Zone cheerleaders at the VIP after party for the launch of “Madden NFL 08″ Xbox 360. Not that Ozzy could ever manage to push all those little buttons and actually play the game.

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Christina Aguilera has purchased Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne’s former Beverly Hills home.

The same mansion that was featured on the reality show, ‘The Osbournes’.

Ozzy said he and wife, Sharon, decided to put the home up for sale because the family had experienced some bad times there. "I don’t want to stay in that house any more. The house holds bad memories for me because it reminds me of the terrible time Sharon got cancer and of times when me and the kids were doped out of our minds."

Hopefully Xtina and Jordy will get along with the neighbors better than the Osbourne’s did..

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Ozzy “The Prince Of Fucking Darkness” Osbourne has stated (we think) that he’ll never really speak out in favor of or against the War in Iraq. This isn’t Ozzy’s way of displaying his apathy, but rather, he just doesn’t comprehend what it’s all about:

It’s more that I don’t understand the war. If you’re on one side, and I’m on the other, and you get killed and I get killed, we’ve both lost. I’d have thought people would have learned, humanity would’ve learned. But I’m not turning into one of those f—ers, green people you know, going around Hyde Park, saying, “Stop the War”. That’s not me.

While we do commend the rare celebrity who can admit that he isn’t capable of easily solving all the geopolitical ills in the world, we’re not so certain about the veracity of this quote. It is totally possible that Ozzy was discussing his theories of Margaret Thatcher’s boobies in relation to the ocean’s tides. Really, has anybody ever understood a fucking thing Ozzy has muttered, let alone to the point where accurate transcription is possible?

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Check out these fabulous photos of different couples who were smoking hot together years ago…

Emilio Estevez and Demi Moore

Emilio and Demi were a great couple. They were both young, gorgeous and the envy of Hollywood in the mid eighties. They met in 1984 and in 1987 ended their three-year engagement.

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed

Many cosmetic surgeries and two children later, Shannon and Gene are still together as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Did you know that George Clooney and Kelly Preston dated in the 1980’s?

It’s true.  Yep, Kelly must be kicking herself today.  She’s now married to a fat turkey who has to drag it up for movie roles..

Sean Penn and Madonna

Hot and heavy in the mid to late eighties, Sean and Madge were bound to butt heads.  They lasted longer than most expected, but after filming Shanghai Surprise their marriage went down the tubes.

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn

Another couple still around who surprisingly also never wed.  This boyfriend and girlfriend of many eons are still going strong.

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

Cruise and Kidman starred in the 1990 flick Days of Thunder and were soon after the hottest thing in Hollywood.  This of course was before Kidman overdosed on Botox and Cruise was rumored to be very, very gay.

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne

Yes, that really is Sharon before the many surgeries.  Sharon and Ozzy met when Sharon’s father managed Black Sabbath.  Ozzy credits her with saving his life. They’ve been married over 20 years.  Definitely one of Hollywood’s oddest couples.

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Kelly Osbourne is 22-years old, yet she figures she’ll never live away from her parents because though she’s tried to move into her own place, Ozzy and Sharon just won’t have any of it:

My mom and dad miss me. I moved out of the house three times and my dad moved my stuff back in.

He’s got me feeling so guilty that I promised him I would go away with him for the whole of this summer, which I’m kind of regretting saying.

While I realize this could be my own delicate sensibilities speaking, I’m starting to think this family might be a wee bit sick.

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